After finding my supervisor's performance review that he wrote for himself, a co-worker and I made some 'corrections'. One of which 'corrected' the sentence, "Installed new tape degaussing machine" to "Supervised the installation of new tape degaussing machine from a safe distance."
I was later confronted by my supervisor who asked me point blank if that is really the way I felt about him. I looked him straight in the eyes and said, "Yes."
My current boss is quite attractive. I would love to ask her to sexually harass me.
"When is the plastictimy?"
"What's a plastictimy?"
"That is where they surgically place a window in your abdomen so when you have your head up your ass, you can see where you are going."