The Best of Blydad

[MzNurse]

I've joined the BlyDad Fan Club....

[Nowherewoman]

...I've joined the "Whoa NURSE!" fan club   That avi...

[MzNurse]

I have to find the message where someone sent me a bunch of avi pics. I took like a two year break from E for personal reasons, but I'm back now and it is time to update.

[Beguile's Mistress]

Three cheers for Blydad for luring Mz Nurse back to us!  So happy to see you here! 

[MzNurse]

Actually, Braioch tempted me back with promise of reviving an old rp. Then I found BlyDad and now I'm hooked!

[Nowherewoman]

Come for the Rp

Stay for the tender and amusing family drama!

[Blythe]

Blydad: I need to go back to the Dollar Store.
Me: Why?
Blydad: They didn't have any carts. So I got a little handheld basket. But it was too small. It couldn't hold everything I needed. So I felt a lot of pressure to only get what fits in the little basket. I was too embarrassed to just ask if there were any other carts big enough for me. And too embarassed to get two little baskets.
Me: ...you could have asked me to hold stuff for you?
Blydad: No, son, you just got off of work. You're tired.
Me: ...I'm literally fine though.
Blydad: I can't ask you to carry things for me. That would be me saying I can't carry it, you understand.
Blydad: So now I have to go back to the Dollar Store.
Me: ...
Blydad: This is where, to help me salvage my pride, you admit that you forgot something too so I have an actual reason beyond the stupidest fucking insecurity to go back to the Dollar Store.
Me: ...uhm.
Blydad: Son, this is important. I normally would never ask you to do this, but please lie to me so I feel less embarassed.
Me: I didn't get a candy bar. That's not a lie, and I do want the candy.
Blydad: YES EXCELLENT. DISREGARD EVERYTHING I SAID BEFORE. YOU FORGOT YOUR CANDY SO THAT IS THE TRUE REASON I AM GOING. YES. WONDERFUL.



Dad gets weird about things sometimes.

Today is one of those times. <_<:

[Nowherewoman]

And you're a good son.

Was the candy good?

[Blythe]

He's still at the store, so I've no idea yet. ^^

[Nowherewoman]

LOL

Hope he doesn't forget it!   

[Nimmy]

Blydad is a national treasure.

[clonkertink]

I can relate to Blydad waaaay too much in that one.

[Oreo]

That was beautiful Bly! I am in sentimental tears. I fully understand Blydad's feelings. It's hard losing bits of what you used to be.

O.o I hope you let him carry the candy bar.

[Nowherewoman]

And gave him a bite...

[Nowherewoman]

OK, so this isn't genuine BlyDad- it's a dime store knockoff

But it COULD be!


Me: “The dogs thought they wanted my cup of xylitol. I was like, ‘No, this will literally kill you.’”

Dad: “Why were you eating xylitol?”

Me: “I use it for my tea.”

Dad: “Oookay… but why?”

Me: “My teeth don’t hate it. You know how with sugar, you can feel your teeth get angry? Xylitol doesn’t cause that.”

Dad: “Oh, okay.”

Me: “If you want to try it—”

Dad: “No, I read something about it being toxic to dogs, and I was like, well, if it’ll kill my dog, why do I want to eat it?”

Me: “Chocolate will also kill your dog. Should I stop buying you chocolate, then? Is that what you’re saying?”

Dad: “Wait, what? How dare you use my logic against me?!”

[Blythe]

OK, so this isn't genuine BlyDad- it's a dime store knockoff

But it COULD be!


Me: “The dogs thought they wanted my cup of xylitol. I was like, ‘No, this will literally kill you.’”

Dad: “Why were you eating xylitol?”

Me: “I use it for my tea.”

Dad: “Oookay… but why?”

Me: “My teeth don’t hate it. You know how with sugar, you can feel your teeth get angry? Xylitol doesn’t cause that.”

Dad: “Oh, okay.”

Me: “If you want to try it—”

Dad: “No, I read something about it being toxic to dogs, and I was like, well, if it’ll kill my dog, why do I want to eat it?”

Me: “Chocolate will also kill your dog. Should I stop buying you chocolate, then? Is that what you’re saying?”

Dad: “Wait, what? How dare you use my logic against me?!”

I LOVE THIS

...I suspect Blydad would 100% vibe with that last line, too, haha. <3

[Blythe]

Blydad and I have to repair our toilet and the floor under it today. (I've been doing anything involving heavy lifting; he's not supposed to lift stuff)

Context: He had to go out to the lumberyard to get wood for the flooring. He's turning 70 this year and isn't in the best health physically right now, and the speed at which he's trying to rush the repair had me worried.

Until the end of this conversation wherein I'm now laughing my ass off. >_>



Blydad: I GOT THE WOOD BUT ITS SIXTY BUCKS AND I GOTTA RUN TO PAY NOW. HE LET ME HAVE IT ALREADY ANYWAYS ISN'T THAT AMAZING.

Me: dad slow down you're nearly 70, please don't hurt yourself

Blydad: bullshit I'm fine

Blydad: I can still rush even though I'm old

<Blydad stops dead in his tracks>

Me: you hurt your back didn't you

Blydad: *actively wincing as he has obviously hurt his back from running*
Blydad: No and I resent that you thought that

Me: it's ok to be old

Blydad: I will have you know I fucking intend to outlive you and will still be able to kick your ass when I'm 90 now stop encouraging me to slow down repairing the bathroom. If you were old you'd understand how often I need to use the restroom and WHY THIS IS SO URGENT FOR ME TO FIX THE TOILET AND THE FLOOR UNDER IT

[Nowherewoman]

D'awwwww

[Fox Lokison]

Blydad is great, brings a smile to my day

[Oreo]

LMAO I understand the pain and urgency of Blydad.

[Blythe]

Blydad: -at 5am this morning- tacos tacos tacos tacos
Me: Pops, I promise I'm taking you to your favorite Mexican place for the belated Father's day lunch--I promised so it'll happen!
Blydad: I know
Blydad: tacos tacos tacos is it taco time yet tacos tacos
Me: THEY DON'T EVEN OPEN UNTIL 11
Blydad: I know
Blydad: -five minutes later- taaaacoooos is it TACO TIME yet???
Me: DAD
Blydad: This is vengeance for every time as a child you harassed me about chicken nuggets from McDonalds.
Blydad: Suffer.
Blydad: ...
Blydad:: tacos tacos tacos

[Nowherewoman]

LMAO

It's sooooo true!

[Bruja]

Blydad: -at 5am this morning- tacos tacos tacos tacos
Me: Pops, I promise I'm taking you to your favorite Mexican place for the belated Father's day lunch--I promised so it'll happen!
Blydad: I know
Blydad: tacos tacos tacos is it taco time yet tacos tacos
Me: THEY DON'T EVEN OPEN UNTIL 11
Blydad: I know
Blydad: -five minutes later- taaaacoooos is it TACO TIME yet???
Me: DAD
Blydad: This is vengeance for every time as a child you harassed me about chicken nuggets from McDonalds.
Blydad: Suffer.
Blydad: ...
Blydad:: tacos tacos tacos

I just love your Dad

[FoxWriter]

well... now i REALLY want tacos.

[Oreo]

Adores Bly and Blydad