Corrupt a wish

[LostInTheMist]

Granted. Unfortunately the timeline works out in such a way that you die shortly after and don't get to enjoy the resulting world. 

Worth it.

Granted, but all your arms are immobile prosthetics, and you can only wear two of them at a time. If you can figure out how to put them on in the first place.

[Silvered Sutures]

Granted... wait... you forgot to wish for something so I just gave myself a million dollars instead. 

I wish it was april 2029 already.

[Samael]

Granted, but it will ONLY be April 2029. Forever.

I wish I could draw

[Mnemosyne]

Granted, um... you could always draw... but... now you can only draw a gun. (( Do you need art therapy? Neon paint party? I believe in you !!! <3 ))

I wish I could be a philanthropist and offer art therapy to the masses for free with plenty of art supplies!