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Offline saphireMARIE

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3250 on: September 21, 2013, 05:37:41 PM »
Granted but your car breaks down on the way to your destination so you spend your vacation waiting on the motorway.

I wish my guest would turn the fans off in their room because I am freezing -_-

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3251 on: September 21, 2013, 08:11:37 PM »
Granted.  A sudden heat wave comes, alongside a solar flare that shorts out all of your electronics.  Hope you like the heat...

I wish for things.

Offline RavenBlackmoon

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3252 on: September 22, 2013, 03:04:21 AM »
Granted. You get so many things that these things suffocate you.

I wish I was asleep right now.

Offline saphireMARIE

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3253 on: September 22, 2013, 03:07:54 AM »
Granted but you sleep for 100 years and when you wake the whole world has changed.

I wish my neck wasn't hurting right now.

Offline Kichita

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3254 on: September 22, 2013, 02:37:25 PM »
Granted, but now your neck is the only thing that DOESNT hurt.  You have the flu and every other part of you ACHES!


I wish I didn't have to mow the lawn.

Offline Galanthor

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3255 on: September 22, 2013, 02:41:49 PM »
Granted, the Plants in your garden eat you.

Wish I could fly!

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3256 on: September 22, 2013, 06:41:03 PM »
Throws you off a cliff.  Granted.  You should have wished for wings.

I wish you had wings.

Offline Kichita

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3257 on: September 22, 2013, 06:49:52 PM »
Galant hot has wings but alas, it is too late and they sprout from her crumpled body at the bottom of the cliff.  Besides, they are tiny wings growing out of the side of her head.

I wish my car worked.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3258 on: September 22, 2013, 07:18:32 PM »
(Psst... Galanthor is male.  At least... he pretends to be male...)

Granted.  Your car works.  Until Mr. Galanthor lands on it, pulverizing it instantly.  How dreadful....

I wish Mr. Galanthor wasn't dead.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3259 on: September 22, 2013, 08:22:11 PM »
Dead? Of course he's not dead. He is, however, about to die.

I wish to be able to finish one of my projects one of these days.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3260 on: September 22, 2013, 10:02:24 PM »
Granted.  You are able to finish a single project only a millisecond before you die.  Of course, you die before actually succeed in finishing the project.

I wish Mr. Galanthor was neither close to dying, nor dead.

Offline sweetgirl91

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3261 on: September 23, 2013, 01:02:20 AM »
Granted, but now he's immortal and is forced to live through the next ice age.

I wish I could get on a good sleep schedule.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3262 on: September 23, 2013, 01:41:28 AM »
Granted.  You sleep 1 hour every 24 hours.

I wish I was smarter.

Offline saphireMARIE

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3263 on: September 23, 2013, 01:53:28 AM »
Granted, you grow so smart your brain implodes.

I wish I didn't have to wish for anything

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3264 on: September 23, 2013, 01:54:56 AM »
Granted.  You never gain anything ever.

I wish for nothing!

Offline sweetgirl91

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3265 on: September 23, 2013, 02:28:01 AM »
Granted, but now I'm in charge of your wishes forever. The plague of rhinos will just be the appetizer!

I wish I had a better paying job with a better boss.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3266 on: September 23, 2013, 07:28:14 AM »
You get a job that not only pays well, but has an amazing boss. Unfortunately, the boss above your boss is a total asshole, and will eventually be arrested for embezzling funds. You will be blamed for this, and made a scapegoat.

I wish I had some root beer.

Offline Kichita

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3267 on: September 23, 2013, 04:26:14 PM »
Granted, you have a thimbleful of the best, most delectable root beer in the world which makes you desire more, but it is the last thimbleful in existence. 

I wish my teeth were a bit whiter. 

Offline saphireMARIE

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3268 on: September 23, 2013, 04:28:44 PM »
Granted, your teeth become so white you blind everybody you meet so they all hate you  >:)

I wish I didn't feel depressed at the moment Dx

Offline Kichita

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3269 on: September 23, 2013, 04:31:09 PM »
Granted.  You are so happy you wet yourself with glee!

I wish you weren't depressed too.

Offline saphireMARIE

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3270 on: September 23, 2013, 04:39:57 PM »
Granted, I find a song to cheer myself up with.

I wish I hadn't made Kichita wish I weren't depressed  :-X

Offline Kichita

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3271 on: September 23, 2013, 05:37:26 PM »
Granted, it never happened. Kichita instead grows confused and vomits on your left shoe.

I wish satellite tv was free.


Offline sweetgirl91

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3272 on: September 24, 2013, 12:13:24 AM »
Granted, but they only show I Love Lucy and Infomercials.

I wish my AC wasn't out :( 110 degrees during the day and we have no AC.

Offline Galanthor

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3273 on: September 25, 2013, 01:17:25 AM »
Granted, from now on it will run perpetually...oh and i lovered the heat to 10 degrees, should help.

I wish...
for a fish?

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3274 on: September 25, 2013, 01:27:02 AM »
Granted.  Your A/C works, but your heater doesn't - and there's a sudden, and perpetual - cold snap.

Granted.  It's a mutant fish that robs you at gunpoint.

I wish for a pinecone to magically transform into a dragon and wage war against other pinecone-dragons.