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Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #300 on: March 11, 2011, 07:51:29 AM »
"I'm heaving a headache" ~laughs~ She would make fun of me. ~snickers~ And call me a girl or something. All in good fun, of course!

Offline Hotaru37

Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #301 on: March 13, 2011, 08:40:11 PM »
Now you want me to get a money loan for the register.  I told you five minutes ago that it looked like you were getting low.

Offline Luther

Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #302 on: March 14, 2011, 12:06:37 PM »
That's a nice suit! What time is your court appearance?

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Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #303 on: March 14, 2011, 05:00:51 PM »
I have a list:

1. Kiss my ass
2. Do you even try to comb your hair?
3. Do you have any friends? Because if you did someone should tell you that you are a real asshat.
4. How did you get this job anyway? I know it wasn't your intellegence
5. You voice is so annoying, could you just not talk?

Ok thats all for now.

Offline Hotaru37

Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #304 on: March 15, 2011, 06:40:50 PM »
Would you like to repeat that I couldn't hear your meaning through your screaming the first time.

Offline Luther

Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #305 on: March 15, 2011, 06:43:31 PM »
I'll remember that next time I'm demonstrating 'scissors' to your mom!

Offline Jazra

Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #306 on: March 16, 2011, 12:31:38 AM »
Get a life.

Offline Charisma

Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #307 on: March 17, 2011, 11:54:15 AM »
It's your turn to take the garbage out...

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Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #308 on: March 17, 2011, 11:55:00 AM »
My creativity is in the gutter today.

Offline Charisma

Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #309 on: March 17, 2011, 11:57:23 AM »
Id rather be at home, sleeping.

Offline Jazra

Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #310 on: March 17, 2011, 06:31:49 PM »
Wow, I never realized how easy it was to file a claim for unpaid overtime.

Offline Belle33

Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #311 on: March 18, 2011, 09:24:43 PM »
Your breath is wretched.

Offline Laverna

Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #312 on: March 19, 2011, 10:27:10 AM »
Now, are you angry because I screwed up, or because I screwed up at your job, which you're too stupid/lazy/incompetent to do?

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Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #313 on: March 19, 2011, 11:45:13 AM »
I hate your boots. (I think she's rip me a new one if I'd say that. ~laughs~)

Offline Luther

Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #314 on: March 19, 2011, 12:12:37 PM »
There was no space in the car park so I left my monster truck ontop of your Prius  >:)

Offline Belle33

Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #315 on: March 19, 2011, 02:19:29 PM »
Stop taking credit for my work.

Offline Villain

Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #316 on: March 20, 2011, 10:06:24 AM »
If you strike me down I'll become more powerful than you could ever possibly imagine

Offline Seara

Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #317 on: March 20, 2011, 02:57:56 PM »
You know that mysterious stain on your couch? Yeah that was me

Offline Mayakterra

Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #318 on: March 20, 2011, 04:02:21 PM »
It's not fair! You just sit there and I do all the work!

(...And no, gutter fairies, that has nothing to do with sex)

Offline Acid Lips

Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #319 on: March 20, 2011, 04:31:55 PM »
You cannot fire me!!! I am sleeping with your boss!!!