Granted, but "better" is a relative term. You're now looked slightly better from the contestant of The Biggest Loser.
Hey, I'm not in that bad of shape.
I'm actually in decent shape, mind you. Alright, let's find a way to screw your wish..
You may have a go-anywhere door, however its default function is to dump you in the middle of the Arabian desert with no oases for a hundred miles in any direction.
I wish for all conflict in life to be avoidable.