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Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #250 on: November 11, 2010, 01:28:23 PM »
Houston, we have a problem!

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Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #251 on: November 11, 2010, 01:29:32 PM »
Shut up, sit down and stay out of my way while I do your job.

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Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #252 on: November 11, 2010, 01:32:05 PM »
I slept with your secretary.

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Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #253 on: November 11, 2010, 01:34:36 PM »
I slept with your wife.

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Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #254 on: November 11, 2010, 01:36:55 PM »
"I'm late, Sir," secretary to her boss.

"No, you're right on time."

"No, Sir, I'm late," holds up a pregnancy test.

Offline Skye

Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #255 on: November 12, 2010, 12:46:56 AM »
"I have pictures of your birthday night. You know...
from that strip club your wife didn't want you at."
 >:)

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Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #256 on: November 12, 2010, 06:09:10 AM »
Why don't you go after someone else? Can't you see I am posting at Elliquiy.com?

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Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #257 on: November 13, 2010, 06:44:20 PM »
Nice 'stash girl!

or

Those are the biggest damn boobs I saw on anyone sir...You should go on a diet.

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Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #258 on: November 21, 2010, 05:34:44 PM »
Can you smell pot, or is it me?

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Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #259 on: November 22, 2010, 02:39:28 AM »
Oops was the drug testing today, ummm I think I am sick gotta go.

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Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #260 on: November 22, 2010, 02:48:28 AM »
Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

Offline Endorphin

Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #261 on: November 24, 2010, 05:52:15 AM »
I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.

Offline Magma1519

Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #262 on: November 27, 2010, 12:43:13 AM »
Why don't you get up and get your own damn coffee?
« Last Edit: November 27, 2010, 12:53:02 AM by Magma1519 »

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Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #263 on: November 27, 2010, 06:18:00 AM »
I'm just trying to imagine you with a personality.

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Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #264 on: December 08, 2010, 11:55:08 AM »
"If you ever need an outfit to match that stick up your ass, give me a call"

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Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #265 on: December 08, 2010, 12:33:59 PM »
I aspire to be just like you boss, thats why I'm gonna start drinking heavily and hitting on all the hot interns

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Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #266 on: December 08, 2010, 12:38:04 PM »
IF I cared, I'd draw you a map of your ass with an X marking the spot where your head is buried

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Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #267 on: December 08, 2010, 12:42:32 PM »
I know you killed Santa

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Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #268 on: December 08, 2010, 12:47:13 PM »
You know treating the whole world as if it works for you doesn't suggest you're special, it means you're an asshole.

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Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #269 on: December 08, 2010, 12:49:03 PM »
So they really do make suits to fit dick heads

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Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #270 on: December 08, 2010, 01:04:50 PM »
Fuck You, get you yourself.

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Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #271 on: December 08, 2010, 01:39:50 PM »
I was born with a limited amount of "give a f**k" and you showed up way too late...I do have a large supply of "f**k you" however. Help yourself.
« Last Edit: December 08, 2010, 01:52:42 PM by Xandria »

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Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #272 on: December 08, 2010, 01:40:50 PM »
You can't spell boss without S O B

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Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #273 on: January 20, 2011, 07:37:15 PM »
F@*k...What do you mean your daughters pregnant!

Offline Magma1519

Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #274 on: January 21, 2011, 10:03:09 PM »
We would not have to work so much over time, if you would actually work for once.