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Offline Fragile Dreams

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #275 on: June 03, 2009, 07:31:25 AM »
I am sorry but... My parents don't approve you. I will have to end this because i always listen to my parents.

Offline Greg MD

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #276 on: June 04, 2009, 03:36:26 AM »
You deceived me. Here I thought you were a beautiful brunette woman from the waist up, but then you dropped your pants and, well, need I say more?

Online Doomsday

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #277 on: June 04, 2009, 04:22:16 AM »
Dr House? Yeah, you can't walk and that's gross. Srsly.

Offline LadySky

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #278 on: June 04, 2009, 07:04:02 AM »
You keep saying she will let go of you but jeez, it has been a whole year! I am so out of here!

Online Oreo

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #279 on: June 04, 2009, 10:15:27 AM »
Ladysky, I keep offering you my tender embrace, but you are so fixated on your fantasies. Really, this isn't working for me. I'm out of here.

Offline leelan

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #280 on: June 04, 2009, 10:19:31 AM »
I never see your face Oreo, everytime I see you in bed all I get is your backside. I can't do this I'm sorry.

Offline LadySky

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #281 on: June 04, 2009, 02:39:02 PM »
leelan you continue to promise that you will bite me and yet you never even open your mouth! I am sick of waiting!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #282 on: June 04, 2009, 02:40:08 PM »
You never laid down like that for me =< There's like six guys looking at your butt... I thought we had something special.

Offline Gunslinger

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #283 on: June 04, 2009, 02:40:58 PM »
HPDDJ, you beat me to the post. We cant go on like this, i am sorry

Offline LadySky

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #284 on: June 04, 2009, 02:44:08 PM »
You know the whole gunslinger thing really is a turn on but could you set the damn things down at least when we make love? I am so out of here!

Offline Gunslinger

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #285 on: June 04, 2009, 02:48:52 PM »
LadySky, we cant do this anymore. Your butt is too shiny.

Offline leelan

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #286 on: June 04, 2009, 02:49:51 PM »
I'm tired of you trying to put those guns where they don't belong on me! We can't do this!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #287 on: June 04, 2009, 03:34:05 PM »
You're Violet, Violet! That's gross. I might catch it.

Offline Lady Annabelle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #288 on: June 04, 2009, 04:58:19 PM »
Sweetie, can you sit down for a moment?  There is something I want to talk about...

I HATE OZMA!

I can never defeat him and even though he is the optional boss at the end of IX, he still haunts my dreams.  Everytime I see you, I think of him.  And I already beat the game, but you keep playing it.  I think.....*sniffles and begins to cry*

I think you love Princess Garnett......more than me.....so, I don't think we should be seeing each other anymore...

Plus, the Beast is coming home soon, so I gotta go.....I'm sorry...

Offline Greg MD

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #289 on: June 04, 2009, 06:08:33 PM »
When you said there was another man I tried to be cool with it, after all, niether of us said this would be exclusive. But you said nothing about your guy having horns and being 9 feet tall, and 4 feet wide, covered in fur with teeth longer and thicker than my pinkies. I like to pride myself as being pretty tough---but there is NO way I'm going to touch something that that....thing is attracted to. It's too risky.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #290 on: June 04, 2009, 06:29:49 PM »
You're such a plain jane with no avatar, it's like you have no expression! I'M SLEEPING WITH HAIRYHERETIC.

Offline Skye

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #291 on: June 04, 2009, 07:12:29 PM »
I'm your pimp...enough said. *Walks off after giving you a bloody nose.*

Offline Darius

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #292 on: June 04, 2009, 08:24:46 PM »
Reign, Reign go away, come again some other day. Actually don't, we're through.

Offline LadySky

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #293 on: June 04, 2009, 08:27:17 PM »
It seems that you are so in love with your own hand not even my naked ass can pry you away from yourself. Seeya!

Offline Serephino

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #294 on: June 04, 2009, 09:33:37 PM »
Having you with your ass in the air like that was fun at first, but haven't you ever heard of trying new positions?  I've gotten rather bored with your ass.  Sorry... but I'm off to find a pretty face.

Offline Gunslinger

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #295 on: June 05, 2009, 08:20:00 PM »
I am sorry, I found someone better. I am leaving you for the wal-mart rollback smiley.

Offline Greg MD

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #296 on: June 06, 2009, 03:04:45 AM »
Your Neo impersonation is mediocre at best, and was only humorous at first. It got old. Real fast.

Offline Sabby

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #297 on: June 06, 2009, 04:12:11 AM »
I'm sorry, I thought I could deal with sharing you, but I can't do it... I hope that Rover is as happy as you made me.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #298 on: June 06, 2009, 04:51:43 AM »
The only thing furry about me is my toes, knuckles, armpits, hair, face, arms, legs, happy trail... Hey, the point I'm trying to make is, I don't have a tail. Or those pointy ears, although heck, being an elf would be awesome... Hey, you listening? It's not you, it's me!

Offline Fragile Dreams

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #299 on: June 06, 2009, 05:15:24 AM »
I know you became a ho to get back on me. Really you think i will stay with you after that. That's it, i'm out. HO!