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Offline Jclaymore

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3050 on: July 16, 2013, 09:46:42 PM »
Not such a corrupted ending actually

Granted, it's now freezing so hard that even the northpole would be Jealous

I wish for true freedom

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3051 on: July 16, 2013, 10:11:44 PM »
Granted.  You're free, truly free - you don't even have to obey the laws of physics or logic.  Your mind can't handle the freedom and self-destructs.

I wish you were still alive, and not mentally broken.

Offline cptBacon

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3052 on: July 16, 2013, 10:31:20 PM »
Granted. He is alive, but physically broken. It hurts. Everywhere.

I wish I knew what to wish.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3053 on: July 16, 2013, 10:36:24 PM »
Granted, you know what to wish for, but that wish will never come true.

I wish Mr. Claymore wasn't physically broken.

Offline cptBacon

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3054 on: July 16, 2013, 10:38:24 PM »
Granted. Your selfless wish grants you the burden of carrying his brokenness. It hurts. Everywhere.

I wish for 1000 wishes.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3055 on: July 16, 2013, 10:44:09 PM »
Granted, all 1,000 of them are wishes to give me good things.

I wish you would use one of those wishes to make me not hurt.

Offline cptBacon

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3056 on: July 16, 2013, 10:45:53 PM »
Granted. But that wish gets corrupted. You still hurt, but in a different way. Sorry, yo.

I wish Daoine was 100% pain-free.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3057 on: July 16, 2013, 10:47:12 PM »
Granted, but now someone random person we don't know has all the pain.

I wish my pain was at least pleasurable pain.

Offline cptBacon

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3058 on: July 16, 2013, 10:48:52 PM »
Granted, but it's very weak. It doesn't hurt very good. Shucks.

I wish to experience a pure state of bliss.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3059 on: July 16, 2013, 10:50:15 PM »
Oh well.  Granted - you experience such bliss, but you can't help but wish it was with me.

I wish for things.

Offline cptBacon

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3060 on: July 16, 2013, 10:51:26 PM »
Oh well.  Granted - you experience such bliss, but you can't help but wish it was with me.
I thought that was inherent to the wish.

Granted, but you get stuff instead.

I wish for the things Daoine didn't get.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3061 on: July 16, 2013, 10:52:47 PM »
Granted, but you only get the things you have no use for and can't make a profit on.

I wish for... you.

Offline cptBacon

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3062 on: July 16, 2013, 10:54:26 PM »
Granted, but you already had me. Great waste of a wish.

I wish it was the weekend.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3063 on: July 16, 2013, 11:18:16 PM »
Granted.  It's the weekend... somewhere.  But not for you.  You just broke time.

I wish time wasn't broken.

Offline cptBacon

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3064 on: July 16, 2013, 11:22:08 PM »
Granted, but it's still not the weekend. Shit.

I wish I could have one incorruptible wish.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3065 on: July 16, 2013, 11:23:55 PM »
Granted.  That was it.

I wish for something random.

Offline cptBacon

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3066 on: July 16, 2013, 11:25:50 PM »
Granted. You are granted a bunny. Then it dies. Congratulations, you're a terrible person.

I wish Daoine wouldn't wish for such terrible things.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3067 on: July 16, 2013, 11:32:05 PM »
Noooo, not my bunny!  You're cruel, wish-granted.  Your wish is granted.  Now, I wish for you to be my new bunny.

Offline cptBacon

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3068 on: July 16, 2013, 11:34:18 PM »
Granted, but now I'm equipped to hop away from you.

I wish I wasn't a bunny ::)

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3069 on: July 16, 2013, 11:35:50 PM »
Granted.  You're a lemur, now.

I wish you never had a desire to leave me, so that I can keep you forever!

Offline cptBacon

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3070 on: July 16, 2013, 11:43:56 PM »
Granted. You rob me of my free will. I hope you're happy. No, really, I do.

I wish I was a regular, boring human.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3071 on: July 16, 2013, 11:49:29 PM »
I am! ^_^

Granted.  Grumbles.  You're free-willed and boring.  But, you don't remember being an animal, or being stripped of your willpower.

I wish for a fresh bouquet.

Offline cptBacon

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3072 on: July 16, 2013, 11:52:14 PM »
Granted, but it's a bouquet of unpleasant looking (and smelling) weeds. Ick.

I have a nagging feeling like I've forgotten something. I wish I could remember...

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3073 on: July 16, 2013, 11:53:50 PM »
I like some weeds.  Like dandelions.  They're pretty.

Granted.  Turns out you forgot you had an appointment with your dentist.  For four root canals at once.  Enjoy that.

I wish your root canals were less painful.

Offline cptBacon

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3074 on: July 16, 2013, 11:55:16 PM »
Granted. ... ... *crickets*

I wish I had remembered to brush my teeth :'(