The Best of Blydad

[ZephyrInk]

Agreed. So cute! =)

[Kye]

Blydad never fails to give me hope for humanity. <3

[Oreo]

♥ Blydad

[CrownedSun]

Heeeeeeh.

[Beguile's Mistress]

Adopt me, please.

[yugi006]

That's awesome.

[Nowherewoman]

*gigglefits*

[CaptainErotica]

Blydad is such a funny and amazing person. Thank you for sharing these with all of us.

[Remiel]

Bly, if you ever compiled all of these anecdotes and published them in a book called "The Wisdom of Blydad", it would be a best-seller.

I'm serious.

[Mister Morgue]

I agree with Remiel, it would be amazing! Like... ah.... there was another that I thought was pretty great, I think it was called "Shit My Dad Says" or something like that?

[Bruja]

Adopt me, please.

+1
<3 Blydad

[Marumor]

I hope Blydad drinks his coffee from a "World's Best Dad" mug.

[Mirrah]

Blydad brightens up my day. <3

[Blythe]

Blydad is trying to quit smoking and has cut back quite a lot. Still, he was buying some cigarettes today and this was the resulting conversation he had with the girl at the checkout.

Blydad: Hey, getting my usual!
Her: Uh.
Her: Okay, so they changed the name. I think. Or maybe we replaced them.
Blydad: Well, I'll get the new ones. What are they called.
Her: This.
Blydad: This what?
Her: No, they're called This. T-h-i-s. Like...that's the name.
Blydad: That?
Her: This.
Blydad: I sense Abbott and Costello styled "Who's on first" jokes in my immediate future.

[Mister Morgue]

Oh, I can totally see that going the way of A&C. Amazing

[Oniya]

Maybe it's just me, but 'This cigarettes' bothers me on so many levels.

[Blythe]

Maybe it's just me, but 'This cigarettes' bothers me on so many levels.

It bothers Blydad, too. He's been complaining that the name wasn't changed to 'These' or 'Those.' <_<

Oh, I can totally see that going the way of A&C. Amazing

He's going to have so many different wordplay jokes to do; I don't know if he's ever had such easy comedy gold handed to him so directly. >_>

[Mister Morgue]

It bothers Blydad, too. He's been complaining that the name wasn't changed to 'These' or 'Those.' <_<

He's going to have so many different wordplay jokes to do; I don't know if he's ever had such easy comedy gold handed to him so directly. >_>

I fully expect he'll make full use of said gold!

[clonkertink]

Okay. Yeah. I need some blydad in my life. I look forward to future updates.

[Mister Morgue]

Okay. Yeah. I need some blydad in my life. I look forward to future updates.

Blydad is honestly the best, I love reading all these little snippets of conversation

[Blythe]

From earlier today

Blydad: A lizard ran into the house but I don't know where he went.
Blydad: He vanished.
Blydad: ...maybe it wasn't a lizard.
Blydad: ...but a wizard.


Left to his own devices, this happened:


Blydad: <eventually finds lizard and picks it up>
Blydad: Wingardium Leviosa
Blydad: <sets lizard on our porch>
Lizard: <runs back inside>
Blydad: EXPELLIARMUS. EXPECTO PATRONUM. GET-THE-HELL-OUT-OF-MY--HOUSEIUM. SERIOUSLY.

[ZephyrInk]

OMG... I'm dying here.. that is just... precious!!!

Is now going to use "get-the-hell-out-of-my-housieum" when I see a lizard too! Sounds much cooler ;')

[Kye]

*is ded*

<3

[clonkertink]

The age old principle of wizardry still holds: Summoning is easy. Banishing is hard.

[Mirrah]

Blydad is <3.