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Offline TheDreadPirateRoberts

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3225 on: August 14, 2013, 12:04:54 PM »
Granted, unfortunately there is a warrant for your arrest in that location and the house is under constant surveillance by the police and SWAT teams.

I wish that like a Driver's and Marriage License, there was also a Parent's License and people were physically incapable of having kids without one.

Offline colerie1974

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3226 on: August 14, 2013, 02:32:10 PM »
Granted, but it leads to a civil war in which millions of people die.



I wish I could be twenty-one again.

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3227 on: August 14, 2013, 03:42:23 PM »
Granted. You're twenty one again, for a second.

I wish I had a real samurai sword.

Offline saphireMARIE

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3228 on: August 14, 2013, 03:43:41 PM »
Granted, but you drop it through your foot.

I wish I had red hair.

Offline colerie1974

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3229 on: August 14, 2013, 03:59:58 PM »
Granted, but it is Bozo the Clown red and very frizzy.


I wish I had a maid to clean my house for me.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3230 on: August 14, 2013, 05:10:18 PM »
Granted, she's great at cleaning. She cleans your house by stealing all your valuables. She cleans your relationship by screwing your significant other, and she even cleans your family (if you happen to have one) by poisoning the little ones. Welcome to life with a clean slate?

I wish I change how I look (Genetic makeup, body, etc.) whenever I liked.

Offline colerie1974

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3231 on: August 14, 2013, 05:12:32 PM »
Granted, you make the sexiest Drag Queen ever!


I wish I could be rich and famous!

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3232 on: August 14, 2013, 05:23:19 PM »
Awe, thank you!... and Granted, of course you're also more famous than Paris Hilton.... For similar reasons. (Really, the time you went out without noticing you were in boxers and a cruddy spaghetti strap tank with what looked like 'protein' on your face was just awful, what were you thinking?!)

I wish for a puppy.

Offline colerie1974

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3233 on: August 14, 2013, 05:29:02 PM »
Granted, but your puppy chews up all your shoes and pees on your carpet, making your house very smelly.


I wish my kids would listen to me!

Offline cptBacon

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3234 on: August 14, 2013, 11:41:59 PM »
Granted, but they need you to tell them everything. In perfect detail.

I wish I had $47.

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3235 on: August 15, 2013, 05:07:38 AM »
Granted, but each second a dollar would magically vanish. Starting now.

I wish the streets weren't filled with too much idiot drivers.

Offline saphireMARIE

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3236 on: August 15, 2013, 05:19:47 AM »
Granted, but now oap's walk across randomly without looking.

I wish I had some chocolate.

Offline BellaBella

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3237 on: August 15, 2013, 08:25:55 AM »
Granted; however, you have chocolate covered roaches.

I wish I could take the whole day off.

Offline RavenBlackmoon

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3238 on: August 15, 2013, 09:28:40 PM »
Granted, you get laid off, so you have the day, and a lot of days to come, off.

I wish there was a gender neutral pronoun set.

Offline TheDreadPirateRoberts

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3239 on: August 15, 2013, 11:46:04 PM »
Granted, but it is in an alien dialect impossible for human vocal chords to pronounce.

I wish Firefly was still on and still good!(now if you have a heart how can you corrupt this one? O:) )

Offline Jclaymore

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3240 on: August 16, 2013, 05:45:09 PM »
Granted... however, you never get to hear the music. Something always stops you from hearing it.

I wish someone would hypnotize me

Offline saphireMARIE

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3241 on: August 16, 2013, 05:51:57 PM »
Granted but they hypnotise you in to giving everything away before taking you out of the trance to find you have no job, no money and no home.

I wish Nat's didn't exist.

Offline Jclaymore

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3242 on: August 22, 2013, 08:22:16 PM »
Granted but they hypnotise you in to giving everything away before taking you out of the trance to find you have no job, no money and no home.

I wish Nat's didn't exist.
granted, but it appears that the wishgranter had no clue what you meant, so he zapped away all the people with the charactes N, A and T in their name to oblivion. Including that extremely good looking rich person who you were going to spend your life with...

I wish someone would start an rp with me :3

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3243 on: August 22, 2013, 11:14:25 PM »
Granted, but they disappear after posting only once.

I wish I can come up with plots that interest people~

Offline Jclaymore

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3244 on: August 23, 2013, 01:50:09 PM »
granted, but you get the same problem I have. Your mind is too overloaded with ideas and plots that you develop alternate personalities ^^

I wish I would not forget to add a wish when posting in this topic

Offline Houki

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3245 on: September 14, 2013, 02:59:00 PM »
granted you receive a tattoo placed on the back of your hand that reads down "forget to wish."

I wish my puppy didn't chase the neighbor's cat up a tree.
(tired of having to climb up there and get it down.)

Offline saphireMARIE

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3246 on: September 14, 2013, 03:03:43 PM »
Granted, but now  you find you want to climb the tree and carry on doing it anyway  ::)

Wish my heating hadn't broke

Offline ladia2287

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3247 on: September 21, 2013, 05:59:16 AM »
It's fixed, but not before leaky plumbing has given you a nasty case of salt damp.

I wish my boss would promote me.

Offline Digeridew

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3248 on: September 21, 2013, 05:11:02 PM »
Granted, he promotes you to head toilet scrubber.

I wish I had a bagel with lox and cream cheese right now.

Offline ladia2287

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3249 on: September 21, 2013, 05:35:13 PM »
Granted, but the cream cheese hasn't been kept properly by the store and now you have a nasty bout of food poisoning.

I wish I could have a weekend away.