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Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2800 on: June 28, 2013, 05:29:53 AM »
Granted.  Now he's on the run from every secret government agency in the world.

I wish he could escape the planet before being captured.

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2801 on: June 28, 2013, 05:43:59 AM »
Granted he stole a rocket from underground space exploring group and went to the moon. Due to the fact that the rocket was made by cheap materials, though, it exploded and he's floating in the space.

I wish he's in a safe place.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2802 on: June 29, 2013, 11:57:55 PM »
Granted.  He's now locked in an airtight safe floating through space.  Damn those literal genies.

I wish he were safely on his home planet.

Offline Dizzi

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2803 on: June 30, 2013, 08:40:53 AM »
Granted, but he goes back to a time before civilization.

I wish I had a nice, proper temperature, can of my favourite soda that's not flat.

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2804 on: June 30, 2013, 08:42:21 AM »
Granted, but it's empty.

I wish I can hang out with my friends more often.

Offline Dizzi

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2805 on: June 30, 2013, 08:44:02 AM »
Granted! But they get sick of you

I wish I had new replies to my games that were really great.

Offline Countdown0

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2806 on: June 30, 2013, 08:50:26 AM »
Granted :D But your RP partners are all so good that you feel insecure about your own writing ability, and you tart to try too hard, cauing all of your posts to feel wrong, and everyone starts to dislike RPing with you ( sorry :( )

I wish my corrupting of wishes was less harsh :P

Offline Dizzi

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2807 on: June 30, 2013, 08:52:26 AM »
Granted! But they end up not being mean enough and you get kicked out of the thread

I wish the friend whose house I'm crashing at was awake so we could watch a movie/do some writing.

Offline Yugishogun

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2808 on: June 30, 2013, 10:55:21 AM »
Granted, but the only movies available are those from "The Twilight Saga".

I wish to explode.

Offline Dizzi

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2809 on: June 30, 2013, 12:20:57 PM »
Granted, but the explosion is centered on your arm, meaning youstill live, and die slowly and painfully of gangrene.

I wish to be able to draw well.

Offline nakithefaile

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2810 on: June 30, 2013, 01:09:56 PM »
Granted, but you are only able to draw fetish pornography, that you are too embarrassed to show anybody

I wish it wasn't so hot outside today

Offline Dizzi

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2811 on: June 30, 2013, 01:14:03 PM »
Granted, but now it's the ice-age and you freeze to death

I wish I could live forever, but not be immortal.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2812 on: June 30, 2013, 01:47:50 PM »
Granted, but you are in suspended animation.

I wish to own a mecha.

Offline Dizzi

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2813 on: June 30, 2013, 02:13:01 PM »
Granted, but it's upkeep is too expensive to use

I wish this transcode would hurry up and finish.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2814 on: June 30, 2013, 02:20:00 PM »
Granted.  It finishes immediately, but now both the finished file and the original are corrupted and unusable.

I wish for a pinecone.

Offline Dizzi

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2815 on: June 30, 2013, 02:23:12 PM »
Granted, but it is covered in sap

I wish for this wish to have no corruption

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2816 on: June 30, 2013, 02:25:39 PM »
Granted.  It starts off pure.  But then, it falls in with a bad crowd.

I wish for fun!

Offline Dizzi

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2817 on: June 30, 2013, 02:28:07 PM »
Granted, but the fun does not go to you, but rather to me, WEEEEE


I wish I could freeze time at my will, and choose how long it would freeze for, and be able to be immune to the effects

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2818 on: June 30, 2013, 02:30:21 PM »
Granted.  But you can't unfreeze time, and when you freeze time - only you are not frozen.

I wish time wasn't frozen.

Offline Countdown0

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2819 on: June 30, 2013, 03:14:31 PM »
Granted. Time melts.

I wish I wasn't such a smart ass >.>

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2820 on: June 30, 2013, 03:15:47 PM »
Granted.  Now you're a dumbass.  :P

I wish your ass was neither smart nor dumb, just a normal human ass.

Offline Countdown0

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2821 on: June 30, 2013, 03:27:41 PM »
Granted. Unfortunately the smart went to my brayne and teh dumm wen't to my handz, so i cant tip propurlie eneemor.

I wish I was a Jedi!

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2822 on: June 30, 2013, 03:29:19 PM »
Granted. You're a Jedi. A dead one.

I wish you're a jedi zombie instead.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2823 on: June 30, 2013, 03:30:34 PM »
Granted.  Unfortunately, he's converted to the Dark Side.  Now he's Darth Zombie.

I wish he weren't dead... or evil.

Offline Countdown0

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2824 on: June 30, 2013, 03:32:32 PM »
Granted. But now that you have brought me back to life, the Sith are trying to capture or kill you.

I wish you could defend yourself from the Dark Side.