The Best of Blydad

[Trilby]

*starts cataloging her most interesting stories in case she ever meets Blydad*

[Remiel]

Blydad: climbing to the top of the social hierarchy, one long-winded, rambling story at a time.

[Blythe]

Blydad: I have exactly $30 until payday
Blydad: This is more money than I have ever had remaining this close to payday; normally I have nothing. Wow!
Blydad: *whispering* I'm rich
Blydad: I should turn this into ones when I go shopping and throw it in the air so I can celebrate.
Me: But do you really want to have to bend down to pick all your ones back up?
Blydad: Well no, because then I will have to spend the money to buy something to help with back pain.
Blydad: WAIT IF YOU PICK IT UP FOR ME I WILL LOOK LIKE I'M JUST TOO PLAIN COOL TO DO IT MYSELF. I CAN WEAR SUNGLASSES AND LOOK VERY COOL AND YOU CAN LOOK LIKE A BODYGUARD.
Me: ...dad
Blydad: LET AN OLD MAN LIVE HIS DREAM



...tentative plans have been set to change his $30 into ones later today because I want to see if he'll go through with it. <_<

[Nowherewoman]

There is only one Blydad and Bly is his prophet!

[Hrairoo]

I died at *whispering* I'm rich. <3

[Oniya]

Blydad: *whispering* I'm rich

[clonkertink]

Blydad: WAIT IF YOU PICK IT UP FOR ME I WILL LOOK LIKE I'M JUST TOO PLAIN COOL TO DO IT MYSELF. I CAN WEAR SUNGLASSES AND LOOK VERY COOL AND YOU CAN LOOK LIKE A BODYGUARD.

Not to mention, only rich people can afford to have servants whose sole job is to scoop up the money they throw around.

[Mister Morgue]

Blydad: LET AN OLD MAN LIVE HIS DREAM

LIVE YOUR DREAM, BLYDAD

sorry, Bly :3

[ZephyrInk]

Omg... cuteness overload.. <3

THIS..  ^^^

[Fury Aphrodisia]

I need a Blydad right now.

Oh exalted Blydad. Would thou share thy wisdom with the wee mortal beastie?

[yugi006]

Let us know what happens.

[Beguile's Mistress]

When the tossing commences make sure there are no small children in the vicinity.  Those little buggers a quick!

[Blythe]

Blydad: ...
Me: ...
Blydad: So they say at a certain age you get a 'second childhood.'
Blydad: ...
Me: ...where are you going with this train of thought?
Blydad: Let the train meander into the station, son. I can't be rushed. My brain doesn't work that way anymore. I have to think my thoughts in order without being interrupted or I confuse myself.
Me: 'kay.
Blydad: So like people my age start needing more physical assistance, memory troubles, etcetera.
Blydad: And now we're being told to stay home.
Me: You SHOULD stay home. Pandemics are no joke.
Blydad: LET ME FINISH.
Blydad: I have entered my second teenagerhood. I have been grounded. That funny video you showed me really hit home that I'm just reliving all the moments of my youth again....in really weird ways.
Blydad: ...
Me: Finish your thought.
Blydad: Now I need gas prices to drop to what they were when I was young.
Blydad: 85 cents a gallon. Yessss.
Me: Mister, you ain't driving nowhere because you're grounded.
Blydad: YOU AREN'T MY REAL DAD.
Blydad: ...I do not like this role reversal.

[Twisted Crow]

Gold! 

[Beguile's Mistress]

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[Nowherewoman]

 

[gaggedLouise]

Bwahaha!

[marauder13]

Bly, you are one fortunate fellow to have a father like him.

Also, did he carry through with the threat of tossing the load of $1 notes?

[Mirrah]

Blydad. ♡

Also, did he carry through with the threat of tossing the load of $1 notes?

I am also wondering that.

[ZephyrInk]

So cute

<3 <3

[Oreo]

I love this thread so much!

[yugi006]

This cheers me up.

[clonkertink]

I would absolutely watch a Bly and Blydad Freaky Friday movie.

[Nowherewoman]

I can just see Rowan Atkinson as Blydad...

[Styx26]

  Gosh, this is hilarious!