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Offline Randall Flagg

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2575 on: June 11, 2013, 12:21:53 AM »
Granted. I'm free. But not before... now wait a minute, I don't have to corrupt wishes in my favor - do I? ...they have their way with me.

*sniff*

I wish I could forget my jail experience.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2576 on: June 11, 2013, 12:31:42 AM »
Granted.  But we reenact it for you on the outside.

I wish for more tea.

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2577 on: June 11, 2013, 01:12:16 AM »
Granted. There will be a rain of tea for 3 days straight, resulting in a tea flood. Of course, the tea would be polluted.

I wish for the flood to disappear.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2578 on: June 11, 2013, 03:32:09 AM »
Granted.  A black hole appears and draws the tea flood into it.  As well as everything else...

I wish the black hole would go away before it destroyed the entire planet.

Offline Jclaymore

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2579 on: June 11, 2013, 04:23:27 AM »
granted, however, it already took half of the planet away, along with all the water.

I wish the earth had a new, infinite supply of clean, fresh, drinkable water that is completely safe to drink for everyone

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2580 on: June 11, 2013, 04:34:17 AM »
Granted.  But the destruction of half of the planet destroys the atmosphere, making the planet unlivable.

I wish all remaining humans were transported to a new world that was full of clean, healthy food and water and was liveable.

Offline Jclaymore

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2581 on: June 11, 2013, 04:50:45 AM »
Granted, welcome to the world of my location: Even the plants will try and kill us.

I wish that we awesome people will survive XD
« Last Edit: June 11, 2013, 04:52:45 AM by Jclaymore »

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2582 on: June 11, 2013, 05:01:36 AM »
Granted.  Only 5,000 people survive.  Not enough to sustain a viable population.

I wish there we could genetically create more humans!

Offline Randall Flagg

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2583 on: June 11, 2013, 08:18:14 AM »
Granted. It's called sexual intercourse. Welcome to the new era of "free love"!  Unfortunately all that luvvin' causes syphilis to spread rampant and nobody remembered to pack the appropriate antibiotics...

I wish for our old Earth back and whole, just the way it was.

Offline InDeCiSive

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2584 on: June 11, 2013, 09:46:10 AM »
Granted!  It's back the way it was, during the Medieval ages!  We get the keep the syphilis and burn completely innocent people of witchcraft!

I wish we were back in our own time.

Offline Loky

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2585 on: June 11, 2013, 03:56:02 PM »
Granted! However, everything is twisted. Everybody who you have known now hates you. Even your own parents and your dog as well.

I wish I were happier.

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2586 on: June 11, 2013, 04:06:48 PM »
Granted. You will feel happier for a second and depressed for the rest of your life.

I wish for a cure for depression.

Offline Phelan8801

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2587 on: June 11, 2013, 04:11:45 PM »
Granted. *shoots you*

I wish for a bigger gun.

Offline Loky

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2588 on: June 11, 2013, 04:26:53 PM »
Granted.
But the only way it shoots is back at you, therefore you have big suicide machine.

I wish there were no weapons in the world.


Offline Randall Flagg

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2589 on: June 11, 2013, 04:41:56 PM »
Granted, but since everything can ultimately be used as a weapon - including our own bodies, the world is now empty... void.

I wish for some goldfish crackers.

Offline InDeCiSive

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2590 on: June 11, 2013, 09:42:51 PM »
Granted.  But dried out used to be alive goldfish baked into crackers doesn't sound very appealing.

I wish I hadn't missed two days of work.
Now I have to work a 12 tomorrow. x.x

Offline Firefly

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2591 on: June 11, 2013, 11:17:17 PM »
Granted, but you can never stop working now.

I wish mah pizza would arrive!

Offline Randall Flagg

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2592 on: June 11, 2013, 11:40:45 PM »
Granted, but it's so cold and dry it could be made of cardboard.

I wish for a good night's sleep.

Offline Firefly

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2593 on: June 11, 2013, 11:57:08 PM »
Granted, but you never wake up.

I wish for a relief to this boredom!

Offline Randall Flagg

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2594 on: June 12, 2013, 12:04:11 AM »
Granted, but the relief will last only as long as your batteries do...

I wish for something sweet to eat.

Offline Firefly

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2595 on: June 12, 2013, 12:05:18 AM »
Granted, but its so sweet it hurts your teeth

I wish I could decide what movie to watch

Offline InDeCiSive

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2596 on: June 12, 2013, 12:12:24 AM »
Granted, but now that movie no longer exists (I hope it wasn't something good!)

I wish Netflix had more movies I actually want to see.

Offline Firefly

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2597 on: June 12, 2013, 12:14:49 AM »
Granted, but netflix breaks down

I wish I was done with school.

Offline Jclaymore

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2598 on: June 12, 2013, 01:50:47 AM »
granted, but now you are enrolled at the military academy.

I wish I could hug random strangers and get away with it

Offline Firefly

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2599 on: June 12, 2013, 01:53:49 AM »
Granted, but it can only be men.

I wish I had a million kitties