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Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3075 on: July 16, 2013, 11:59:12 PM »
Lol.  Granted.  You remember to do so... after the fact.  Too little, too late.

I wish you had brushed your teeth before and didn't need the root canals.

Offline cptBacon

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3076 on: July 17, 2013, 12:07:09 AM »
Granted. However I brushed so vigorously I wore holes in the enamel of some of my teeth. Oh well, cavities are less painful. Whew.

I wish I had superhuman strength.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3077 on: July 17, 2013, 12:09:34 AM »
Granted.  You now break yourself whenever you masturbate.  Ouch.

I wish you had normal human strength... and weren't broken.

Offline cptBacon

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3078 on: July 17, 2013, 12:11:55 AM »
Granted. My man-member thanks you, but my weight-training does not.

I wish it wasn't my bedtime.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3079 on: July 17, 2013, 12:13:55 AM »
Granted.  You have five more minutes.

I wish I could be your teddy bear.

Offline cptBacon

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3080 on: July 17, 2013, 12:16:22 AM »
Granted, but I feel an archaic sense of masculine duty that suggests I can't play with teddy bears anymore.

I wish that wasn't the case.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3081 on: July 17, 2013, 12:20:41 AM »
Granted, you are so attached to your new teddy bear that you never leave me home.

I wish... you didn't huggle the teddy bear so tightly.

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3082 on: July 17, 2013, 01:25:32 AM »
Granted. Now he kicked his teddy bear around instead.

I wish the teddy bear didn't get abused.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3083 on: July 17, 2013, 01:42:16 AM »
Granted.  Now, the teddy bear Dommes him.

I wish, being the teddy bear, to have a good sub.

Offline Jclaymore

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3084 on: July 17, 2013, 05:42:09 AM »
Granted he's now a masochist XD

I wish I weren't feeling this lonely all the time

Offline Katiana

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3085 on: July 17, 2013, 05:54:54 AM »
Granted but now you never have a single moment alone.

I wish It wasn't so hot.

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3086 on: July 17, 2013, 05:59:07 AM »
Granted. Now you're freezing.

I wish I'm a genius hacker.

Offline Arundir

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3087 on: July 17, 2013, 06:42:21 AM »
Granted, but not only you're watched day and night by secret services, your computer has also terrible issues of hardware failures.

I wish I passed all the exams....

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3088 on: July 17, 2013, 06:47:22 AM »
Granted. You passed all the exams. In your dream. In reality...

I wish I have a supercomputer  and free of surveillance.

Offline Pipaluk

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3089 on: July 17, 2013, 01:11:17 PM »
Granted, but you have no power to run it.

I wish it were warmer outside.

Offline Egoyin

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3090 on: July 17, 2013, 02:22:36 PM »
Granted, but it's so hot that your hydro powers out

I wish that I could have a slice of fudge cake


Offline Pipaluk

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3091 on: July 17, 2013, 02:58:15 PM »
Granted. But you just burnt your tongue.

I wish I had Mary Poppins' powers.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3092 on: July 18, 2013, 02:58:20 AM »
Granted.  Unfortunately, you can't control them and you end up destroying the world.

I wish the world wasn't completely destroyed.

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3093 on: July 18, 2013, 03:00:14 AM »
Granted. North and South poles were still intact. Everyone would have to settle there for a while.

I wish the world was restored to its good state.

Offline annarose

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3094 on: July 18, 2013, 03:13:07 AM »
granted. but everything is now topsy turvy...

i wish i could have more roleplays.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3095 on: July 18, 2013, 04:18:37 AM »
Granted, but they all suck.

I wish that the world wasn't topsy-turvy.

Offline FroreQueen

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3096 on: July 21, 2013, 02:20:53 AM »
Granted. Now the world is just funky.

I wish I could actually sleep before five a.m.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3097 on: July 21, 2013, 03:44:33 AM »
Granted.  You get to sleep at 4:59 a.m.

I wish you got to sleep at 4:58 a.m.

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3098 on: July 21, 2013, 05:17:24 AM »
Granted, but she'd be awake at 5:01

I wish my eyes were perfectly fine.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3099 on: July 21, 2013, 06:25:51 AM »
Granted.  Your ears, however, are horrible.

I wish your body was fine all over (which I'm sure it is, anyway, but still...)