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Offline Arianna

Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #250 on: October 13, 2018, 09:00:46 PM »
What a pity that the phone drone was so beaten down they couldn't appreciate a little fun in their otherwise pointless routine...



Also, what Red said ;D

+1

...might as well have been a robot.

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #251 on: October 13, 2018, 09:38:30 PM »
So their loss for not appreciating the awesome-ness that is Blydad.

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #252 on: October 13, 2018, 11:40:45 PM »
That is hilarious <3

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #253 on: October 14, 2018, 12:17:27 AM »
Blydad is my hero... XD
Blydad's the hero this world city deserves!

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #254 on: October 14, 2018, 03:56:44 AM »
How rude, hanging up like that. I also would be offended.

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #255 on: October 14, 2018, 07:38:38 AM »
If I want donuts I go buy them before church because the kind I like are gone when I go later.  That makes me grumpy, too, and it's such a waste to go to church and pray for a good mood then go to the bakery and blast that good mood to hell. 

I do love Blydad.  He's the best.

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Offline BlyTopic starter

Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #256 on: October 14, 2018, 11:17:48 AM »
That makes me grumpy, too, and it's such a waste to go to church and pray for a good mood then go to the bakery and blast that good mood to hell. 

This is pretty much him in a nutshell.  :-)

He is also currently at church so I hope he gets to go to the bakery afterwards today and actually finds his donuts.  ;D

Offline Lexandria

Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #257 on: October 15, 2018, 06:44:04 AM »
Has Blydad thought about placing a standing order at the bakery? Most old-school bakeries do that, in my experience. First bakery I worked for there was a standing order for two old fashioned buttermilk crullers, glazed, for a customer every Friday. Just because that was their favorite doughnut and they wanted to make sure they didn't miss it on Fridays.

Also, just for like, placing an order, if it's an oldschool bakery (ie: they don't buy their doughnuts frozen and then just fry them real fast in the mornings), you could probably call in an order about 4 hours before they open and the baker is probably there working on the doughnuts already. I've never worked at a bakery that'll refuse to hold an order for a person for a few hours so they can come in and get just the thing they wanted.

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #258 on: October 26, 2018, 06:54:57 PM »
I have spent a lot of today watching the new Netflix Sabrina show with Blydad.

if you haven't watched the show yet, don't read, contains a small Ep. 1 spoiler
During episode 1, one of Sabrina's aunts introduces Faustus Blackwood, a 'high priest' and "Satan's representative on earth."

Blydad: ...
Blydad: wait
Blydad: are you telling me witches have a pope
Blydad: WITCH POPE
Blydad: why doesn't he have to wear a silly hat like the regular pope
Blydad: these are the rules, I don't make 'em up--all important positions require ridiculous hats, good or evil
Me: I think he's got a cane, though, which is classic evil
Blydad: true
Blydad: but wait
Blydad: wasn't Sabrina's dad a 'high priest'
Blydad: ....WAS HER DAD THE FORMER WITCH POPE
Blydad: IS THAT WHY HE DIDN'T GET EXCOMMUNICATED FOR BEING WITH A NORMAL NON-WITCH CHICK
Blydad: BECAUSE HE WAS THE FREAKIN' WITCH POPE AND ONLY THE WTICH POPE CAN EXCOMMUNICATE A WITCH?
Me: calm down there, dad
Blydad: BUT I HAVE QUESTIONS THAT NEED ANSWERS

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #259 on: October 26, 2018, 06:57:51 PM »
With you Blydad, I too have many a question.

That's awesome <3

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #260 on: October 26, 2018, 07:07:45 PM »
They do that to make you watch more episodes.  *nods*

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #261 on: October 26, 2018, 07:08:22 PM »
Fucking adorable....

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #262 on: October 26, 2018, 07:13:38 PM »
>_>

Witch Pope.  Official canon in every series that has witches.

<_<

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #263 on: October 26, 2018, 07:24:34 PM »
Makes me want to go

NANANANA NANANANA WITCH POPE!

Blydad has a gift for naming things accurately XD

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #264 on: October 26, 2018, 07:28:18 PM »
Witch Pope srsly needs hizzer own game. Or maybe a graphic novel...

