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Offline Sofina

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3175 on: August 10, 2013, 03:12:18 PM »
Granted, but your boss fires you.

I wish I could afford those shoes I want.

Offline Dizzi

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3176 on: August 10, 2013, 03:22:21 PM »
Granted! but it's because of nuclear holocaust

I wish I could work today

Offline InDeCiSive

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3177 on: August 10, 2013, 05:35:51 PM »
Granted!  18 hr shift today, and tomorrow, and the day after... you work in a sweat shop.
I wish my cat would feed and water herself.

Offline RavenBlackmoon

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3178 on: August 10, 2013, 07:29:33 PM »
Granted! Your cat eats and drinks so much she becomes too fat to walk.

I wish my group roleplays would start.

Offline TheDreadPirateRoberts

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3179 on: August 10, 2013, 08:32:32 PM »
Granted, but now you cant afford your car payment, so those shoes will get a lot of use


I wish to have my own TARDIS

Offline JadeArwen

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3180 on: August 11, 2013, 03:57:09 AM »
Granted, but your forever stuck in a time loop and not able to land anywhere.

I wish the dishes would do them self's.

Offline RavenBlackmoon

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3181 on: August 11, 2013, 04:02:09 AM »
Granted, the dishes now do themselves, and mobilize a hostile takeover of your kitchen, having decided that they no long wish to serve you.

I wish I had a new top hat.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3182 on: August 11, 2013, 04:06:42 AM »
Granted, but its slightly too big, so it will always fall down over your eyes.

I wish I had a printer that would never run out of ink.

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3183 on: August 11, 2013, 04:19:46 AM »
Granted, but it takes a lot of electricity usage that you can't use anything else when it's on, including the computer.

I wish I can socialize easily with other people.

Offline Sarah1234567

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3184 on: August 11, 2013, 04:54:23 AM »
LMAO! At the last granted wish.

Granted. You now have so many friends from your socializing that they bug you 24/7/365. You can never sleep, eat or do anything as your always answering the phone or the door.

I wish I could afford Pay-Tv.

Offline InDeCiSive

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3185 on: August 11, 2013, 07:55:40 PM »
Granted.  The only channel you can afford is all reality tv, the new style (kardashians and honey boo boo 24/7)

I wish I wouldn't have had subway for lunch.  There was something wrong with the spinach.....

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3186 on: August 11, 2013, 09:16:20 PM »
Granted, instead you had a McDonald's that tasted strangely undercooked...

I wish I could play the violin.

Offline Countdown0

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3187 on: August 11, 2013, 09:25:31 PM »
Granted, instead you had a McDonald's that tasted strangely undercooked...

I wish I could play the violin.

Granted. Unfortunately, there are no more violins, but if you had one, it would be pretty impressive.

I wish that I had some fruit punch.

Offline MarissaSeraphOfInsanity

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3188 on: August 11, 2013, 09:38:18 PM »
Sim-Sala-Bim! Your wish has been granted! Throws down a smoke bomb for dramatic effect, before placing a pineapple on the table that prompty grows arms and punches him in the face.

I wish for a hot tub filled with beautiful women!

Offline SK0M

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3189 on: August 11, 2013, 09:45:25 PM »
Sim-Sala-Bim! Your wish has been granted! Throws down a smoke bomb for dramatic effect, before placing a pineapple on the table that prompty grows arms and punches him in the face.

I wish for a hot tub filled with beautiful women!

The hot tub is actually a freeze tub...all of you freeze alive :P.

I wish for a magic lamp with a sexy genie inside.

Offline JadeArwen

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3190 on: August 11, 2013, 11:49:04 PM »
Granted, A genie appears, granting your every wish but says that she must sleep with your ex every night for each wish you make.

I wish there was more time in the day.

Offline Axenia

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3191 on: August 12, 2013, 05:01:24 AM »
Your wish has been granted. However due to the longer days the earth rotation causes it to move out of it course and straight towards the sun.

I wish for a wardrobe of new clothes.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3192 on: August 12, 2013, 09:02:42 AM »
Granted, but now you live in a fantasy world where women are not allowed to wear clothing.


I wish to live in a house with a front porch in the country.

Offline InDeCiSive

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3193 on: August 12, 2013, 09:04:30 AM »
Granted!  Unfortunately the porch is covered in zombies.

I wish I had more sprite left....

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3194 on: August 12, 2013, 09:05:38 AM »
Granted, but now that is all you will be allowed to drink.




I wish I was already done with my errands.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3195 on: August 12, 2013, 09:08:45 AM »
Granted but anything that you want to do you can't for various reasons

I wish I lived in England

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3196 on: August 12, 2013, 09:48:33 AM »
Granted! You now live in an alternate universe where England is a wasteland.

I wish I'm not lazy.

Offline Dizzi

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3197 on: August 12, 2013, 11:12:17 AM »
Granted, but now you can not stop working, even to eat. you die of exhaustion

I wish that my roleplay partners were faster at making replies >_>

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3198 on: August 12, 2013, 11:27:51 AM »
Granted. But it's all one liners.

I wish I'm a manga artist.

Offline JadeArwen

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3199 on: August 12, 2013, 03:50:00 PM »
Granted, But your books never sale and sit on shelf's getting dusty.

I wish I had more candy.