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Offline BellaBella

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3125 on: July 22, 2013, 06:49:19 PM »
Granted, they just don't like you for who you are.

I wish for a foot rub.

Offline Zaniel

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3126 on: July 22, 2013, 07:19:15 PM »
Granted, but only if you wash them first >.>

I wish for eternal awesomeness.

Offline annarose

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3127 on: July 22, 2013, 08:16:47 PM »
granted. but you will be too awesome for people on the earth and aliens came to abduct you!

i wish i wasn't an alien

Offline Sofina

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3128 on: July 22, 2013, 10:32:05 PM »
Granted but I like aliens.

I wish I had a little sister.

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3129 on: July 22, 2013, 11:25:31 PM »
Granted, but she's so evil and drive you nuts.

I wish you have a nice little sister.

Offline Randall Flagg

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3130 on: July 22, 2013, 11:33:09 PM »
Granted. I have a little sister, she's nice enough, but there are so many years between us that we don't really have anything in common.

I wish for a bag of holding.

Offline Saytia

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3131 on: July 22, 2013, 11:49:42 PM »
Granted, however, it's so deep you can't find anything you put in there. ): Damn it, my gum..

I wish I had a new pack of gum.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3132 on: July 23, 2013, 03:09:23 AM »
Granted.  It tastes horrible and only gets worse the longer you chew.

I wish you had the most delicious-tasting gum in the world.

Offline Random1

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3133 on: July 23, 2013, 09:52:04 AM »
Granted however you cannot swallow or spit it out until you have sucked out all of the flavor.  And that will take googleplex years...
Enjoy the universal heat death!


I wish for a personal moon to orbit around me.

Offline BellaBella

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3134 on: July 23, 2013, 07:40:20 PM »
Granted; however, the moon orbiting around you completely screws up gravity and the earth plummets into space.

I wish you only had a pretend mood orbiting around you.

Offline annarose

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3135 on: July 23, 2013, 08:41:32 PM »
granted. you are in a play about the planets...everything is fake. ^_^

i wish there was a play about space...

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3136 on: July 23, 2013, 11:09:03 PM »
Granted, but it's so lame you can't stand watching it more than 5 seconds.

I wish I'm a diligent person.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3137 on: July 25, 2013, 10:12:05 PM »
Granted.  You're so diligent that you end up becoming obsessive.

I wish for nothing!

Offline fretboardmagic

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3138 on: July 25, 2013, 10:13:58 PM »
Everything you hold dear, all of existence, simply ceases to be.

I wish I had a pogo stick.

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3139 on: July 26, 2013, 12:18:41 AM »
Granted, but it's only a miniature version.

I wish you have real pogo stick.

Offline BellaBella

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3140 on: July 27, 2013, 07:24:45 AM »
Granted, but it's broken.

I wish today is like yesterday and we get a little bit of a break from the rain so we can do something outside.

Offline Deborah Jetson

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3141 on: July 27, 2013, 01:05:19 PM »
Granted but a tornado comes to visit instead.

I wished that my small tv was working again.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3142 on: July 28, 2013, 01:51:22 AM »
Granted.  It gets one channel.  And you don't like it.

I wish you had a TV that worked and got a thousands channels.

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3143 on: July 28, 2013, 02:09:50 AM »
Granted, the TV has tons of channels, but they're all showing similar programs.

I wish the channels have more variety.

Offline Countdown0

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3144 on: July 28, 2013, 02:10:46 AM »
Granted, but the TV is so small that it requires an electron microscope to properly watch it.

I wish the TV came with an electron microscope.

Offline Taishoku

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3145 on: July 28, 2013, 02:52:43 AM »
Granted, but the TV is mounted on it in such a way that you can't ever focus the microscope on it.

I wish the microscope wasn't so expensive to maintain.

Offline TwistedWhimsy

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3146 on: July 28, 2013, 03:07:38 AM »
Granted, it's just a P.O.S.

I wish I had 1080p

Offline sameastherest

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3147 on: July 28, 2013, 03:34:27 AM »
Granted, but the p stands for pickles!

I wish I had a bottle of cold water!

Offline FroreQueen

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3148 on: July 28, 2013, 09:06:37 PM »
Granted. It's so cold it freezes your insides.

I wish I could find my favorite lighter.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3149 on: July 28, 2013, 10:04:13 PM »
Granted, but it's out of fluid and the flint has disintegrated.

I wish I could make a fire with my mind.