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Offline Skye

Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #25 on: June 24, 2009, 03:09:07 PM »
"Your kid is a brat." -Fired.-

Offline Greg MD

Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #26 on: June 24, 2009, 10:15:56 PM »
Let me take you to lunch to celebrate! What are we celebrating? Well didn't your daughter tell you...she's pregnant!

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Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #27 on: June 24, 2009, 10:21:18 PM »
Actually... I think that customer is more familiar with company policy than you.

Offline Avis habilis

Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #28 on: June 25, 2009, 10:20:30 AM »
Hey, um ... is there anything in the employee handbook about nap breaks?

Offline Greg MD

Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #29 on: June 25, 2009, 03:32:47 PM »
You remind me a lot of a famous actor. Steve Carrell. He plays Michael on the Office. Your management skills are much like his.

Offline Soran

Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #30 on: June 25, 2009, 03:40:30 PM »
And the 'on' switch is where......?

Offline Skye

Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #31 on: June 25, 2009, 04:29:02 PM »
"Everyone will leave along with me if you don't do what we want!"

Offline Kurzyk

Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #32 on: June 25, 2009, 11:04:08 PM »
Are there any restrictions on what websites we can visit?

Offline Greg MD

Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #33 on: June 26, 2009, 12:39:30 AM »
That's a lovely portrait of your family on your desk there. I swear I've seen your wife before...is she the model for the Sensually Yours sex toy store?

Offline Lady Annabelle

Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #34 on: July 05, 2009, 12:36:55 PM »
*Yawns*

I'm sorry.  Don't mind me, but I think I am going to lay down for a little while.  I'll catch up with my client later.  Goodnight.  Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz....

Offline LittleNekodemon

Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #35 on: July 05, 2009, 01:12:32 PM »
 your a pain in the butt and as soon as i find a better job i am giving you my resignation

Offline CWand

Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #36 on: July 05, 2009, 05:31:32 PM »
Sir? Isn't it illegal for me to let you steal company supplies?

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Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #37 on: July 05, 2009, 07:09:02 PM »
"That outfit looks better on me."

Works best if the boss is of the opposite sex ;)

Offline CWand

Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #38 on: July 06, 2009, 03:54:37 PM »
"you have no idea how stupid that sounded, were did you learn to speak English?"

Offline Lady Annabelle

Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #39 on: July 10, 2009, 04:52:30 PM »
"I am sorry.  I didn't finish my project in time.  For punishment, can I have a spanking?"

Offline LittleNekodemon

Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #40 on: July 10, 2009, 08:23:35 PM »
I am too stressed out i am take a vacation. And you can find a temp to handle your files for  a few days.

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Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #41 on: July 10, 2009, 10:20:58 PM »
*said to one of the managers at work with a smile*  "you have a napolean complex.". He just pretended he didn't understand what I was talking about.

I'm short?  I'm average for a woman.  You are short!

Said to the same manager cause he called me short. 

How bout I come over there and kick you in the balls?

Again said to the same manager.  I really do abuse this man cause I hate his guts.  Don't know why he let's me get away with it cause he won't let anyone else. 

I'll do it when I feel like it. 

Never said this to any boss and likely never will. 

My husband tells his boss quite frequently to kiss his ass.

Offline sloc

Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #42 on: July 11, 2009, 05:14:24 PM »
Excremental backups? No, I don't think you mean those will help with our problem, but I am sure we can try some incremental ones. (my ex boss didnt have a sense of humor but he did like to use technical sounding terms a bit ...indiscriminately)

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Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #43 on: September 04, 2009, 06:34:57 AM »
Where did you go to college, cause I think you need a refresher course or a refund or both.

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Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #44 on: September 04, 2009, 06:59:21 AM »
Boss:  Do you think you could use all ten fingers?  It's what we're paying your for.

Me:  (Holding up my index fingers)  You pay me for these.  I donate the other eight.

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Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #45 on: September 04, 2009, 09:48:30 AM »
How did you get that far?

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Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #46 on: September 04, 2009, 10:35:11 AM »
  Go away, I do this much better than you even though you've been trying to do it right for years, now get out of my way.

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Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #47 on: September 04, 2009, 11:41:22 AM »
I think that is sexual harassment

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Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #48 on: September 04, 2009, 03:27:17 PM »
Unbelievable. I have just received a magazine from my boss, in which it is suggested that people better dressed get higher pays. I wish I could tell him:

Why didn't you hire a dandy instead of me?
« Last Edit: September 04, 2009, 03:32:37 PM by TheLegionary »

Offline Shiri

Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #49 on: September 04, 2009, 03:30:39 PM »
"I'll show you the real way to run a business."