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Offline Desan

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #150 on: April 12, 2009, 12:34:30 AM »
(I lol'd so hard on that one)

I could've sworn it was you holding onto me, burying your head into my fur and crying your eyes out when your boyfriend left you. I thought I was the one, but then when you were talking to him again and I saw the phone bills...I knew I was just a rebound.

It's over.

Offline Corinthi

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #151 on: April 12, 2009, 12:38:46 AM »
Desan, sweetheart. There's being someone's rebound, and being /everyone's/ rebound. At the same time. I swear, there have been more men in you than a urinal at Grand Central.

Offline Desan

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #152 on: April 12, 2009, 12:47:48 AM »
I don't think so. At least I'm not a human toilet like ....oops..I said too much. It's done!

-Walks away-

Offline Corinthi

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #153 on: April 12, 2009, 12:50:02 AM »
Yes, being a carpeted werewolf toilet is so much more noble. *rolls his eyes* I'd say I love watching you leave, but 'eh'. I've seen better.

Offline CandyLips

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #154 on: April 12, 2009, 12:52:20 AM »
The thing is... I just... I can't be with someone that is so hostile towards my friend.. Des needs comfort, and I just can't have you around, complaining about him while I'm trying to help him move on.. We had good times, but it's over..

Offline Desiree

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #155 on: April 12, 2009, 10:22:18 AM »
I think your talents would be better suited for someone of a different gender ... I'm just so tired of feeling inadequate because I don't have a lollipop for you to lick.

Offline Duncan

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #156 on: April 12, 2009, 10:26:45 AM »
I am sorry but after the beers wore off you just not that great in bed.

Offline Corinthi

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #157 on: April 12, 2009, 12:34:40 PM »
Sorry, Duncan. I'm tired of you drinking all my beer. Not to mention your... inadequacies when drunk. It's just not going to work, sorry.

Offline Tankou

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #158 on: April 13, 2009, 02:54:51 AM »
I'm sorry, but whenever I say something that I suspect could normally be earth shattering you always give me that same stoic look. Am I not important enough to warrant surprise, or joy? Maybe when you get some emotions we can be together again, but for now I think it would prolly be best if we stayed apart, you know, see other people or whatever.

Offline Duncan

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #159 on: April 13, 2009, 06:56:27 AM »
Tankou I am sorry it was one time in band camp and... well you weren't that great.  We can still be friends *snickers*

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #160 on: April 13, 2009, 02:46:46 PM »
You're an effing emo, and honestly, I hate the way you look lying there like there's nothing left for you.  Get over yourself Duncan, I'm done with you.

Offline Desan

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #161 on: April 13, 2009, 04:56:09 PM »
I can't love drawings..sorry..I need something real.

Offline CandyLips

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #162 on: April 13, 2009, 04:59:29 PM »
I'm really just terrified that I won't wake up one morning.. This isn't gonna work.. I tried, but I can't do this anymore.. I'm sorry..

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #163 on: April 13, 2009, 05:00:24 PM »
Woman! You keep getting sticky all over everything. I can't take it anymore, we're through!

Offline LadySky

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #164 on: April 13, 2009, 06:32:45 PM »
I am so tired of explaining how I keep getting shot to everyone! You could take those weapons off when we are in bed at least! We are so over!

Offline Corinthi

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #165 on: April 13, 2009, 09:25:25 PM »
If I hear 'Sweetheart, do you feel a breeze?' or 'Is it chilly in here to you?' one more time, I swear by all that is holy, I'll go on a three state shooting rampage. Screw it, I'm going to the bar. When I get back, be gone.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #166 on: April 13, 2009, 09:30:31 PM »
I've decided I hate you.  Goodbye.

Offline CandyLips

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #167 on: April 13, 2009, 09:57:26 PM »
You're just.. You're not as imaginative as you used to be.. There's no surprises anymore.. This have just gotten boring.. Unfortunately, I'm moving on.. Without you..

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #168 on: April 13, 2009, 10:08:57 PM »
I just cant understand why you play with those ducks inside your dicky I really wish that you would shove that lollipop into your ear hole and play with the centipedes more often.  It's over, farewell, child of the peeps.
« Last Edit: April 13, 2009, 10:12:42 PM by Ryieahna »

Offline CandyLips

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #169 on: April 13, 2009, 10:10:55 PM »
Sometimes you just confuse me so much that I can't even be near you for fear of hitting you to snap you back into reality.. I can't risk it.. I'm leaving..

Offline Corinthi

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #170 on: April 14, 2009, 01:50:54 AM »
Candy,

I love you, I do. But I have to go on the run. The Refrigerator Gnomes have sicced the FBI on me for betraying their confidence, and I can't take you with me, baby. *snugs* Take care. I'll send you a postcard when I can.

Corinthi

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #171 on: April 14, 2009, 01:52:36 AM »
  You're always sneaking around in the refrigerator and I'm done trying to convince you that there isn't anything in there. Just take you tinfoil helmets and go!

Offline darkvamplips

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #172 on: April 14, 2009, 01:52:57 AM »
Rider of the wind,

It's been nice. You have shown me a path I do not wish to follow. Pain and suffering. *leaves the room*

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #173 on: April 14, 2009, 01:55:12 AM »
  Quit pretending to be Alexiel! You know she's entrapped in Setsuna's body but you fail to give up on the dream of being the awesomest angel ever. I can't be with someone that lives in fantasy (LOL), later days.

Offline Corinthi

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #174 on: April 14, 2009, 02:08:04 AM »
Rider,

When I first laid eyes upon you, I was instantly smitten. You remind me of a Milo Manara drawing come to life. Sadly, you act like a Milo Manara drawing come to life, and I've read too many of his stories to be the cuckold husband.

Ciao.