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Offline Desan

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #175 on: April 14, 2009, 05:45:41 PM »
I've told you, I don't like guys. Stop calling me.

Offline crystaltears

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #176 on: April 14, 2009, 05:56:15 PM »
Desan... I could handle the fur, I could handle the claws, in fact I liked them... I even enjoyed your fangs when you used them right, but.. really, honestly, you'd think you could brush your teeth every once-in-a-while.

I'm sorry, I can't take that breath anymore. *Walks away*

Offline Saku

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #177 on: April 14, 2009, 06:18:58 PM »
Crystal ... I used to think you were amazing in bed and quite beautiful. But ever since I keep cutting myself on your crystal tears when you are crying out your passion to me I keep slipping on the blood and falling off the bed! How can I have sex with you if I'm always on the floor? I'm sorry, have a good life!

Offline Corinthi

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #178 on: April 14, 2009, 09:42:22 PM »
Saku, at first I thought your pale skin was lovely and exotic, but not that I've learned you're critically anemic because of blood loss, it's not so hot. I mean, what's sexy about getting regular blood transfusions?

Please don't answer that. I'll... call you sometime.

Offline CandyLips

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #179 on: April 14, 2009, 10:00:05 PM »
When I woke up in the middle of the night and saw you sitting in a chair, across the room, just staring at me, I knew I was gonna have to call this whole thing off.. You just scare me.. Please don't come near me again.. I will not hesitate to call the cops on you..

Offline LadySky

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #180 on: April 14, 2009, 10:01:47 PM »
Not only am I not into girls but I cannot even get to your lips for a kiss because of that thing! You must leave, run run Candy Girl!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #181 on: April 15, 2009, 05:08:35 AM »
I really just cant stand the way you moon everyone like that.  I mean honestly somebody could easily just walk up behind you and......and lets face it your taste in clothing isn't that great, I mean who really wants to wear a dress that could so easily be ripped apart on the subway, nope, It's over, until you learn how to cover up darling, I'm through with you.

Offline Thufir Hawat

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #182 on: April 15, 2009, 05:19:09 AM »
Let's face it. Whatever I tell you, this one's going to hurt us both, so why complicate it?
It's over, baby!

Offline Omniferious

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #183 on: April 15, 2009, 05:23:11 AM »
Before I met you, I never knew what it was to be with a man. The smooth feel of your muscles underneath my hands, the way you sightlessly started upwards in pleasure when we made love. The way our eyes met in that morgue will never, ever leave my memory. I will cherish it always in my heart.

But ever since you started looking at my roommate Bryce like that...

I think I'm going to be busy for a few weeks. So's Bryce. Stop calling me.

Offline Duncan

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #184 on: April 15, 2009, 06:08:42 AM »
Are you serious 208 messages while I was in the sower I am sorry its over.

Offline Saku

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #185 on: April 15, 2009, 08:34:57 AM »
You're castrated? Are you kidding me? When did this happen? How are we going to have sex?! I'm sorry Duncan, it's over. ; ;

Offline Duncan

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #186 on: April 15, 2009, 08:37:28 AM »
I had to cut it off you were to damn winy that it hurt, or it's to big, or why do you have it over your shoulder.  I am sorry they are putting it back on soon and I need someone who can take it all.  :D

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #187 on: April 15, 2009, 09:10:27 AM »
You know I really hate when guys lie about the size of their schlongs.  Frankly it's just stupid, cause you know what, if you do it, I'm gonna kick ya there no matter what size it really is. Then it's over.

Offline Duncan

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #188 on: April 15, 2009, 09:23:54 AM »
I figured when I left you hand cuffed to the bed for three days you would of got the hint.  But guess not so it's over

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #189 on: April 15, 2009, 09:32:11 AM »
Excuse me?  I don't think you were the one handcuffing me, as I remember it you were crying for me to let you go the whole time.  I need a man with a little more sustenance, see ya.

Offline DJ Cake

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #190 on: April 15, 2009, 09:34:15 AM »
I've been cheating on you with your best friend. I don't know what hit me... we were there, it was laundry day. The feel of fabric softener and the smell of tumbling soap and water filled my body. I couldn't resist

Anyway, we're over. You can keep the CDs, since most of my music is on my laptop now.

-Cake

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #191 on: April 18, 2009, 02:16:19 PM »
You cheated. Stop calling me, we're through Cake... once a cheater, always a cheater. You can have the CDs if you want them, just stop fucking calling me. You left ME, remember?

Deal with the decisions you make. It's over.
~S.

Offline leelan

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #192 on: April 18, 2009, 02:20:50 PM »
*stomps foot* your collar is prettier than mine. I can't be with someone who has a better collar. It's over!! *stomps out*

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #193 on: April 18, 2009, 02:24:10 PM »
You always get jealous of everything that you think is nicer. Instead of talking about it you pull things like this. It's really over this time Leelan. Don't come running back to me when you realize you're being silly. *Turns her back and walks away.*

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #194 on: April 18, 2009, 07:19:08 PM »
This really is just sooooo not working out.... You know, when you first approached me, I told you I was not so sure about us. These female female relationships just dont work out... Everyone knows that.... Well now I have to tell you...

I told you so...


Good luck with whatever other random slut you can find....

Offline leelan

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #195 on: April 18, 2009, 07:28:54 PM »
I just can't take it with you. You don't listen to me, just the voices in your head. I am hesitant to tell you how I feel for fear the voices will tell you to murder me and you'll listen. It's over! Go find someone else to scare.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #196 on: April 18, 2009, 08:02:26 PM »
YOU ATE ALL OF THE PICKLES WITHOUT ME!!!!!

*despairs*

*leaves*

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #197 on: April 18, 2009, 08:20:45 PM »
You eat too many pickles, I just can't stand it anymore. Sometimes i think you love them more than me!!! Jerk! *runs off angrily*

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #198 on: April 18, 2009, 08:26:54 PM »
Of COURSE I love pickles more than you.  It's not possible to love something more than one loves a pickle, why cant you understand that you close minded pickle hater.

Offline leelan

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #199 on: April 18, 2009, 08:38:15 PM »
It's hard to pleasure you when you're always ontop of my head! I can't take it! Use the pickle for pleasure you can't use me anymore!! *stomps away*