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Offline cptBacon

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2675 on: June 16, 2013, 01:51:01 AM »
Granted. The world is back to its boring self.

I wish we could go five pages without annihilating the world.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2676 on: June 16, 2013, 02:19:45 AM »
Granted.  But only five pages.

I wish the end of the world would come sooner.

Offline Lightskirt

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2677 on: June 16, 2013, 05:51:42 AM »
Granted. The lead singer, guitarist and drummer of End of the World are horrified to find that they can't last in bed as long as they used to...

As for me, I wish all clothing was flattering.

Offline SilhouetteBlack

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2678 on: June 16, 2013, 03:48:07 PM »
Granted.  Too bad nudity has become the new black.

Offline SilhouetteBlack

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2679 on: June 16, 2013, 03:51:48 PM »
I with that every dream was an erotic on.

Offline Vegetable

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2680 on: June 16, 2013, 04:04:10 PM »
Granted but you only have sex with ponies and large lizards.

I wish the console gaming industry wasn't going down the toilet.

Offline cptBacon

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2681 on: June 16, 2013, 04:05:32 PM »
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Granted. The lead singer, guitarist and drummer of End of the World are horrified to find that they can't last in bed as long as they used to...
And you just became my favorite person.

Granted. The industry aims for the trash can instead. *Note - PC gaming remains glorious.

I wish for SihouetteBlack's dreams to become reality.

Offline Vegetable

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2682 on: June 16, 2013, 05:50:59 PM »
*Note - PC gaming remains glorious.



I am okay with this.

Offline Randall Flagg

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2683 on: June 16, 2013, 07:24:38 PM »
And you just became my favorite person.

Granted. The industry aims for the trash can instead. *Note - PC gaming remains glorious.

I wish for SihouetteBlack's dreams to become reality.

Granted. He is now having sex with ponies and lizards, but you have to watch and keep strict notes on each sexual act performed.

I wish for a simpler life.

Offline Firefly

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2684 on: June 16, 2013, 09:41:37 PM »
granted, your life now consists of eating, and sleeping, nothing more.

I wish this week long headache would fuck off.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2685 on: June 16, 2013, 10:28:38 PM »
(I feel so bad for corrupting this but* The headache fucks off, as you go to the doctor, and he tells you that you have a major sinus problem, and have to take expensive medication for the rest of your life....

I wish I was less paranoid...

Offline cptBacon

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2686 on: June 16, 2013, 10:46:05 PM »
Granted. You're paranoia disappears, and you let your guard down. The gremlins stalking you realize this is the perfect time to poison your drink, giving you horrific stomach pain and diarrhea. You should have been more paranoid.

I wish I didn't have to watch ponies and lizards bang.

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2687 on: June 16, 2013, 11:41:34 PM »
Granted. Now you only have to watch ducks banging each other.

I wish that humans can live in Mars.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2688 on: June 17, 2013, 03:10:38 AM »
Granted, but the native Martians find their arrival as an invasion and attack Earth.  The war is brutal and results in the end of the world.  Again.

I wish to restart time.

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2689 on: June 17, 2013, 03:16:20 AM »
Granted. The time was restarted at the beginning of the war between humans and Martians.

I wish humans would conquer Mars.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2690 on: June 17, 2013, 03:33:39 AM »
Granted.  In so doing, their allies, the Venusians, attack Earth and destroy it.

I wish the galaxy was at peace.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2691 on: June 17, 2013, 04:21:23 PM »
Granted, unfortunately Peace is a very small planet, it has limited parking space and even more limited toilet paper. As a result everyone in the galaxy gets annoyed and starts fighting each other.

I wish the weeds in my garden would stop growing

Offline cptBacon

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2692 on: June 17, 2013, 05:40:22 PM »
Granted. I consider flowers and/or vegetables to be weeds, and decree they will no longer grow.

I wish the planet peace was expanded to better accommodate the entire galaxy.

Offline samsquanch

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2693 on: June 17, 2013, 10:35:24 PM »
Granted, unfortunately, it expands and wipes out all other galaxies, including the one which had found the question of life, the universe, and everything.

I wish there were unlimited hours in a day.

Offline Firefly

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2694 on: June 18, 2013, 12:57:47 PM »
granted, but your stuck doing work for every last one of those hours.

I wish I had monies.

Offline Belle33

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2695 on: June 18, 2013, 01:08:51 PM »
Granted.  Unfortunately, you left it in a parked car and someone stole it, and your car.  Bummer.

I wish I see Man of Steel today.

Offline InDeCiSive

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2696 on: June 18, 2013, 10:00:21 PM »
Granted, but those tricky genies thought you said man of steal, so you are watching thieves get their hands cut off all day.

I wish it rained donuts once a week.

Offline cptBacon

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2697 on: June 18, 2013, 11:38:30 PM »
Granted, but the donuts are soaked in vinegar.

I kinda wish I was in the Man of Steal so I could cut hands off all day.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2698 on: June 18, 2013, 11:48:41 PM »
(Oh the ways I can corrupt that... but this is PG-13 only... a pity.)
Granted!  You are in the man of steal movie.  Only, it's not a movie.  It's a documentary.  And you're the one getting your hands cut off.

I wish that Earth was no longer destroyed (kinda surprised that no one did this earlier...)

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2699 on: June 19, 2013, 12:10:15 AM »
Granted...instead of being destroyed, it is merely corrupted into a tar-pit of pollution, collapse of governments and economic systems, and overriding base instincts among the majority of the planet, resulting in genocide, planet-wide slavery, and the reduction of life expectancy everywhere to twenty-four.


I wish someone would wish for something simple.