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Offline MasterMischief

Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #125 on: December 19, 2009, 02:53:35 PM »
I am sorry, did you just say something or fart?

It is hard to tell the difference sometimes.

Offline Korokage

Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #126 on: December 19, 2009, 04:08:12 PM »
I don't know anything about that drive by shooting that almost killed you, other than the fact that I am now very sad.

If I pushed you down twenty flights of stairs, you know it would have been a complete accident and not on purpose, right? Despite the fact that I want your job and all that suspicious jazz, obviously.

No, you're stupider than you look, and that is an achievement in it self.

Why don't you keep eating your doughnuts while I do your job for you again?

Offline BigNRich

Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #127 on: December 19, 2009, 04:17:02 PM »
Here's those copies you wanted; ignore the one of my naked butt.

Offline BigNRich

Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #128 on: December 19, 2009, 04:18:47 PM »
*walk into his office*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*calmly walk out*

Offline Mithlomwen

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Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #129 on: December 19, 2009, 09:32:10 PM »
Oh I'm sooooooo sorry....I forgot you were allergic to shellfish.....

Offline BigNRich

Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #130 on: December 19, 2009, 10:23:13 PM »
How do you feel knowing that you're paying me [your salary here] dollars per hour to sit on my butt, text my friends, drink pop, eat junk food, surf the Internet, flirt with my co-workers, and play Minesweeper for forty hours a week?

Offline Rozsudek

Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #131 on: December 21, 2009, 01:41:49 PM »
PINGAS

Offline Majere Dreavan

Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #132 on: December 22, 2009, 06:58:29 PM »
You cant fire me, you got nothing but frickkin retards here.

Oh you know that frickkin bull shit!

Honestly, you dont know how to spell that? and you got the 100,000 salary job how?

Offline alxnjsh

Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #133 on: December 23, 2009, 03:30:18 PM »
Mrs. Cambridge, when you sit like that, you remind me of Buddha.

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Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #134 on: December 25, 2009, 09:47:40 PM »
Do you own that red sportscar outside in the handicapped spot?... Yea Its not there anymore. (This was said by a friend of mine to his boss after he had the damn thing towed because the boss was taking up a spot that a disabled cowoker was needing. My friend was quitting the next day.

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Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #135 on: December 26, 2009, 07:08:32 PM »
Oh I'm sorry....do you work here?

Offline Darius

Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #136 on: December 28, 2009, 12:36:30 AM »
"Were you born this bitchy or have you been practicing?" said by me just before getting the boot at my second job.

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Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #137 on: December 28, 2009, 06:10:21 AM »
"You have got to be kidding me!"

Offline Skye

Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #138 on: December 28, 2009, 08:33:13 PM »
I don't know what surveillance video you're talking about.

Offline Pellafin

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Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #139 on: December 30, 2009, 06:54:59 PM »
Oh tell your Daughter Ill come by at...oh when are you leave for the business trip again?

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Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #140 on: December 31, 2009, 08:59:10 AM »
"I'll do my job when you start doing yours."

Overheard at cashier's station in a crowded store.

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Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #141 on: December 31, 2009, 09:26:37 AM »
You can't write me up for not doing everyone else's job, you're fired! (Idk, I'm sick so once I'm better this probably won't make sense.)

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Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #142 on: December 31, 2009, 09:09:44 PM »
Don't stand that close to me...Your daughter has your eyes

Offline MasterMischief

Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #143 on: December 31, 2009, 09:12:55 PM »
Did you take credit for my work again?  Mad?  No.  My last report was completely off target.  Good luck when everyone finds out.

Offline Tangi

Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #144 on: January 02, 2010, 03:38:39 AM »
Well the reason I've been late all this week is cause I've been partying. You should be happy that I came in at all.

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Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #145 on: January 03, 2010, 03:53:08 PM »
You should not get angry so often otherwise you will suffer a heart-attack

Offline Sinna Mystika

Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #146 on: January 03, 2010, 11:31:38 PM »
Is there a reason you have your secretary do everything for you?? Or do you really just not know how??

Offline Darius

Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #147 on: January 05, 2010, 12:13:25 AM »
can you please explain to me how you can be that ignorant and still be relevant in this this place?

Offline Kalyx

Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #148 on: January 05, 2010, 04:25:54 PM »
Oh? You're not pregnant? (male boss)  :D

Offline Aiden

Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #149 on: January 06, 2010, 10:34:17 AM »
Did you know your wife does not have a gag reflex?