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Offline Jclaymore

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2750 on: June 21, 2013, 04:41:24 AM »
Granted, however, because of the collapse of the economy, all forms of currency became worthless. Sheep replace the currency of where you live. You get evicted cus you couldn't pay the rent.

I wish the voices in my head, except my own, would finally shut up.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2751 on: June 21, 2013, 04:48:06 AM »
Granted.  Your own voice can't handle the silence and goes insane.  Now your voice hears voices.

I wish you had a normal dose of insanity, like the rest of us.

Offline Jclaymore

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2752 on: June 21, 2013, 04:50:20 AM »
Granted, now everyone is as insane as me. Now that's the new normal dose of insanity

That's okay though insane people are more fun to hang out with ^^

I wish that I could eat the sun like a biscuit.
« Last Edit: June 21, 2013, 04:59:19 AM by Jclaymore »

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2753 on: June 21, 2013, 05:07:42 AM »
Granted. But as soon as it reaches your stomach it burns you from inside.

I wish the fire would disappear.

Offline Jclaymore

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2754 on: June 21, 2013, 05:10:34 AM »
granted, the fire dissappears, but now it's dark forever cus I ate the sun

I wish there was a new sun

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2755 on: June 21, 2013, 05:14:06 AM »
Granted. Since you ate the it, you becomes the new sun. That means you're burned in outer space for eternity!

I wish to find the meaning of my life.

Offline Jclaymore

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2756 on: June 21, 2013, 05:57:47 AM »
Not such a bad end, now I can look down on everyone and say I shine brighter then they ever will XD

Granted. Your search is succesfull, but by finding the meaning of life, you also destroy the meaning of life, because the meaning of life is searching for the meaning of life. :3

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2757 on: June 21, 2013, 06:09:00 AM »
I wish you had posted a wish.

Offline Jclaymore

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2758 on: June 21, 2013, 07:01:36 AM »
Oops there I do it again.

Granted, my wish is that I would stop forgetting to post the wish too

Offline CallMeCheesecake

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2759 on: June 22, 2013, 12:28:36 PM »
Granted but you forget to corrupt a wish instead.

I wish I had double ds.

Offline colerie1974

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2760 on: June 22, 2013, 11:12:01 PM »
Granted, but they sag down to your belly button.


I wish I could go back in time and fix all my mistakes.

Offline cptBacon

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2761 on: June 22, 2013, 11:55:30 PM »
Granted, but you make a whole host of new mistakes.

I wish the Blackhawks will win the Stanley Cup.

Offline colerie1974

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2762 on: June 23, 2013, 12:08:33 AM »
Granted, but a comet smashes into the stadium and kills the entire team moments after they win.


I wish I had nails that never chipped or broke off.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2763 on: June 23, 2013, 02:48:33 AM »
Granted.  They're carpentry nails, not fingernails.

I wish you also had an indestructible hammer to go with your nails.

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2764 on: June 23, 2013, 02:58:02 AM »
Granted, but the hammer is so heavy that it can be lifted with normal strength.

I wish for a better laptop that will last forever.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2765 on: June 23, 2013, 03:04:23 AM »
Granted.  However, it cannot connect to the internet.

I wish everything was free.

Offline Krisje

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2766 on: June 23, 2013, 03:07:16 AM »
Granted but you can't own anything

I wish I had an infinite supply of red vines.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2767 on: June 23, 2013, 03:09:05 AM »
Granted.  They're all stale and half-rotted.

I wish your red vines weren't rotted or stale.

Offline Krisje

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2768 on: June 23, 2013, 04:43:32 AM »
Granted but there's no longer an infinite supply

I wish I had an air conditioner

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2769 on: June 23, 2013, 04:47:44 AM »
Granted, but the temperature is stuck at the highest.

I wish my awesome laptop could connect to the internet.

Offline Krisje

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2770 on: June 23, 2013, 04:54:26 AM »
Granted but it immediately fills up with viruses and malware

I wish it was snowing right now

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2771 on: June 23, 2013, 04:55:15 AM »
Granted.  The snow knocks out the power for the entire city for the next month, and also blockades all houses and roads.

I wish the snow would melt off.

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2772 on: June 23, 2013, 04:57:04 AM »
Granted. The snow melts and causes a huge flood that will last for a while.

I wish that the flood will disappear.

Offline Adammair

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2773 on: June 23, 2013, 08:15:38 AM »
Granted. All the water vanishes, every last drop, and what remains is an uninhabitable desert wasteland. Since there is no water for plants, they die off, and the entire food chain follows.

I wish to always hear the perfect song at any given moment, when I put my mp3 player on random-play mode.

Offline Krisje

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2774 on: June 23, 2013, 08:19:11 AM »
Granted but owning an mp3 player is highly illegal and faces jail time

I wish I could have any of the food I wanted cooked to perfection with just the snap of my fingers