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Offline Jclaymore

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2600 on: June 12, 2013, 02:04:53 AM »
that means all men are my bro's XD

Granted, but they get hungry and decide on eating humans.

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I wish I could get away with doing everything I want, no matter to who. XD
« Last Edit: June 12, 2013, 08:36:47 AM by Jclaymore »

Offline Firefly

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2601 on: June 12, 2013, 10:12:44 AM »
granted, but you no longer want anything.

I wish I could go back to bed for a few hours

Offline Loky

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2602 on: June 12, 2013, 02:44:36 PM »
Granted, however your bed is covered in barbed wire.

I wish to see a rainbow.

Offline Randall Flagg

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2603 on: June 12, 2013, 04:39:49 PM »
Granted. In fact, you get to see a DOUBLE rainbow!! It moves you so much you start crying uncontrollably, sobbing blabbering all over the place like a schoolgirl. Your friends are there and get it all on film. Guess what? You get to be the next viral star! Congrats!

I wish, oh I wish...
I wish I had a good singing voice.

Offline Snickerz

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2604 on: June 12, 2013, 05:09:30 PM »
Granted, unfortunately at the same time all of your loved ones came down with a mysterious illness that affects their hearing, so though you sing beautifully, to then you sound like a cat in heat.

I wish I had a better job.

Offline Firefly

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2605 on: June 12, 2013, 06:09:08 PM »
Granted but you get fired two days after being hired.

I wish I didnt have a headache

Offline BellaBella

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2606 on: June 12, 2013, 08:41:23 PM »
Granted, but the pain has to go somewhere so you end up with a bad backache.

I wish we had our Spring weather back.

Offline Firefly

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2607 on: June 12, 2013, 08:53:53 PM »
Granted but it rains constantly

I wish work were over for the night

Offline Randall Flagg

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2608 on: June 12, 2013, 09:00:03 PM »
Granted. You're fired.

I wish for another piece of gum.

Offline Rapt

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2609 on: June 12, 2013, 09:08:26 PM »
Granted. You're fired.

I wish for another piece of gum.


Done...but its been already chewed


I wish I had more time to write.

Offline InDeCiSive

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2610 on: June 12, 2013, 09:30:59 PM »
Granted!  You are now stranded on a desert island with only a pen and a truckload of paper!

I wish I didn't have to wake up early to take my car to the shop tomorrow.

Offline Randall Flagg

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2611 on: June 12, 2013, 10:42:43 PM »
Granted! You wake up and your car is gone. When you try to file for a stolen vehicle, the cops tell you that your license plate and vin number never. existed.  oooeeeEEEeeoooo   

I wish my dishes would automatically wash themselves.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2612 on: June 12, 2013, 10:59:25 PM »
Granted but they end up cracked and chipped in their blind frenzy to be clean.

I wish I could sort memories better.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2613 on: June 12, 2013, 11:52:16 PM »
Granted.  You can sort other peoples' memories, but you have no memories of your own.

I wish I wasn't hungry, since I just ate something...

Offline Jclaymore

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2614 on: June 13, 2013, 01:53:09 AM »
Granted, however, now you are freaking thirsty'! (omg I feel bad now >.<)

I wish you weren't thirsty like that either!

Offline Firefly

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2615 on: June 13, 2013, 01:59:39 AM »
Granted but now Daoine is hungry again.

I wish that it wasn't almost 1 am..

Offline Jclaymore

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2616 on: June 13, 2013, 02:06:41 AM »
granted. it's now almost 2 am :3

I wish it didn't rain so I could go get food later.

Offline Firefly

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2617 on: June 13, 2013, 02:08:43 AM »
Granted, but it will rain every day for the rest of your life.

I wish they hadn't cancelled firefly.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2618 on: June 13, 2013, 02:41:36 AM »
Granted.  There is no corruption!  I accept the fate of denying the twisting of this wish!  Firefly MUST return!

*ahem*

I wish I wasn't crazy...

Offline Firefly

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2619 on: June 13, 2013, 02:46:13 AM »
Granted, but everyone else around you goes mad.

I wish I had a pet snake

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2620 on: June 13, 2013, 03:06:46 AM »
Granted, but it bites you with its venomous fang.

I wish you have an antidote.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2621 on: June 13, 2013, 04:10:33 AM »
Granted.  The antidote causes instant death.

I wish Firefly wasn't dead.

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2622 on: June 13, 2013, 04:12:57 AM »
Granted. She comes back... as a zombie.

I wish Firefly wasn't a zombie.

Offline Jclaymore

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2623 on: June 13, 2013, 05:15:48 AM »
granted, but Firefly is now a creature similar to the creature of frankenstein.

I wish for 2 uncorruptable wishes.

Offline Loky

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2624 on: June 13, 2013, 07:15:40 AM »
Granted, but you may only wish for nightmares for yourself.

I wish for sky to be greenish.