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Offline Diamonicus XXX

Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #175 on: April 01, 2010, 11:40:53 PM »
Boss: So What have you been working on today?

Employee: I was working on minding my business but apparently that's now a two person job!

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Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #176 on: April 04, 2010, 11:19:19 AM »
you are a dumbass you know that

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Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #177 on: April 06, 2010, 03:53:36 PM »
you need to go to the restroom cause the only thing coming out of your mouth is Sh__.

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Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #178 on: April 09, 2010, 04:15:20 PM »
Were you born bitchy or did you have to work on getting there?

Offline Cardwolf

Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #179 on: April 09, 2010, 11:56:40 PM »
You me money, your daughter scrapped me last night when she went down.

Offline MasterMischief

Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #180 on: April 10, 2010, 04:04:17 PM »
How about you sexually harass me and I drop the charges.

Offline the taken

Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #181 on: April 13, 2010, 11:18:26 PM »
Chief, I've been having nightmares about this place.  Can we change the decor to something a little less like Cthulu and more like My Little Pony??

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Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #182 on: April 20, 2010, 10:42:51 PM »
Screw you - I'm on a break!

Offline Cardwolf

Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #183 on: April 20, 2010, 10:48:19 PM »
Your just like my mother.

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Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #184 on: April 20, 2010, 10:57:36 PM »
You expect me to do what? for how much? *collapses into a fit of laughter*

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Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #185 on: April 21, 2010, 07:10:35 AM »
Boss: Can't you hear the phone is ringing?

You: Yeah, why don't you make yourself useful and answer it.

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Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #186 on: May 13, 2010, 09:12:18 PM »
"Come check out this adult web-site I found while surfing the net!"

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Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #187 on: May 13, 2010, 09:30:15 PM »
While doing your daughter, I think i lost my wedding ring, please see if she can look in her bed.

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Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #188 on: May 14, 2010, 01:18:59 PM »
Your an idoit get out of my way and let me do your job..... oh yeah and answer the F____ phone.

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Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #189 on: May 14, 2010, 02:13:45 PM »
"I'm still gay, can't work" - because she wouldn't buy it!  XD

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Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #190 on: May 16, 2010, 12:01:12 PM »
I'm seriously too hung over to work today.. can you just shut the door on your way out.

Offline Majere Dreavan

Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #191 on: May 16, 2010, 12:22:02 PM »
Burst into his office unnaounced and very loudly" Ugh, This isnt the bathroom"

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Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #192 on: May 20, 2010, 05:38:58 PM »
You are working too hard.... he may assign you more work...

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Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #193 on: September 04, 2010, 04:57:22 PM »
'Calling to let you know I am not coming in today because I am sick.' (when vacation is set to start the next day.)

I actually did this... 3 years in a row. :P before anyone noticed. :D and was union, so I was untouchable because of our contract.  he he he

Offline MasterMischief

Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #194 on: September 04, 2010, 10:22:18 PM »
When we are finished with my review, let's do yours.

Offline Insanityenviesme

Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #195 on: September 04, 2010, 10:23:43 PM »
May I borrow your wife?

Offline Lucinda

Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #196 on: September 05, 2010, 02:27:21 AM »
I'm a woman and i want your job!

Offline sartracker

Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #197 on: September 06, 2010, 05:32:17 PM »
you sust have something on somebody to keep your job!

Offline MasterMischief

Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #198 on: September 06, 2010, 06:05:24 PM »
"You say 'sexual harrassment' like it is a bad thing."

Offline MasterMischief

Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #199 on: September 06, 2010, 06:06:39 PM »
“You know...you really would look like less of a bog hag if you tarted yourself up a bit.”