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Offline Tenka, Tatsumaru

Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #150 on: January 07, 2010, 04:49:33 AM »
i know i was wrong for this but not only did she b@$#!ed me out for something from the previous shift but it was my last day. (to a female boss while she's pregnant.)
"I'm sorry i didn't catch that cause all i heard was blah blah blah I'm a dirty whore."
again i feel bad but i was completely irritated about what she was doing.

Offline The7thKeeper

Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #151 on: January 07, 2010, 06:34:06 AM »
"No no no no... you're wrong."

Offline Aiden

Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #152 on: January 07, 2010, 01:05:34 PM »
Ever notice how much your son looks like ____ in accounting?

Offline xnikkix

Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #153 on: January 10, 2010, 02:06:24 PM »
"Why dont you do that yourself?"

Offline Kalyx

Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #154 on: January 13, 2010, 12:19:31 PM »
That's not in my job description.

Offline Dramen

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Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #155 on: January 13, 2010, 02:28:03 PM »
Yeah... um, I don't feel like doing that right now. Could you come back? Maybe tomorrow?

Offline Jr

Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #156 on: January 16, 2010, 05:08:00 PM »
Whew! For a second, I thought you were upset about that other thing I broke.

Offline Keaira

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Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #157 on: January 18, 2010, 09:23:50 PM »
Oh by the way, you're wife is sleeping with your secretary... You didn't know she was a lesbian using you for your money?? Whoopsies

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Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #158 on: January 19, 2010, 12:25:30 PM »
Employee: "Son... I am your father. I left when you were still a baby, because you were a great responsibility."

Offline Lucinda

Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #159 on: January 19, 2010, 02:16:11 PM »
Well what else would i use the company internet for??

Offline Kizurin

Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #160 on: January 19, 2010, 09:28:36 PM »
You mean a*shole is not your name?

Offline Avis habilis

Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #161 on: January 21, 2010, 01:53:50 PM »
Gah! Don't sneak up on me while I'm napping! You damn near gave me a heart attack!

Offline Slywyn

Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #162 on: January 21, 2010, 03:15:18 PM »
What? You really think I'm going to use a mop to mop with? It's much too awesome as a wig.

Offline lordfirozahn

Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #163 on: February 13, 2010, 02:37:50 AM »
well this one isnt exactly to your boss , but the police dont seem to care for it when you get pulled over...

Whats the matter officer , dunkin doughnuts closed early...

Offline Slywyn

Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #164 on: February 13, 2010, 02:43:17 AM »
"I swear to drunk, ossifer! I'm not god!"

I always laugh a little.

Offline Spell

Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #165 on: February 13, 2010, 06:52:06 AM »
I did not know she was your daughter.

Offline lordfirozahn

Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #166 on: February 15, 2010, 08:40:14 AM »
Okay so she is your daughter, but even you have to admit she is Hot!!!!!Im mean look at those legs.... >:)

Offline DTW

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Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #167 on: March 25, 2010, 11:45:05 PM »
"No , sir I don't think your wife stopped sleeping with you because she doesn't love you I just think she loves me more."

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Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #168 on: March 25, 2010, 11:50:49 PM »
Get off my ass before I ninja your ass

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Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #169 on: March 26, 2010, 03:01:04 PM »
I am dating your secretary

Offline stormsfury

Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #170 on: March 26, 2010, 03:08:09 PM »
Where did you get those, Sir, those are my shoes? Oh, under your daughter's bed. *sheepish grin* Sorry.

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Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #171 on: March 26, 2010, 03:36:42 PM »
Yes, I can have those charts finished today, but your wife asked me over breakfast to remind you of your son's dental appointment at two.

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Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #172 on: March 26, 2010, 04:58:24 PM »
Who do you think you are? Oh yeah my boss......Well in that case, kiss my ass I quit.......

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Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #173 on: March 26, 2010, 08:15:02 PM »
I am sure every boss would live to kiss Xandi's ass!

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Re: 1001 Things not to say to your Boss
« Reply #174 on: March 28, 2010, 05:55:15 AM »
Why do you always look so confused? You can't possibly be that stupid, or can you?