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Offline Mercedes

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3275 on: September 28, 2013, 12:00:01 AM »
granted. They eat you and your family.

I wish I could teleport anywhere in the universe

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3276 on: September 28, 2013, 12:09:36 AM »
Granted but everytime you do it you age three years. It adds up.

I wish I was able to dance well

Offline Solaris Hunter

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3277 on: September 28, 2013, 12:11:41 AM »
Granted but your dance skills are noticed by a gang of penguins who challenge you to a dance off... which you lose

I wish I could understand what my cat is saying...

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3278 on: September 28, 2013, 02:27:12 AM »
Grant. It say "Meow"

I wish i had a Liger to ride into battle.

Offline Mercedes

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3279 on: September 28, 2013, 12:53:43 PM »
Granted but the liger is pink with purple polka dots

I wish nobody ever went hungry

Offline CallMeCheesecake

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3280 on: September 28, 2013, 09:37:41 PM »
Granted, but everyone gets so fat they get heart disease.

I wish all my favorite fandoms were real.

Offline Mercedes

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3281 on: September 29, 2013, 01:41:32 AM »
Grated but they all are zombies and eat your brains

I wish that whatever size clothes you put on your body would shrink to fit

Offline sweetgirl91

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3282 on: September 29, 2013, 02:40:24 AM »
Granted. but they're in HORRIBLE ugly colors.
 
I wish clothes that I put on my body would stretch to fit lol

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3283 on: September 29, 2013, 02:42:16 AM »
Done. They definitely fit, but, they are also very loose, and require additional accessories to keep everything in place. Makes you look kind of silly.

I want this damned tooth problem to go away.

Offline sweetgirl91

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3284 on: September 29, 2013, 02:53:08 AM »
Granted, all of your teeth fall out.

I wish I weren't so lonely, but I don't want everybody and their dog bothering me either.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3285 on: September 29, 2013, 02:54:20 AM »
Granted. Not everybody and their dog bothers you. It's everybody and their cat.

I wish for... a pizza. Meat-lovers.

Offline sweetgirl91

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3286 on: September 29, 2013, 02:55:15 AM »
Granted but it's giraffe meat. Very gritty.

I wish I had some chocolate.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3287 on: September 29, 2013, 02:57:21 AM »
Granted. It is heavily processed, chemically laced 'chocolate' that barely qualifies for the term.

I want chocolate, too, however, I am going to be pretentious, and demand it be Lindt.

Offline sweetgirl91

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3288 on: September 29, 2013, 03:03:53 AM »
Granted, but your Lindt is covered in lint :) (hehehehe get it? I'm dumb today, don't mind me.)

I wish my cat wouldn't try to sleep on my keyboard.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3289 on: September 29, 2013, 03:05:50 AM »
I will de-lint my Lindt, then!

Granted. Your cat no longer attempts to sleep on your keyboard. Instead, he tries to sleep on the monitor. This does not go well.

I wish for a bottle of root beer.

Offline sweetgirl91

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3290 on: September 29, 2013, 03:09:23 AM »
Granted, but I peed in it first. (You poor thing, I'm just ruining your day left and right.)

I wish I had some apples so I could make apple pie from scratch. Doesn't that sound wonderful?

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3291 on: September 29, 2013, 03:10:35 AM »
 :-\ Saaaaaad. So, so, so saaaaaaaaad. No root beer for THM.   :'(

Nope. Apples are evil, and so am I! You do have apples. They are rotten.

Now I want cotton candy.

Offline sweetgirl91

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3292 on: September 29, 2013, 03:13:53 AM »
Granted, but it's covered in lint too, but you don't see it because it's kind of the same texture so you eat a ton of lint.

I want to color. I haven't colored in a few days.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3293 on: September 29, 2013, 03:21:14 AM »
You get paints and an easel and such. Unfortunately, the paints are lead-based.

I want a mandala and colored sands to make one with.

Offline sweetgirl91

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3294 on: September 29, 2013, 03:24:40 AM »
Granted, but I release sand fleas into it and you're perpetually itchy forever.

Offline Mercedes

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3295 on: September 29, 2013, 04:03:43 PM »
I wish I had batteries for my vibrator

Offline colerie1974

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3296 on: September 29, 2013, 04:10:49 PM »
Granted, but you can't use them because you are magically transformed into a Barbie doll and we all know they are not anatomically correct.


I wish I could be a flea so I could bug the shit out of everybody.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3297 on: September 29, 2013, 04:17:57 PM »
Granted. You're still going to die in a few days, though, given you now have the lifespan of a flea.

I wish I had an awesome gaming computer.

Offline Mercedes

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3298 on: September 29, 2013, 05:03:38 PM »
Granted but it tries to take over the world...."hello Dave, do you want to play a game"

I wish I had a car

Offline saphireMARIE

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3299 on: September 29, 2013, 05:04:28 PM »
Granted, a small toy car appears outside your house.

I wish I hadn't sprained my ankle