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #265 on: October 26, 2018, 09:10:16 PM »
Witch Pope. XD <3

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #266 on: October 27, 2018, 11:49:49 AM »
Now I'm kinda curious.
How does one become Witch pope?
Does one have to do so many unspoken and horrible things to be chosen?
Also who chooses the Witch pope?
Is there something like a group of Cardinal witches or High witches that go like: "You are the most despicable witch of our generation! Congratulations you are now the witch pope?"

See so many questions :O

Offline BlyTopic starter

Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #267 on: November 20, 2018, 08:50:37 PM »
Upon talking to Blydad about his birthday tomorrow >_>

Me: what kind of cake do you want for your--
Blydad: CHOCOLATE
Me: and for frost--
Blydad: CHOCOLATE
Me: I was looking at ice cream and
Blydad: CHOCOLATE
Me: We already got ingredients for regular pizza, so I hope you know you aren't getting chocolate dessert pizza
Blydad: ...there was a pizza joint once that made it you know, we used to eat there
Me: I can't tell if you're joking or if you actually want chocolate dessert pizza.
Blydad: ...I can't tell if I'm joking either. Just make me a lot of everything tomorrow under the assumption I am very hungry.

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #268 on: November 20, 2018, 09:45:08 PM »
this is the best thing ever.

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #269 on: November 21, 2018, 10:59:02 AM »
Awwwwww  :D

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #270 on: November 21, 2018, 11:22:26 AM »
Upon talking to Blydad about his birthday tomorrow >_>

Me: what kind of cake do you want for your--
Blydad: CHOCOLATE
Me: and for frost--
Blydad: CHOCOLATE
Me: I was looking at ice cream and
Blydad: CHOCOLATE
Me: We already got ingredients for regular pizza, so I hope you know you aren't getting chocolate dessert pizza
Blydad: ...there was a pizza joint once that made it you know, we used to eat there
Me: I can't tell if you're joking or if you actually want chocolate dessert pizza.
Blydad: ...I can't tell if I'm joking either. Just make me a lot of everything tomorrow under the assumption I am very hungry.

I can identify with Blydad. Chocolate for everything.
Besides there is such a thing as chocolate dessert pizza  ;D

Offline Mirrah

Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #271 on: November 30, 2018, 08:50:52 AM »
Aw! Belated happy birthday, Blydad! I hope it was fantastic and that you liked all of the food you had! :-)

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #272 on: December 27, 2018, 09:55:25 PM »
Blydad: Look. Look at the yards today. Some of them still have green in them.
Blydad: This winter is too mild.
Blydad: Where's my snow? I want snow angels. I want to build a snowman.
Me: <singing> Do you want to build a snowman, come on let's go and play...
Blydad: STOP QUOTING FROZEN.
Me: You liked Frozen.
Blydad: ....I do like Frozen.
Blydad: But I know you haven't seen it and are just doing a meme.
Blydad: Why can't you be Elsa and bring me snow?
Me: ...I am a guy in case you haven't noticed.
Blydad: rule 63, son, rule 63--there can be guy Elsas
Me: For a man who says he doesn't know a lot about the internet sometimes you surprise me with your knowledge.

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #273 on: December 27, 2018, 09:56:24 PM »
*snicker*


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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #274 on: December 27, 2018, 11:01:59 PM »
Blydad: Look. Look at the yards today. Some of them still have green in them.
Blydad: This winter is too mild.
Blydad: Where's my snow? I want snow angels. I want to build a snowman.
Me: <singing> Do you want to build a snowman, come on let's go and play...
Blydad: STOP QUOTING FROZEN.
Me: You liked Frozen.
Blydad: ....I do like Frozen.
Blydad: But I know you haven't seen it and are just doing a meme.
Blydad: Why can't you be Elsa and bring me snow?
Me: ...I am a guy in case you haven't noticed.
Blydad: rule 63, son, rule 63--there can be guy Elsas
Me: For a man who says he doesn't know a lot about the internet sometimes you surprise me with your knowledge.

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