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Offline TheDreadPirateRoberts

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3200 on: August 12, 2013, 04:18:22 PM »
Granted but it is crawling with Ants

I wish had more ice cream

Offline RavenBlackmoon

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3201 on: August 12, 2013, 05:31:01 PM »
Granted, you have more ice cream, but then the world heats up dramatically right where you live, melting all of your new ice cream.

I wish there were no spiders in my house.

Offline TheDreadPirateRoberts

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3202 on: August 12, 2013, 05:58:14 PM »
Granted....but now there are cockroaches everywhere instead.


I wish for an end to global warming

Offline InDeCiSive

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3203 on: August 12, 2013, 07:10:50 PM »
Granted!  Second Ice Age anyone?

I wish Ramen Noodles were the perfect food.

Offline TheDreadPirateRoberts

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3204 on: August 12, 2013, 07:15:59 PM »
Granted, but now by those standards Justin Beiber is your perfect guy

I wish Justin Beiber was a "Star" in an episode of Shark Week  ::)

Offline Mr Bigglesworth

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3205 on: August 12, 2013, 07:21:42 PM »
Granted.

No corruption, just Granted.

I wish I had more Altoids.

Offline InDeCiSive

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3206 on: August 12, 2013, 08:06:34 PM »
For your very epic granting of that wish, your corruption is that you never find yourself without a tin full of Altoids.

And you get a standing ovation from at least this Genie.

I wish I had a clapper so I didn't have to get out of bed.  It's getting dark in here.

Offline Sarah1234567

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3207 on: August 12, 2013, 08:33:30 PM »
Granted. The clapper just never works.

I wish I could win at Bingo tonight.

Offline RavenBlackmoon

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3208 on: August 12, 2013, 09:50:36 PM »
Granted, you win Bingo and earn the wrath of every grandmother in the world.

Offline annarose

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3209 on: August 13, 2013, 10:46:00 AM »
^ no wish. OwO

i wish everyone went bald!!!

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3210 on: August 13, 2013, 10:47:06 AM »
Damn you!!!! granted, but we all get badly sunburned

I wish my beautiful hair was back and no burn!!!!

Offline Dizzi

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3211 on: August 13, 2013, 12:02:27 PM »
Granted, but it is hot pink and impossible to style

I wish that I fell asleep at a normal time for a normal amount of time

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3212 on: August 13, 2013, 12:35:35 PM »
Granted, but now you can't stay up later than 10pm, so you can't enjoy a night out.

I wish I had a pay rise at work.

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3213 on: August 13, 2013, 02:38:16 PM »
Granted. It's a 1% rise, and you also get twice amount of work.

I wish I couldn't get old physically.

Offline InDeCiSive

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3214 on: August 13, 2013, 06:56:58 PM »
Granted!  You are the next Benjamin Buttons!

I wish everything for the wedding was planned and paid for already (I have exactly one month...)

Offline BellaBella

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3215 on: August 13, 2013, 07:11:50 PM »
Congrats!

Wish granted; however, the wedding that was planned and paid for was the exact opposite of what you wanted.

I wish for a restful night's sleep.

Offline TheDreadPirateRoberts

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3216 on: August 13, 2013, 07:21:37 PM »
Granted, but you oversleep the following morning and are fired for being late

I wish to go swimming with dolphins

Offline InDeCiSive

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3217 on: August 13, 2013, 08:45:28 PM »
Granted!  And one of them is inexorably frisky and ~edited for pg13 content~

I wish there was something I wanted to watch on neflix.

Offline TheDreadPirateRoberts

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3218 on: August 14, 2013, 12:10:08 AM »
Granted! But now it won't load......

I wish for a corrupted wish of my wish for an endless supply of chocolate

Offline IzabellaJ

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3219 on: August 14, 2013, 12:51:16 AM »
Granted, you get all the delicious chocolate you could ever want. In fact, the wish was so perfect, and the chocolate so delicious, you can never stop eating it.

I wish that I could cast spells.

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3220 on: August 14, 2013, 01:55:30 AM »
Granted, but you accidentally transformed yourself into a frog.

I wish you knew a spell to turn yourself back.

Offline JadeArwen

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3221 on: August 14, 2013, 03:11:20 AM »
Granted, I remember an old spell that turns me back.

I wish I had lots of money.

Offline IzabellaJ

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3222 on: August 14, 2013, 04:15:19 AM »
Granted, but now you're a target for every thief and highwayman.

I wish I could go on a crazy adventure.

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3223 on: August 14, 2013, 04:52:03 AM »
Granted. You're sent to an asylum where all the patients aren't locked.

I wish my internet could download everything within seconds regardless of file size.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3224 on: August 14, 2013, 08:35:22 AM »
Granted, unfortunately it also downloads viruses within seconds and your computer is overloaded with worms, malware, and popups of hideous people in awkward sexual positions.

I wish to own a house that's in good condition in a reasonably nice location.