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Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3100 on: July 21, 2013, 06:26:33 AM »
Granted, but my mind is a wreck.

I wish everyone to be as crazy as me.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3101 on: July 21, 2013, 06:28:39 AM »
I would grant that, but everyone already is as crazy as you.  So... yeah.

I wish I could have one night where I actually slept well.

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3102 on: July 21, 2013, 06:33:11 AM »
Granted. But only one night. Every other nights you will get nightmares and stuffs.

I wish to be a better writer.

Offline annarose

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3103 on: July 21, 2013, 09:28:35 AM »
granted. but you will have no muse to write..

i wish i had a stuff toy dog.

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3104 on: July 21, 2013, 09:29:57 AM »
Granted, but it comes alive and bit your arm.

I wish the toy remained as a toy.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3105 on: July 21, 2013, 04:47:15 PM »
Granted.  But other toys come to life.

I wish for things.

Offline Saytia

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3106 on: July 22, 2013, 12:33:25 AM »
Granted, however, all these things have no meaning to you.

I wish I could have a shark for a pet.

Offline annarose

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3107 on: July 22, 2013, 01:24:41 AM »
granted but it out grew its tank and you've to give it away to an aquarium.

i wish i can travel the world

Offline Event Horizon

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3108 on: July 22, 2013, 01:46:11 AM »
Granted. You'll travel the world:



on a big wheel.

I wish I had nice martini right now.

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3109 on: July 22, 2013, 01:48:25 AM »
Granted, but it was poisoned.

I wish the martini wasn't poisoned.

Offline Event Horizon

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3110 on: July 22, 2013, 01:51:40 AM »
Granted. It's still mine, and it's on you.

I wish I knew how to knit.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3111 on: July 22, 2013, 02:57:56 AM »
Granted.  You can only knit a sock - and never a matching pair.

I wish there were more words in the English language.

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3112 on: July 22, 2013, 03:24:19 AM »
Granted. The new words, however, made learning English become an almost impossible task since everyone keep confusing one word with another.

I wish there's only one universal language for everyone.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3113 on: July 22, 2013, 03:36:44 AM »
Granted.  It's gibberish.  Now, no one ever understands anyone.

I wish all of my favorite TV shows had thousands of episodes (and that I had the time to watch them all).

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3114 on: July 22, 2013, 03:49:57 AM »
Granted. You become so engrossed in watching them, turning you into a couch potato.

I wish you watch the series moderately.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3115 on: July 22, 2013, 03:59:46 AM »
Granted.  I become a couch tomato, instead.

I wish I wasn't any kind of food.

Offline annarose

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3116 on: July 22, 2013, 07:00:33 AM »
granted. now you are a robot.

i wish i was human again...

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3117 on: July 22, 2013, 07:02:35 AM »
Ooo.  Robot-me.  I like.

Granted.  In a strange mix-up, you've been converted into a male underwear model.  Nice boxers.

I wish you weren't male, anymore.  Or do I?  Hmmm

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3118 on: July 22, 2013, 07:06:35 AM »
Granted. But since you didn't seem very sure, she's now a herm.

I wish she's a female again.

Offline annarose

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3119 on: July 22, 2013, 08:17:12 AM »
granted but you became female as well.

i wish i were female but don't suffer once a month.

Offline Saytia

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3120 on: July 22, 2013, 03:47:31 PM »
Granted, however, now you suffer all the time. ):

I wish I could own a houseboat.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3121 on: July 22, 2013, 03:50:13 PM »
Granted!

You just so happen to live in the Sahara.

I wish I could go back in time and give 13 year old me some advice.

Offline Saytia

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3122 on: July 22, 2013, 04:11:57 PM »
Granted, but 13 year-old you blows you off and does whatever anyway.

I wish I didn't live with people who don't pick up after themselves.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3123 on: July 22, 2013, 04:14:37 PM »
Granted, now you live on the street

I wish i was in a long term/happy/healthy relationship with a woman

Offline Sofina

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3124 on: July 22, 2013, 06:29:47 PM »
Granted, just treat me nicely.

I wish people would accept me for who I am.