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Offline Corinthi

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #250 on: May 17, 2009, 01:25:20 AM »
I'm sorry Greg, I tried. I wore the wig, I wore the heels, I wore the skirt and the push up bra. But then, the moment came when I was looking up into your eyes as I ran my hands up the inside of your thighs and.... Well...

There's no nice way to say what I didn't feel. If I'm going to cross dress for a guy, he needs to be hung. Sorry, we're through.

Online Oreo

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #251 on: May 17, 2009, 02:25:26 AM »
I'm sorry Corinthi, but I can't take any more of your tickling fetish. I mean how am I suppose to get aroused if I can't stop laughing? It's over!

(By the way, love the Avatar)

Offline Corinthi

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #252 on: May 17, 2009, 11:49:12 AM »
Oreo, I'm sorry, but I'm breaking up with you.

Basically, it really, really, freaked me out when you starting crying and asking how you'd make your rent when Craigslist announced it was shutting down it's 'Erotic Services' section. I thought you were a massage therapist, not a happy endings specialist.

Online Oreo

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #253 on: May 18, 2009, 12:31:23 AM »
I can't believe how naive I've been, looking at the world through rose colored glasses. They broke yesterday. Corinthi I see you for the man you really are. I just can't accept the real you. Good bye.

Offline Skye

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #254 on: May 18, 2009, 01:59:23 AM »
I had my fill of Oreos-enough is enough. *Pouts sympathetically and takes my leave*

Offline Duncan

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #255 on: May 18, 2009, 07:06:14 AM »
I am sorry my love but when you wanted to storm the churches and keep the nuns it was enough for me.

Offline Mistress Maro

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #256 on: May 18, 2009, 01:04:58 PM »
Mew, you always just stare off when I am talking to you.. like you don't care what I am saying. I am sorry but I can't take it anymore. I am breaking up with you... Mew.

Offline Corinthi

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #257 on: May 18, 2009, 06:10:41 PM »
Maro, the cat thing was cute at first, with the licking, nibbling, and cuddling, but when you started peeing in my shoes when you were irritated with me, and hacking up hairballs in bed... well, that's just gross. Sorry, but we're through.

Offline Requiem

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #258 on: May 18, 2009, 06:17:13 PM »
I am sorry Corrinthi, but unless your willing to give me every inch of your... heart, it's over.

Offline Elunari

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #259 on: May 18, 2009, 07:11:37 PM »
I'm sorry Requiem, but I just look better being blown by the wind.  It's over.

Offline Corinthi

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #260 on: May 18, 2009, 07:21:09 PM »
Elunari...

Remember how I came up behind you and started nibbling on your neck and you brushed me off, saying how you had to finish this 40-man raid before bed? Well, you've done it every night for the past two weeks. My testicles are as blue as a Night Elves. We're through.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #261 on: May 18, 2009, 09:39:35 PM »
Actually dear the Night Elves are more of a purple hue...  but on that note, you're just too short for me.  Time to find a real Night Elf.  Good bye

Offline Requiem

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #262 on: May 19, 2009, 12:42:23 PM »
Actually dear the Night Elves are more of a purple hue...  but on that note, you're just too short for me.  Time to find a real Night Elf.  Good bye

Grinding in your Molten Core has proven that you need are not leet enough for this.  Level up nub.  It's over.

Offline Corinthi

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #263 on: May 23, 2009, 01:52:35 PM »
Requiem, your rudimentary grasp of the English language infuriates me. I'd have better luck trying to have an adult conversation over X-Box Live than with you. We're through.

Offline Darius

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #264 on: May 23, 2009, 06:06:39 PM »
Corinithi,

your absolute refusal to join me in the shower is infuriating. I am done with you, begone.

Offline Skye

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #265 on: May 23, 2009, 06:08:59 PM »
Sometimes...I just want to be dirty. And you're always tryna get me into the shower. Pervert!
*Turns the water faucet to super cold, and throws the soap on the floor.* Have fun with that. *Leaves*

Offline Darius

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #266 on: May 24, 2009, 01:34:51 AM »
Yelps and jumps out of the way of the cold water.

Everyone likes a dirty girl Reigh, but you're just filthy.. I'm sorry but you have to go.. bye

Online Oreo

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #267 on: May 24, 2009, 01:44:15 AM »
I don't mind your shower fetish, but you never let me in there with you. I'm leaving you for a jacuzzi salesman.
« Last Edit: June 01, 2009, 08:54:28 PM by Oreo »

Offline Darius

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #268 on: May 24, 2009, 02:13:46 AM »
but in a jacuzzi you're just stewing in your own filth!

I can't have someone like that in my shower.... sorry babe.. adios

Offline Mistress Maro

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #269 on: May 26, 2009, 08:31:48 PM »
Mmm I liked your shower and it was fun in there... but then you wouldn't let me out. I am sorry, maybe if we tried like a waterfall or something... atleast it would be something new. Sorry I am bored with you, tootles. Much Love. <3

Offline Alex Valentyne

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #270 on: June 01, 2009, 07:16:47 PM »
I know we've been seeing each other for a while now, but, well, while I love spending time with you, and going places with you, and I obviously love every inch of your amazing body, I just don't feel like I'm in love with you Maro.  I'm sorry...it's just the way I feel.  No, it's not the fact that you constantly act like a cat...okay, it is.  Sorry.
« Last Edit: June 01, 2009, 07:18:09 PM by Alex Valentyne »

Online Oreo

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #271 on: June 01, 2009, 08:51:22 PM »
Alex, you give me those puppy dog eyes every time you screw up. Frankly I'm getting tired of hearing you say "I'm sorry baby." It just isn't working anymore. Adios sweetheart.
« Last Edit: June 01, 2009, 08:53:03 PM by Oreo »

Offline Serephino

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #272 on: June 01, 2009, 10:02:04 PM »
Oreo, it was fun while it lasted, but *sigh* I found someone who is a whole lot better in bed than you are. 

Offline Skye

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #273 on: June 02, 2009, 06:06:32 PM »
I TOLD you...that I was done with the Harry Potter world..and so, your face is a problem. -Walks away shaking my head.-
(He HAD a Daniel Radcliff avie at the time of this post.)

EDITED:
Oooh, figures you'd change your avie after that! Haha. <3 Cheeky.
« Last Edit: June 03, 2009, 07:32:54 AM by Reign »

Offline privilegedXchore

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #274 on: June 02, 2009, 10:19:35 PM »
I told you I didn't want you to get anymore lip injections! It just doesn't make your face look right...