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Offline Jclaymore

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3150 on: July 28, 2013, 10:36:24 PM »
Granted, however, you get jailed into an unflammable prison cell, to make sure you set nothing on fire.

I wish that cell instead!

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3151 on: August 01, 2013, 06:48:02 PM »
Granted, unfortunately, no one understands what you're wishing for and you end up locked inside a cell the size of a large lobster.

I wish you weren't trapped.

Offline BellaBella

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3152 on: August 07, 2013, 07:45:01 PM »
Granted, he is no longer trapped, but you are.

I wish that I had made twice as much ice cream the other night because we're already almost out of it.

Offline InDeCiSive

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3153 on: August 07, 2013, 07:46:08 PM »
Granted, but it only tastes half as good.

I wish I had ice cream right now.  I always forget to buy it. x.x

Offline sweetgirl91

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3154 on: August 07, 2013, 10:27:33 PM »
Granted, but on the way home you get stranded and it's melted all over your back seat :)

I wish I could get on a normal sleep schedule.

Offline cptBacon

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3155 on: August 07, 2013, 10:31:34 PM »
Granted. Your sleep schedule is normal... for the United Kingdom. It doesn't mesh well for you life elsewhere.

I wish I didn't have to work anymore.

Offline RavenBlackmoon

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3156 on: August 07, 2013, 10:32:47 PM »
Granted, but you run out of money.

I wish I had a pet unicorn that couldn't hurt or maim me in any way.

Offline annarose

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3157 on: August 08, 2013, 12:49:08 AM »
granted. but it died in 3 months.


i wish i had a pet dragon who doesn't breathes fire.

Offline TheDreadPirateRoberts

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3158 on: August 08, 2013, 01:58:26 AM »
Granted...but, it farts fire instead....and is very gassy o.O


I wish for a cure to the common cold

Offline InDeCiSive

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3159 on: August 08, 2013, 08:03:34 AM »
Granted!  Common colds are wiped out.  Now we have uncommon colds that are far, far worse.

I wish I knew why my managers do what they do....

Offline annarose

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3160 on: August 08, 2013, 08:26:45 AM »
granted but you aren't working for them any more.

i wish people were more street smart than academically smart.

Offline colerie1974

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3161 on: August 08, 2013, 09:01:51 AM »
Granted, but as a result...all of the hospitals shut down and we must go to a street doctor for medical care...which ends up turning society into drug addicts and hookers.


I wish I could sleep for a thousand years.

Offline TheDreadPirateRoberts

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3162 on: August 08, 2013, 10:33:18 AM »
Granted, but when you wake up you realize all your hair and your fingernails have a thousand years of growth...

I wish for a magic wand

Offline RavenBlackmoon

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3163 on: August 09, 2013, 12:12:44 AM »
You now have a magic wand, but it refuses to work for you.

I wish I had an immortal puppy

Offline TheDreadPirateRoberts

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3164 on: August 09, 2013, 12:56:39 AM »
Granted, but unfortunately it is eternally unable to be housebroken, and also likes to chew everything.


I wish to survive the zombie apocalypse

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3165 on: August 09, 2013, 03:34:15 AM »
Granted, but you're caught by aliens instead.

I wish to be motivated and inspired.

Offline TheDreadPirateRoberts

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3166 on: August 09, 2013, 10:38:07 AM »
Granted, but you are motivated and inspired to skydive from the edge of space....with no parachute.


I wish for a cure to diabetes(both types)

Offline JadeArwen

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3167 on: August 10, 2013, 04:04:21 AM »
Granted, but unable to eat sweets for the rest of their lives.

I

Offline JadeArwen

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3168 on: August 10, 2013, 04:06:48 AM »
Granted, but unable to eat sweets for the rest of their lives.

I wish for a 33+ acres farm land with a house.

Offline Dizzi

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3169 on: August 10, 2013, 08:32:56 AM »
Granted, but due to new legislation, you can not grow anything on that land. It's protected

I wish my laundry would do itself


Offline TheDreadPirateRoberts

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3170 on: August 10, 2013, 08:37:04 AM »
Granted, but the farmhouse is haunted and the soil is infertile, that is when it isn't flooded by every rainstorm that passes through...

I wish I was a shapeshifer like Odo from DS9

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3171 on: August 10, 2013, 12:16:42 PM »
Granted. But everyone you know finds out and becomes suspicious as to whether you've been messing with them by impersonating other people, they all lose trust in you, and you are left with no friends in the world.

I wish for one 3/4 inch coupling.

Offline Dizzi

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3172 on: August 10, 2013, 02:42:13 PM »
Granted, but it is too rusty to use

I wish more people were online right now

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3173 on: August 10, 2013, 02:45:43 PM »
Granted. So many people were only the server was overloaded and crashed for days.

I wish more people were online without overloading the server.

Offline JadeArwen

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3174 on: August 10, 2013, 02:58:54 PM »
Granted, but a computer virus down loads to your computer while you weren't looking

I wish I didn't have to go to work today.