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Offline Darius

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #200 on: May 02, 2009, 04:15:44 PM »
Sweety,

I'm allergic to feathers and I just can't take it anymore...we're breaking up.

Online Oreo

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #201 on: May 02, 2009, 08:05:05 PM »
You just don't steal cookies like you use to...I'm leaving you Darius

Offline tesseractive

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #202 on: May 02, 2009, 08:11:51 PM »
I'm sorry, it's not you, it's my diet. I just don't have the willpower to be around you anymore.

Offline Corinthi

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #203 on: May 03, 2009, 12:19:15 AM »
Look, Tess, the heroin chic sex slave thing was fun for a long time, but I'm starting to have dreams about you staring at me with those dark eyes, begging to be punished and it's keeping me from having enough rest to properly punish you. I think we need some time apart.

Online Oreo

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #204 on: May 03, 2009, 01:19:27 AM »
I'm tired of you teasing me with the candy. Either take it off or I'm leaving you.

Offline Little Miss Lucy

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #205 on: May 07, 2009, 10:09:16 PM »
I'm sorry but in all honestly I never did like chocolate and that twisting and licking and dunking, your just plain high maintenance, I just need to take care of myself for right now.

Offline Darius

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #206 on: May 07, 2009, 10:23:29 PM »
I'm sorry Little Miss Lucy, we have to break up. I just got a call from my mom... we're actually cousins and it would be just wrong if we went any further.

Offline Little Miss Lucy

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #207 on: May 07, 2009, 10:26:11 PM »
(that's pretty funny actually lol)
I'm sorry darius but I jsut cant be with you its that constand showering thing, my water bill is through the roof and you leave your wet towels on the floor to get musty it's infuriating.

Offline Mistress Maro

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #208 on: May 07, 2009, 11:38:28 PM »
Whoa! You thought we were together? Babe that was a one time thing, I am sorry but.. geez.. I am gonna have to break up with you I guess. Yeah.. Want to get together later though?

Offline Rhapsody

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #209 on: May 08, 2009, 07:34:35 PM »
I'm sorry, I just can't date someone who glows under blacklight anymore.  It's ... disturbing.  We have to end it.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #210 on: May 08, 2009, 08:19:55 PM »
This angel thing... it's just not doing it for me anymore. The whole 'oh no, don't touch me there, it's a sin' thing... just isn't working. I'm sorry, but it's over.

Offline Little Miss Lucy

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #211 on: May 08, 2009, 08:27:08 PM »
I'm sorry but I just want to settle down, I can't do this swinging thing with you anymore.

Offline Skye

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #212 on: May 10, 2009, 12:11:03 AM »
Everything with me is pretty much black and white, and well...you're just a little too flashy for me. And you're two faced. I can't condone that. Here are your things back. *Gives you a box of masquerade paraphernalia.* 

Offline Rhapsody

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #213 on: May 10, 2009, 04:59:24 AM »
I just can't take the way you flaunt yourself in front of strangers.  Seriously, a shirt once in awhile might help.

Offline Defiance

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #214 on: May 10, 2009, 05:00:40 AM »
As a believer in the Ladder Theory, I'm afraid you have been one upped.

I'm sorry. :(

Offline Little Miss Lucy

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #215 on: May 10, 2009, 01:52:15 PM »
I cannot stand your lack of identity besides you defy me constantly I feel like its more babysitting than dating, its just too tiresome

Offline Duncan

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #216 on: May 10, 2009, 01:56:11 PM »
I am sorry but your moods are killing me.  First your sad then your happy I can't keep up.

Offline LadySky

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #217 on: May 10, 2009, 01:58:13 PM »
I will be honest with you, I cannot continue dating a man who is prettier than I am!

Offline Darius

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #218 on: May 10, 2009, 02:02:01 PM »
I just can't keep up with the dry cleaning bills for all that wax removal. We're finished LadySky

Offline Defiance

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #219 on: May 11, 2009, 12:25:26 AM »
*eyes the avatar*

...

You know it was never going to work between us, right? Pretty boys just make me want to smash things.

I'm sorry. :(

Offline Mistress Maro

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #220 on: May 11, 2009, 09:21:43 AM »
Mew. I am sorry.... I cannot be with you anymore because well... I have this thing for boobs. So I have to break up with you.

Offline SugarShane

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #221 on: May 11, 2009, 11:12:03 AM »
I heard that your best friend was having a party on her face tonight and everyone was coming, I just donít understand why you won't let me come too?

Offline minkflavoredcheese

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #222 on: May 11, 2009, 05:11:57 PM »
It's not you, it's me. I don't like you.

Nice to meet you, by the way. ;D

Offline Duncan

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #223 on: May 11, 2009, 05:16:07 PM »
I'm sorry but when I found out you were a guy.....it killed the love.

Offline Corinthi

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #224 on: May 11, 2009, 09:34:03 PM »
I'm sorry Duncan, but I simply cannot date anyone who's even more narcissistic than me.