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Offline UD67

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #125 on: April 11, 2009, 06:42:53 PM »
I wish you'd do something in the house instead of always being on Elliquiy... I can't take it anymore... /Breakup

Offline Corinthi

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #126 on: April 11, 2009, 06:45:52 PM »
Nag, nag, nag.

It wouldn't hurt you to do a bit of work around this dump either, UD6.... You don't even have a name! Gah, I just want to stamp a barcode on your backside and yell, "BEEP!" whenever I call you by name. I'm out of here.

Offline LadySky

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #127 on: April 11, 2009, 07:25:29 PM »
I can't take it anymore! I know those eyes are fake I just know it! You stole them from my collection and keep denying it but I counted and there are two missing! Thief! Out Out! Thief!

Offline Corinthi

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #128 on: April 11, 2009, 07:55:29 PM »
Ladysky... I'm just too shallow to make this relationship work. When we first started going out, you were keeping such good care of yourself. We worked out 4 times a week, ate healthy, had great sex... but you've let yourself go. I mean, just look at your ass. You can't even button your dress anymore. I'm sorry, but I'm trading you in for a model with less space in the boot.

Offline LadySky

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #129 on: April 11, 2009, 07:58:38 PM »
Well that is quite fine with me cause I am tired of pretending I dont notice the HAIR LOSS. Yes thats right, crop all you want that receading hariline is still noticable! Bald is sooooo not my thing!

Offline Corinthi

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #130 on: April 11, 2009, 08:03:58 PM »
Oh, believe me, I know bald isn't your thing. If I were staying, I need to hire sherpas to try to hack a path though that jungle between your legs. You should try trimming someday. Remember, Locks for Love only needs 7 inches to make a wig for a cancer patient.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #131 on: April 11, 2009, 08:05:53 PM »
God, I am happy I do not even have to give you reasons why I want you out of my life because all of these chikey's before me have said it all.

Offline Desan

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #132 on: April 11, 2009, 08:06:31 PM »
You're a vampire. Nuff said.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #133 on: April 11, 2009, 08:07:18 PM »
You are a flea-ridden mongrel, take that.

-Leaves and takes the chew toys too-

Offline Desan

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #134 on: April 11, 2009, 08:10:47 PM »
Blood sucking greedy little tramp!

NO MY CHEW TOYS GIVE THEM BACK NOW.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #135 on: April 11, 2009, 08:12:06 PM »
As if you could even satisfy me, I could barely find your little wanker with all that bush in the way.

-Shakes head and throws chew toys out the 10th story window-

Go fetch, doggie.

Offline Desan

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #136 on: April 11, 2009, 08:17:13 PM »
Hah, you wouldn't know since you can't even do a good job at getting me up. You know biting on my neck and sucking my life doesn't get me hot and flustered.

*Looks at the chew toys and whines as they fall down down down...*
« Last Edit: April 11, 2009, 08:38:28 PM by Desan »

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #137 on: April 11, 2009, 08:19:33 PM »
Oh? Your roommate did not seem to mind my sucking and biting. In fact, he kept hollering for me to continue what I was doing with my tongue especially in your bed when you were away at classes.

-Gives him the finger and watches the toys slam to the ground-


Offline Desan

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #138 on: April 11, 2009, 08:24:37 PM »
My roommate would be happy to even have a girl touching his arm...I know I can do better any day. As for my bed, I need to clean them.

« Last Edit: April 11, 2009, 08:38:08 PM by Desan »

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #139 on: April 11, 2009, 08:29:14 PM »
-Cannot help but laugh-

Not that guy there was another roommate or maybe he was your Professor I managed to have relations with the other day. Oh, by the way you are being failed for a good three classes. I think it was your math, science and the latest class you were studying for. Have fun retaking those classes.

-Smiles sweetly-
« Last Edit: April 11, 2009, 08:36:36 PM by Marguerite »

Offline Caeli

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #140 on: April 11, 2009, 08:33:00 PM »
-clears throat-

Erm, even if you're not being explicitly R, you two are skirting the PG-13 rule quite a bit, especially in a public area of the boards. Please tone it down or take it to PMs.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #141 on: April 11, 2009, 08:33:48 PM »
-Nods-

Aye, aye, Cae shall tone it down, having good fun with Desan.

Offline Desan

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #142 on: April 11, 2009, 08:35:03 PM »
*Nods*

Uh..I don't like blood >_>

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #143 on: April 11, 2009, 08:37:21 PM »
-Smiles-

We come from different places and I do not think it is going to work, best of luck lovely.

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Offline CandyLips

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #144 on: April 11, 2009, 09:54:52 PM »
I'm sorry but I kinda need all the blood I can get.. I don't think I can allow you to take any more from me.. Last time, you went overboard and I passed out.. Now I have a scar from hitting my head on the edge of the counter when I fell.. I'm sorry, but I can be going to the hospital every week.. It's too much to pay for.. I'm sorry.. Good-bye..

Offline Corinthi

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #145 on: April 12, 2009, 12:02:10 AM »
I'm sorry Candy, but ever since you got that lip piercing caught on my Prince Albert, I can't even bear letting you near my manbits because of post traumatic stress. I love you, baby, but my therapist says I need to make a new start and make things right with Mr. Winky before I try dating again.

Offline Desan

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #146 on: April 12, 2009, 12:05:46 AM »
I'm sorry.. I don't like guys...

Offline CandyLips

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #147 on: April 12, 2009, 12:07:25 AM »
I'm sorry, but I don't like excessive amounts of hair.. I know I thought it was cute at first, because you were like a teddy bear, but I don't like the idea of having sex with a teddy bear.. I love you, but.. It's over..

Offline Desan

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #148 on: April 12, 2009, 12:11:26 AM »
I thought you were sweet like you said you were...Unfortunately you're like a rotten apple. Goodbye.

Offline Corinthi

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #149 on: April 12, 2009, 12:23:10 AM »
I'm glad you finally decided you 'Don't like guys' Desan. I was tired of cuddling you against my chest all night as you bawled about your confused sexual identity and how people just didn't understand. Just a hint guys, just because your man is a big hairy beast doesn't mean he won't be a crybaby behind closed doors.