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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2775 on: June 23, 2013, 03:57:51 PM »
Granted. Now if only you could get those mittens off to do a proper finger-snap. Bummer.

I wish my IQ would bump up by about 100 points.

Offline colerie1974

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2776 on: June 23, 2013, 04:54:47 PM »
Granted, but you become impotent.

I wish I could do nothing all day but make love and eat yummy food.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2777 on: June 23, 2013, 06:02:32 PM »
Granted, but the partner of your dreams that you awaken to on this deserted little island of pleasures sheepishly let's you in on a little secret. He's gay. But, you do have a neverending feast before you.

I wish I were immune to every kind of pain.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2778 on: June 23, 2013, 06:23:35 PM »
Poof.  You are now immune to every kind of pain, though this was the result of nerve and brain damage, so you are also immune to pleasure.

I wish I had a personal chef.


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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2779 on: June 23, 2013, 06:51:18 PM »
granted hope you like haggis though

I wish my husband had a higher sex drive

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2780 on: June 23, 2013, 07:02:07 PM »
granted hope you like haggis though

I wish my husband had a higher sex drive
You just found out that your husband has a harem now.......and you're not in it. 

I wish my vision was as good as a Hawks for the rest of my life

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« Reply #2781 on: June 23, 2013, 07:19:52 PM »
Granted. And spotting a dime 150 feet in the distance was a useful skill. Not seeing the meteor that crushed you while sleeping, not so good.

I wish I could read a thousand pages per minute.

Offline colerie1974

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2782 on: June 23, 2013, 07:21:50 PM »
Granted, you can now read a thousand pages per minute, but you do not understand a single word.

I wish I could spin straw into gold.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2783 on: June 23, 2013, 07:31:07 PM »
Granted. As you acquire this talent, aliens appear and you are scooped up as their prized possession of the universe. You quickly discover good makes them horny for human flesh. Unfortunately it doesn't work in reverse.

I wish I could multitask, mentally, in a dozen directions.

Offline colerie1974

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2784 on: June 23, 2013, 07:38:10 PM »
Granted, but with all of your multitasking, you forget how to do simple everyday tasks, like eating, and you soon persih from starvation.


I wish I could rob a bank and get away with it.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2785 on: June 23, 2013, 08:02:14 PM »
Granted. Silly, just how on earth did you forget the color of the getaway car? Into the back of a red Escalade you dived, forever abducted by a cult that worships the 'Grand Mushroom'. Their mushroom hat looks cute on you.

I wish I knew all human history.

Offline colerie1974

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2786 on: June 23, 2013, 08:03:47 PM »
(You just made me laugh out loud!!!)

Granted, but you only know it for 10 minutes...then you forget it all.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2787 on: June 24, 2013, 04:33:18 AM »
Whatever your wish was, I granted it by making it disappear!  Muwhahahaha!

Now then... I wish that game review magazines would go back to their roots and actually offer unbiased game reviews (instead of 92 pages of articles and ads, and 8 pages of biased reviews based on demos only).

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2788 on: June 24, 2013, 05:34:45 AM »
Granted. However since the people are used to the current format, the sales went down significantly. They decided to ditch the idea after issuing a single edition.

I wish movie makers would stop making superhero movies for at least 5 years.

Offline Krisje

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2789 on: June 24, 2013, 12:07:49 PM »
Granted as they take a break from making any kind of movies for at least 5 years

I wish I could understand, read and speak any language in the world

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2790 on: June 25, 2013, 05:34:37 AM »
Actually, a five-year break from any movies would be a good thing.  I think Hollywood morons need to rethink their work.  Anyway...

Wish granted.  You go insane immediately.

I wish you weren't insane.

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2791 on: June 25, 2013, 06:17:54 AM »
Granted. Her insanity is transfered to you.

I wish nobody would be insane, including me.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2792 on: June 26, 2013, 05:33:36 AM »
Granted.  Instead, we're all boringly normal.

I wish things were little more exciting.

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2793 on: June 26, 2013, 05:52:45 AM »
Granted. Everyone else but you started to feel more excited.

I wish all religions disappeared from the world.

Offline cptBacon

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2794 on: June 26, 2013, 10:46:00 PM »
Granted. With the lack of organized religion, people start flocking to divergent scientific theory as though it were gospel. Wars break out over who's truth is correct. Life advances pretty much how it would without religion.

I wish I had a pet monkey.

Offline Adammair

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2795 on: June 27, 2013, 07:34:28 AM »
Granted. You have a pet monkey, who has an obsession with bananas, to the point that it leaves the peels laying around everywhere, and you can't move around without stepping on them. You slip and fall, breaking several bones, and ending up paralyzed.

I wish I had a pet rock.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2796 on: June 27, 2013, 07:36:53 AM »
Granted, but like with every other pet rock, eventually it runs away

I wish i had breakfast :(

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2797 on: June 27, 2013, 07:46:30 AM »
Granted, but it was poisonous. You ended up hospitalized.

I wish you a speedy recovery.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2798 on: June 28, 2013, 05:20:02 AM »
Granted.  The recovery is so speedy that scientists are convinced Mr. WashAutumstar is an alien.  They take him to be dissected in a lab.

I wish he wasn't being dissected in a lab.

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2799 on: June 28, 2013, 05:23:17 AM »
Granted. The dissecting equipment broke and they had to wait until the new ones arrived. Meanwhile, WashAutumnstar was put in a cell.

I wish he could get out from the scientists' lab.