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Offline cptBacon

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2650 on: June 14, 2013, 11:00:09 PM »
Granted. People now eat flying cars. They are renamed "air chickens". Your wish wasn't exactly corrupted - you made the world a better place.

I wish for air bunnies.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2651 on: June 14, 2013, 11:01:44 PM »
Granted.  They are demonic and bring living Hell to Earth.  Excellent job.  You've brought about the fourth apocalypse in this thread alone.

I wish the world didn't end so often.

Offline Firefly

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2652 on: June 15, 2013, 02:09:51 AM »
Granted, but it continues on in a monotonous and boring fashion for all eternity

I wish I wasn't so tired all the time.

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2653 on: June 15, 2013, 02:11:28 AM »
Granted. Now you'll feel depressed all the time.

I wish to be immune against all illness!

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2654 on: June 15, 2013, 02:12:43 AM »
Granted.  Your lifespan has been decreased to 22 years total.

I wish Bob had money.

Offline Firefly

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2655 on: June 15, 2013, 02:14:37 AM »
Granted, but hes not allowed to spend a penny of it.

I wish that schooling was free.

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2656 on: June 15, 2013, 02:18:21 AM »
Granted, but it will only teach you kindergarten stuffs.

I wish for a non-corrupt government.

Offline Firefly

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2657 on: June 15, 2013, 02:28:22 AM »
Granted, but you lose all the freedoms you enjoy

I wish i could find my ipod o.o

Offline PhoenixPhyre

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2658 on: June 15, 2013, 02:47:31 AM »
Granted, but it was accidentally stored next to a box of magnets and lost all of its song memory.

I wish for a vacation to Ireland.

Offline Firefly

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2659 on: June 15, 2013, 02:48:44 AM »
Granted, but your plane crashes.

I wish for a good massage

Offline PhoenixPhyre

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2660 on: June 15, 2013, 02:53:22 AM »
Granted, but it turns out your masseuse has been secretly using his female clients as "test runs" in choosing a suitable mate for his 300 lb., 40-year-old son who lives in his basement.

I wish for the power to repair any broken object.

Offline Firefly

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2661 on: June 15, 2013, 02:56:26 AM »
granted, but you break everything unbroken that you touch, so the vicious cycle of breaking and fixing never ends

I wish I had a better job

Offline PhoenixPhyre

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2662 on: June 15, 2013, 03:39:45 AM »
Granted, but the job market crashes before the end of your 90 day probation and you are laid off with no benefits.

I wish I was in better shape.

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2663 on: June 15, 2013, 03:55:07 AM »
Granted, but "better" is a relative term. You're now looked slightly better from the contestant of The Biggest Loser.

I wish for a go-anywhere-door.

Offline PhoenixPhyre

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2664 on: June 15, 2013, 04:01:29 AM »
Granted, but "better" is a relative term. You're now looked slightly better from the contestant of The Biggest Loser.
Hey, I'm not in that bad of shape.  :P I'm actually in decent shape, mind you. Alright, let's find a way to screw your wish..

You may have a go-anywhere door, however its default function is to dump you in the middle of the Arabian desert with no oases for a hundred miles in any direction.

I wish for all conflict in life to be avoidable.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2665 on: June 15, 2013, 04:47:17 AM »
Granted.  The lack of conflict prevents humans from evolving socially, economically, and in all other ways.  They stagnate, and become extinct.  Again.

I wish to restart the human race.

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2666 on: June 15, 2013, 04:53:59 AM »
Granted. We're in the stone age again now!

I wish to fast forward the evolution to the time of internet.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2667 on: June 15, 2013, 10:14:14 AM »
Granted : but since you didnt stop and clean the cache and cookies each year  it never progressed so we are still in the stone age with no task manager ...

I wish to everyone could just get along with each other ....

Offline cptBacon

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2668 on: June 15, 2013, 12:56:36 PM »
Granted. Everyone in the entirety of humanity stops beating each other with rocks for exactly 23 seconds. After being free of the global non-violence agreement, people returned to their old ways.

I wish to have a bronze weapon in this, the age of the stone.

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2669 on: June 15, 2013, 01:11:11 PM »
Granted. As soon as you had it someone threw a rock to knock you out and stole the weapon.

I wish we will move from the stone age.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2670 on: June 15, 2013, 02:08:32 PM »
Granted we are now in the ICE AGE  surprise ..surprise now we really are frozen...

I wish for the early  invention of Solar cells to thaw us out

Offline Sweet Chaos

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2671 on: June 15, 2013, 02:38:46 PM »
Granted solar cells have been invented to thaw us out...but now there is world-wide flooding and soil erosion.

I wish we were able to colonize Mars now...

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2672 on: June 15, 2013, 02:49:18 PM »
granted we have been fortunate enough to colonize Mars  Public Transport Fees :  Under 12 is free  12 and up  $100,000  per individual   (cash only)

I wish we could change the laws of Gravity

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2673 on: June 16, 2013, 01:30:08 AM »
Granted.  We can change them, but only to disastrous effects.

I wish the laws of gravity were back to normal.

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2674 on: June 16, 2013, 01:49:24 AM »
Granted. The laws of gravity returned to normal, but the rest of the world was fucked so the effect was similar.

I wish for another restart for the world.