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Offline Randall Flagg

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2625 on: June 13, 2013, 07:27:39 AM »
Granted. Scientists in Florida have done it! After years of modification, they have created a new power source - an airborne algae-type plant able to subsist off of the water in the atmosphere, creates energy via the sun. Those chlorophyll packing power houses then transfer their energy to towers placed around the countryside. The side effects? A pretty green sky and a genetic disorder that creates a new half-plant half-man creature from anyone that inhaled it.

I wish all vehicles were instantly capable of running on electricity instead of gas.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2626 on: June 13, 2013, 11:09:40 AM »
Granted, but world faces acute power shortage leaving all the vehicles remain stand still.

I wish for a pair of jeans.

Offline Dasheva Blackheart

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2627 on: June 13, 2013, 03:21:10 PM »
Granted. They fit perfectly the first time you wear them. The next morning/night rolls around and you awaken to find that you gained a little bit of weight. This is brushed off to the side as nothing but water weight. But then the next morning/night rolls around and you find yourself even bigger. After the third day the jeans no longer fit. You go to the store to buy another pair. You find a very nice pair of pants that was not only cheap, but made you look slimmer. You start to drive home when you come across a red light. The second you stop, the new pair of jeans jump out of the window, shattering it. You see them running down the street. You start to chase the jeans, but they gave you the slip before the chase really started. Each night/morning you grow bigger and bigger. You come to find that these jeans are cursed. You'll never be able to wear them again and they will never let you buy or have another pair of jeans. You belong to them now- until you die from all the magical weight that was forced on you day/nightly.

I wish I knew what I wanted.

Offline Randall Flagg

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2628 on: June 13, 2013, 03:24:03 PM »
Granted. You now know exactly what you want. As soon as you get what you want, you are immediately dissatisfied and are thus forever unhappy.

I wish I enjoyed country music.

Offline Palabra

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2629 on: June 13, 2013, 03:49:34 PM »
Granted! But your internet is down and your local radio station dropped the country channel.

I wish I hadn't sprained my ankle.

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2630 on: June 13, 2013, 04:04:45 PM »
Granted. You get a hamstring injury on both legs instead.

I wish for rap music to disappear completely from earth.

Offline Randall Flagg

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2631 on: June 13, 2013, 04:14:29 PM »
Granted. All rap music past, present, and future is moved to another planet in another dimension - and so are you. In fact, it's the only music available and whenever you try to sing or hum your own music, it comes out as rap!

I wish people were only nice to one another.

Offline InDeCiSive

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2632 on: June 13, 2013, 07:04:20 PM »
Granted!  Everyone on the planet gets a lobotomy, and now we are all super nice and most of us are drooling like infants.

I wish I didn't get headaches anymore.

Online Firefly

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2633 on: June 13, 2013, 07:52:14 PM »
Granted, they are traded in for unbearable migraines

I wish I could handle confrontation better.

Offline Randall Flagg

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2634 on: June 13, 2013, 08:04:03 PM »
Granted. You are now a cage fighter. Unfortunately you also look like one... one that's lost more than she's won.

I wish my lobotomy worked better. I'm not drooling enough.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2635 on: June 14, 2013, 12:31:20 AM »
Granted" but now instead of just a drool cup  you need a syphon like they use to suck the fat content out of the ones that can afford it .
I wish I had a nickle for every one of these type games I've played

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2636 on: June 14, 2013, 02:19:14 AM »
Granted.  All of the nickles are confiscated when the world's supply of nickle is nearly depleted.

I wish to be a superhero supervillain!

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2637 on: June 14, 2013, 02:47:10 AM »
Granted.  But now you are hunted by me, the super-villain you usurped the place of, as well as the gaggle of typical superheroes out to catch you and imprison you.


I wish my laptop never needed be recharged--it had an infinite energy supply.

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2638 on: June 14, 2013, 02:54:27 AM »
Granted. But an infinite energy supply was too advance for the laptop's system. It exploded.

I wish you have a new laptop~

Offline Jclaymore

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2639 on: June 14, 2013, 03:28:59 AM »
granted, he get's my old laptop. It's uncapable of anything requiring a videocard, it runs windows XP and is the slower then a snail :3

I wish all my emotions were sealed away.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2640 on: June 14, 2013, 05:56:49 PM »
Granted.  But now you are hunted by me, the super-villain you usurped the place of, as well as the gaggle of typical superheroes out to catch you and imprison you.

I wish for a partnership with you, and that together we were able to utterly destroy all superheroes after us!  Muwhahahaaa!

I wish all my emotions were sealed away.
Granted.  They're locked in a box that I and Mr. Hannibal - as the supreme overlord (and overlady) - have control of.  We use it to control you to do our bidding!

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2641 on: June 14, 2013, 07:55:03 PM »
Granted but you're now Hannibal's puppet! He's going to make you take all the blame and ditch you at some point.

I wish that your partnership will break up before that happened.

Offline cptBacon

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2642 on: June 14, 2013, 09:46:05 PM »
Granted, but you become the scapegoat instead.

I wish for Jclaymore to be free of his torturous emotional bonds.

Offline Randall Flagg

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2643 on: June 14, 2013, 09:53:38 PM »
Granted. And I will take double the corruption on my wish so that his gets fulfilled.

I wish I had a million-dollar home on the beach.

Offline BellaBella

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2644 on: June 14, 2013, 10:08:41 PM »
Granted, but a Cat 4 hurricane hits and washes it all away.

I wish I knew what I had a craving for.

Offline InDeCiSive

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2645 on: June 14, 2013, 10:16:00 PM »
Granted.  But it's something you are allergic to (and if you don't have allergies you do now!)

I wish my ac wasn't broken.

Offline Randall Flagg

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2646 on: June 14, 2013, 10:28:36 PM »
Granted. The repairman comes out and fixes your air compressor right away.

I wish I didn't have to sleep. Ever.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2647 on: June 14, 2013, 10:40:33 PM »
Granted.  You don't have to sleep anymore, but now you never have any energy.  Ever.

I wish that I was no longer anyone's puppet, not partnered with anyone, and remained the most powerful supervillain in the world!!  Muwhahahaa!

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2648 on: June 14, 2013, 10:49:07 PM »
Granted. You're the most powerful supervillain in the world. Then you wake up and realize it's only a dream.

I wish for flying cars to be exist.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2649 on: June 14, 2013, 10:49:58 PM »
Granted.  But they're not vehicles.  They're giant man-eating birds that, for some unknown reason, have been named "cars."

I wish flying cars didn't eat people.