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Offline InDeCiSive

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2725 on: June 20, 2013, 05:51:24 PM »
Granted.  You are now an egg in your mother's ovary and sperm resting peacefully in your father's scrotum. 

I wish I had a money tree small enough to fit in my apartment.  (money bush?)

Offline Haven

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2726 on: June 20, 2013, 06:08:05 PM »
Your wish is granted.  You now have a money tree small enough to fit in your apartment.  Sadly, your apartment is burglarized.

I wish we had a shower at work.

Offline CallMeCheesecake

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2727 on: June 20, 2013, 06:35:01 PM »
Granted  ;D But the water that comes out of it is nasty sewer water and there isn't soap.

I wish Tom Felton was in my bed right now... ;)

Offline Haven

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2728 on: June 20, 2013, 06:45:32 PM »
Tom Felton is in your bed right now.  But he is in a coma.  I am terribly sorry.

I wish Tom Hardy was under my skirt right now.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2729 on: June 21, 2013, 01:40:10 AM »
Granted.  He's not under the skirt you're wearing, however.  Nor will he ever be.

I wish for a cold drink.

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2730 on: June 21, 2013, 01:52:00 AM »
Granted, you get a glass of cold beer, so cold that it's freezing.

I wish for a cure to lethal diseases such as cancer, AIDS, etc.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2731 on: June 21, 2013, 02:25:45 AM »
Interesting.  I wonder what I could do with a frozen beer...

Granted!  You cure all lethal diseases.  Unfortunately, your fame gets you noticed.  You are abducted by aliens who demand that you cure all of their diseases, too.

I wish you could cure all of the aliens' diseases.

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2732 on: June 21, 2013, 02:43:25 AM »
Granted! In doing so I became the alien's god, which mean I'm stuck in their habitat... forever.

I wish I'm back in the earth, and that the aliens had forgotten about me.

Offline Jclaymore

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2733 on: June 21, 2013, 02:44:34 AM »
Granted, time is rewinded, and the events were altered. Now you never wished for that cure...

I wish to transcend humanity and it's limits and become a true god.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2734 on: June 21, 2013, 02:49:55 AM »
Granted.  Your lifeforce is entirely dependent upon people believing in you.  They never do, and you die seconds after becoming a god - never to be reborn again!

I wish you hadn't become a god.

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2735 on: June 21, 2013, 02:55:08 AM »
Granted. He becomes a dog instead.

I wish that the world is united.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2736 on: June 21, 2013, 02:58:52 AM »
Granted.  Sorta.  The granter misread your wish and thought you said "untied."  As such, the world becomes untied, and deflates.

I wish the world were inflated again.

Offline Jclaymore

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2737 on: June 21, 2013, 03:02:07 AM »
Granted, but the genie was too enthusiast, and accidentally over inflated it. The world exploded.

I wish I am a god that doesn't need to be believed in

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2738 on: June 21, 2013, 03:08:42 AM »
Granted.  You are a solid gold statue, incapable of thinking or moving.  One day, someone steals you and sells you on the black market for a large sum of money.  After a life of being passed around and sold to various unscrupulous people - and undergoing a lot of things no poor statute should ever have to endure - you are finally put on display in a museum.  Which shortly thereafter is swallowed up by a sudden sinkhole.

I wish for a good horror movie.

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2739 on: June 21, 2013, 03:12:08 AM »
Granted. It scares you so much that you faint out, and forget what it's all about.

I wish I can do martial arts.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2740 on: June 21, 2013, 03:14:42 AM »
Granted.  You are a master of the infamous Eyeball of Doom jujitsu.

I wish... I wish... I... what was I doing again?  I wish I knew what I was doing...

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2741 on: June 21, 2013, 03:17:05 AM »
Granted. You remembered that you're watched that horror movie. You watched it again and got the same effect.

I wish that you remember to get rid of that movie when you wake up next time.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2742 on: June 21, 2013, 03:20:23 AM »
Granted.  Now, having forgotten all about the movie except that I needed to get rid of it, I remain bored and looking for a good horror movie.

I wish ... for a CUPCAKE!  (of doom)

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2743 on: June 21, 2013, 03:23:08 AM »
Granted. A cupcake monster arrives... and eat you.

I wish you're not eaten by the cupcake monster.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2744 on: June 21, 2013, 03:33:53 AM »
Granted.  It eats you, instead.

I wish there was no cupcake monster.

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2745 on: June 21, 2013, 03:35:02 AM »
Granted. The cupcake monster dissolved. We're back to being bored.

I wish for something exciting to happen.

Offline Jclaymore

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2746 on: June 21, 2013, 04:07:32 AM »
granted, I happen

I wish that Seffer would be really excited

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2747 on: June 21, 2013, 04:14:06 AM »
Granted. I feel so excited that I... don't know what I'm going to wish next.

I wish I know what I wanted to wish!

Offline Jclaymore

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2748 on: June 21, 2013, 04:31:49 AM »
granted. You now know that you want to wish what you wanted to wish, but since you already wished that wish, you're left with a sudden feeling of emptiness, not knowing what to do next.

I wish something would fill that emptiness.

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2749 on: June 21, 2013, 04:34:00 AM »
Granted. Madness filled the emptiness, and I took over the world.

I wish that the economy will collapse.