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Offline FroreQueen

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3025 on: July 14, 2013, 11:37:26 AM »
Granted but it's been hacked and you get random calls at three a.m.

I wish the days were longer.

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3026 on: July 14, 2013, 11:40:32 AM »
Granted. A day last as long as a decade now.

I wish the world was a peaceful place.

Offline Vain

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3027 on: July 14, 2013, 07:19:16 PM »
granted, but now there is a intergalactic war

i wish the direction up was realy down

Offline annarose

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3028 on: July 14, 2013, 07:39:49 PM »
granted! now left is also right....

i wish i could sing beautifully!

Offline GamerGirl

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3029 on: July 14, 2013, 07:48:11 PM »
Granted but everyone else in the world is deaf

I wish I had coffee

Offline ErikaWyte

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3030 on: July 14, 2013, 08:03:04 PM »
Granted but its all over the floor

I wish I had a manicure.

Offline annarose

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3031 on: July 14, 2013, 08:05:08 PM »
granted! but your nails are 100 feet long and brightly coloured now.

i wish i could have a song dedicated to me.

Offline BellaBella

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3032 on: July 14, 2013, 08:52:45 PM »
Granted, but the song is "You're So Vain" by Carly Simon.

I wish I would fall asleep without any problems tonight.

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3033 on: July 15, 2013, 01:52:48 AM »
Granted, but you'll have endless nightmares starting tomorrow.

I wish I have a bit more self confidence.

Offline Vain

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3034 on: July 15, 2013, 03:16:30 AM »
granted,but it only lasted a hour

i wish everything was free to own

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3035 on: July 15, 2013, 04:28:10 AM »
Granted, but nothing works.

I wish I wasn't hungry.

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3036 on: July 15, 2013, 05:09:43 AM »
Granted, now you felt so full that you're about to throw up.

I wish there will be a lot of good movies made in the near future.

Offline annarose

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3037 on: July 15, 2013, 06:41:17 AM »
granted! but they are all sold out in theaters worldwide!

i wish i could have more confidence to get over my ex.

Offline Vain

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3038 on: July 15, 2013, 09:55:10 PM »
granted but everyone hates your art

I wish  every thing on the planet wa twice the normal size

Offline Arundir

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3039 on: July 15, 2013, 09:57:17 PM »
Granted... but EVERYTHING becomes twice the size, so no one can notice the difference.

I wish I could skip to Wednesday afternoon to be done with my exams already...

Offline Vain

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3040 on: July 15, 2013, 10:00:57 PM »
granted but you fail all the tests

i wish i fealt better

Offline Egoyin

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3041 on: July 15, 2013, 11:49:53 PM »
Granted, but you have to work overtime

I wish I was already in College

Offline GamerGirl

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3042 on: July 15, 2013, 11:51:19 PM »
Granted, but you hate all of your professors.

I wish I was drunk.

Offline cptBacon

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3043 on: July 16, 2013, 12:14:55 AM »
Granted, but you had to drink the cheapest vodka you could find. Initiate vomiting in 3... 2... 1...

I wish it was the weekend already.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3044 on: July 16, 2013, 04:04:35 AM »
Granted.  But you have to work all weekend long.

I wish I was moderately rich.

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3045 on: July 16, 2013, 04:49:05 AM »
Granted, but the poor people still envy you since you're richer than them. They're raiding your house.

I wish there's police forces to stop the raiding

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3046 on: July 16, 2013, 04:58:27 AM »
Granted, but they come too late and I'm left with next-to-nothing.

I wish the poor people who raided my house spontaneously explore for their sins.

Offline Randall Flagg

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3047 on: July 16, 2013, 07:23:48 PM »
Granted all the poor people all decided, spur of the moment, to go to the unknown sections of the wilderness and explore... when asked why... they all just scratched their heads and said "We felt guilty for our sins and thought random exploration might atone."

I wish for more self-corrupting wishes!

Offline Jclaymore

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3048 on: July 16, 2013, 09:26:39 PM »
Granted, all the self corrupting wishes done by anyone up till now are now affecting you as well.

I wish I could find and have the one thing I'll never have

Offline cptBacon

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3049 on: July 16, 2013, 09:34:01 PM »
Granted... Sort of. You're sure you found the one thing when you found it, but the more you live with it, the more it's one-ness fades. It's not really the one thing. :-(

I wish it wasn't so damn hot.