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Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2550 on: June 09, 2013, 04:35:08 AM »
Granted.  ...  I'm all out of corrupting things to say.

I wish I wasn't hungry!

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2551 on: June 09, 2013, 04:48:21 AM »
Granted. You feel so full that you could hardly move.

I wish to be invisible.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2552 on: June 09, 2013, 05:18:45 AM »
Granted, but you end up nothing as well. Not able to feel or hear anything.

I wish for the next person to wish me just success  ;D

Offline Randall Flagg

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2553 on: June 09, 2013, 10:06:16 AM »
Granted, but my wish will be as corrupt as yours.

I wish cheatingmom02 success.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2554 on: June 10, 2013, 02:54:34 AM »
Granted.  Your wish to have cheatingmom02 be successful allows her wish to make you successful ... well, successful.  You two are now locked in an indefinite loop wherein you are constantly successfully making the other successful in being successful in making you successful.

I wish someone understand what the devil I just typed.

Offline Countdown0

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2555 on: June 10, 2013, 03:04:05 AM »
I understand what you just typed, so granted, however, I will not clarify, because your wish needs to be corrupted.

I wish for some chocolate! :D

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2556 on: June 10, 2013, 03:07:03 AM »
Granted!  It's tainted with arsenic.

I wish for more time to reply to all these topics!

Offline Jclaymore

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2557 on: June 10, 2013, 07:48:57 AM »
granted, your entire body get's sped up. You now live twice as fast. Sadly, this is irreversible, so your life goes by twice as fast too D;

I wish I lived in a world of magic, rather then one of technology

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2558 on: June 10, 2013, 07:55:10 AM »
Granted. You're living in a magical world, but you're unable to use or learn any magic.

I wish to learn a teleportation spell... and not stranded in some unknown place.

Offline BellaBella

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2559 on: June 10, 2013, 02:12:25 PM »
Granted, but you can only transport a maximum of 5 feet away.

I wish  had an in ground pool.
« Last Edit: June 10, 2013, 02:57:32 PM by BellaBella »

Offline Randall Flagg

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2560 on: June 10, 2013, 02:39:19 PM »
granted. it rains and your yard fills up.

I wish I could think of a good wish.

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2561 on: June 10, 2013, 02:47:53 PM »
Granted, but you'll forget it in the next second.

I wish for a huge meteor to hit the earth!

Offline BellaBella

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2562 on: June 10, 2013, 03:02:19 PM »
Granted, but size is relative. In comparison to the Earth, the meteor is small. To the dandelion it landed on, it was life changing.

I wish for some yummy homemade beef jerky.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2563 on: June 10, 2013, 03:35:18 PM »
granted but its too tough to chew.

I wish for eatable beef jerky.

Offline Randall Flagg

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2564 on: June 10, 2013, 03:39:21 PM »
Granted but it tastes horrible.

I wish for edible, wonderfully tasting jerky.

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2565 on: June 10, 2013, 03:41:46 PM »
Granted, but it's so small that the taste only lasted for like, a second.

I wish for a nuclear war in earth!

Offline Randall Flagg

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2566 on: June 10, 2013, 03:43:46 PM »
Granted. There's a nuclear war within the core of the Earth.

It really has no effect on the outer crust of the planet or the beings living on it.



I wish for a decent bowel movement.

Offline InDeCiSive

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2567 on: June 10, 2013, 04:49:03 PM »
Granted, but to have another, ever, you are required to eat prunes at least 3 times a day.

I wish I could forget the visual I got from reading that wish....

Offline cptBacon

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2568 on: June 10, 2013, 04:57:30 PM »
Granted, but you can't forget the taste.

I wish to be free from all cares and worries.

Offline InDeCiSive

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2569 on: June 10, 2013, 05:04:08 PM »
LOLOL.  Nice corrupt there.

Granted. You are a single celled organism free floating in food just for you.  But you are in what came out of Randall.

I wish for a new topic of wishes!

Offline Randall Flagg

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2570 on: June 10, 2013, 05:06:59 PM »
Granted.
but I am sure they will be just as corrupted.

I wish for a fuzzy puppy.

Offline BellaBella

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2571 on: June 10, 2013, 07:32:32 PM »
Granted, but he's not potty trained and pees all over everything.

I wish for yummy oreos that I can eat.

Offline cptBacon

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2572 on: June 10, 2013, 08:05:57 PM »
Granted, but I get to lick them all first. After eating Cool Ranch Doritos.

I wish for a delicious, refreshing drink after eating my Doritos.

Offline Randall Flagg

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2573 on: June 10, 2013, 10:22:28 PM »
Granted. But the drink tastes just like sweaty feet. (Which you probably wouldn't even notice after eating Cool Ranch Doritos.)

I wish for all my bills to be paid for the rest of the year.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2574 on: June 10, 2013, 10:41:52 PM »
Granted.  They're paid with stolen money that the cops trace to you.  You end up arrested.

I wish you were free from jail!