I thought we had something special!! Every night, I would watch you go to sleep, making sure that no one would come and wake you, and this is how you repay me?! Do you remember the lock of hair you gave me? I remember you cutting it in the bathroom and by mistake put it in the trash, but it's ok, I still have it to remind me of you. Even so...this is too much. Our relationship is over.
*Is handcuffed and escorted off by two uniformed officers*