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Offline cptBacon

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2700 on: June 19, 2013, 12:16:44 AM »
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Granted...instead of being destroyed, it is merely corrupted into a tar-pit of pollution, collapse of governments and economic systems, and overriding base instincts among the majority of the planet, resulting in genocide, planet-wide slavery, and the reduction of life expectancy everywhere to twenty-four.
Whew. At least we're back to business as usual.

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I wish someone would wish for something simple.

Granted, someone makes the exact wish for "something simple". A single stone appeared in the person's hand. It's unremarkable. The stone isn't pretty, it isn't ugly, and it isn't even good for throwing. It's probably the worst rock ever held by human hands.

I wish someone would give me a back rub.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2701 on: June 19, 2013, 12:54:05 AM »
Granted.  Freddy Kruger has taken up the job.

I wish that the simple little stone was a little bit prettier - and good for throwing.

Offline Jclaymore

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2702 on: June 19, 2013, 06:27:46 AM »
Granted, the stone is pretty, never misses it's target, but the stone becomes narcissistic, and will not allow himself to be thrown by anyone who isn't beautiful by his perception.

I wish it was 20 degrees celcius instead of 35 here. I'm melting D;

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2703 on: June 19, 2013, 06:30:18 AM »
Granted.  Now you're frozen solid, and then used as a hockey puck.

I wish it were less than 70 degrees Fahrenheit here.  Permanently.

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2704 on: June 19, 2013, 06:41:44 AM »
Granted. Now it's permanently minus 40 degrees Fahrenheit.

I wish for a cure of boredom that wouldn't kill me.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2705 on: June 19, 2013, 06:44:18 AM »
Granted.  You have a complete lack of short term memory, and find everything you encounter to be utterly astonishing - and then immediately forget them.

I wish the temperature were between 50 degrees Fahrenheit, and 70 degrees Fahrenheit at all times.

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2706 on: June 19, 2013, 06:48:32 AM »
Granted, but it'll shift from 50 degrees to 70 degrees in a matter of seconds.

I wish for a fix to my short time memory without going back to be bored.


Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2707 on: June 19, 2013, 06:50:26 AM »
That's fine.  :P

Hm.  Granted.  Now, you have an exceptional memory, but have constant hallucinations and delusions that entertain you... straight into a padded cell.

I wish my toe didn't itch.

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2708 on: June 19, 2013, 06:52:44 AM »
Granted. You're numb.

My delusional state made me wish for a permanent end to the world!

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2709 on: June 19, 2013, 07:00:18 AM »
Granted.  But the end of the world is, of course, just another one of your delusions.

I wish for a shooting star!

Offline Randall Flagg

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2710 on: June 19, 2013, 07:47:13 AM »
(I'm not sure how much of a corruption this is but...)
Granted! Nicholas Cage goes on a shooting rampage!

I wish to be fully awake with no need for caffeine!

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2711 on: June 19, 2013, 06:12:18 PM »
Granted but you never sleep again

I wish I had more common sense sometimes.

Offline Haven

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2712 on: June 19, 2013, 06:30:03 PM »
Granted but you never sleep again

I wish I had more common sense sometimes.

Granted, but now you never take risks and life becomes dull.

I wish I could sleep one hour and feel fully refreshed.

Offline Phelan8801

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2713 on: June 19, 2013, 07:28:39 PM »
Granted, you feel refreshed, but the mental and physical health benefits to a good night's sleep still elude, so while you feel fine and dandy, you're slowly drying up and going insane.

I wish for someone to corrupt this wish.

Offline cptBacon

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2714 on: June 19, 2013, 11:19:18 PM »
The all powerful wish-granter attempts to grant your wish, but encounters an overflow error while trying to combobulate the correct outcome. The wish is abandoned, and the wish-granter bops you on the head with a rolled up newspaper instead.

I thoroughly enjoy seeing Phelan get bopped. I wish it would happen again.

Offline InDeCiSive

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2715 on: June 20, 2013, 03:21:00 AM »
Granted, and there is a second bopping.  And a third as you get one two.

I wish it were tomorrow already.

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2716 on: June 20, 2013, 03:32:33 AM »
Granted. Tomorrow has arrived, but you're so sick that you can't even leave the bed.

I wish humans were immune to viruses.

Offline Jclaymore

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2717 on: June 20, 2013, 04:24:27 AM »
Granted, humans are now immune to vira. However, our resistance to bacteria and molds extremely dropped.

I wish to become the next big evil to take over the universe.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2718 on: June 20, 2013, 04:30:59 AM »
Granted.  Immediately after your conquest is successful, I kill you and take control of your new empire.

I wish you were my zombie slave.

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2719 on: June 20, 2013, 04:35:26 AM »
Granted. However, being a mindless creature, he mistaken you for his food and eat you.

I wish for a gunblade.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2720 on: June 20, 2013, 04:36:44 AM »
Aaaah!  My arm!  Damn.  Now I'm a zombie.  Zombie overlady, that is.

Granted.  It misfires and blows off not only your hand, but shatters the blade - and there's no one in the world who can fix either.

I wish I wasn't a zombie... or dead... or undead.

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2721 on: June 20, 2013, 04:39:36 AM »
Granted. You're now an alien... without any limbs, and a big head. Scientists took you to be examined in their lab.

I wish to be able to regenerate my hand.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2722 on: June 20, 2013, 04:43:01 AM »
Oh, dear.  How dreadful.

Granted.  It regenerates, but it doesn't stop growing.

I wish I had special alien powers that allowed me to escape from the scientists.

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2723 on: June 20, 2013, 04:48:08 AM »
Granted! You teleported to a random rooftop and stuck there until someone finds you. You can only teleport again in 999 hours.

I wish my body is back to normal, and healthy.

Offline Jclaymore

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2724 on: June 20, 2013, 05:04:49 AM »
granted, your body is now always healthy. Scientists dissect you to see how the heck your hand regenerated.

I wish I am back to my original state of being.