The Best of Blydad

[Arianna]

What a pity that the phone drone was so beaten down they couldn't appreciate a little fun in their otherwise pointless routine...



Also, what Red said

+1

...might as well have been a robot.

[Wistful Dream]

So their loss for not appreciating the awesome-ness that is Blydad.

[Oreo]

That is hilarious <3

[King Serperior]

Blydad is my hero...

Blydad's the hero this world city deserves!

[Shekinah]

How rude, hanging up like that. I also would be offended.

[Beguile's Mistress]

If I want donuts I go buy them before church because the kind I like are gone when I go later.  That makes me grumpy, too, and it's such a waste to go to church and pray for a good mood then go to the bakery and blast that good mood to hell. 

I do love Blydad.  He's the best.

As for political robocalls?  I just tell them I'm voting for all the _________s on the ballot because everyone on the other side hates the elderly, women, children and babies and promotes racism, misogyny, and pedophilia.  They usually hang up on me by the end.

[Blythe]

That makes me grumpy, too, and it's such a waste to go to church and pray for a good mood then go to the bakery and blast that good mood to hell. 

This is pretty much him in a nutshell. 

He is also currently at church so I hope he gets to go to the bakery afterwards today and actually finds his donuts. 

[Lexandria]

Has Blydad thought about placing a standing order at the bakery? Most old-school bakeries do that, in my experience. First bakery I worked for there was a standing order for two old fashioned buttermilk crullers, glazed, for a customer every Friday. Just because that was their favorite doughnut and they wanted to make sure they didn't miss it on Fridays.

Also, just for like, placing an order, if it's an oldschool bakery (ie: they don't buy their doughnuts frozen and then just fry them real fast in the mornings), you could probably call in an order about 4 hours before they open and the baker is probably there working on the doughnuts already. I've never worked at a bakery that'll refuse to hold an order for a person for a few hours so they can come in and get just the thing they wanted.

[Blythe]

I have spent a lot of today watching the new Netflix Sabrina show with Blydad.

if you haven't watched the show yet, don't read, contains a small Ep. 1 spoiler

During episode 1, one of Sabrina's aunts introduces Faustus Blackwood, a 'high priest' and "Satan's representative on earth."

Blydad: ...
Blydad: wait
Blydad: are you telling me witches have a pope
Blydad: WITCH POPE
Blydad: why doesn't he have to wear a silly hat like the regular pope
Blydad: these are the rules, I don't make 'em up--all important positions require ridiculous hats, good or evil
Me: I think he's got a cane, though, which is classic evil
Blydad: true
Blydad: but wait
Blydad: wasn't Sabrina's dad a 'high priest'
Blydad: ....WAS HER DAD THE FORMER WITCH POPE
Blydad: IS THAT WHY HE DIDN'T GET EXCOMMUNICATED FOR BEING WITH A NORMAL NON-WITCH CHICK
Blydad: BECAUSE HE WAS THE FREAKIN' WITCH POPE AND ONLY THE WTICH POPE CAN EXCOMMUNICATE A WITCH?
Me: calm down there, dad
Blydad: BUT I HAVE QUESTIONS THAT NEED ANSWERS

[RampantDesires]

With you Blydad, I too have many a question.

That's awesome <3

[Beguile's Mistress]

They do that to make you watch more episodes.  *nods*

[Beautiful Poison]

Fucking adorable....

[King Serperior]

>_>

Witch Pope.  Official canon in every series that has witches.

<_<

[Wenterburn]

Makes me want to go

NANANANA NANANANA WITCH POPE!

Blydad has a gift for naming things accurately

[Nowherewoman]

Witch Pope srsly needs hizzer own game. Or maybe a graphic novel...

[Mirrah]

Witch Pope. <3

[Shekinah]

Now I'm kinda curious.
How does one become Witch pope?
Does one have to do so many unspoken and horrible things to be chosen?
Also who chooses the Witch pope?
Is there something like a group of Cardinal witches or High witches that go like: "You are the most despicable witch of our generation! Congratulations you are now the witch pope?"

See so many questions :O

[Blythe]

Upon talking to Blydad about his birthday tomorrow >_>

Me: what kind of cake do you want for your--
Blydad: CHOCOLATE
Me: and for frost--
Blydad: CHOCOLATE
Me: I was looking at ice cream and
Blydad: CHOCOLATE
Me: We already got ingredients for regular pizza, so I hope you know you aren't getting chocolate dessert pizza
Blydad: ...there was a pizza joint once that made it you know, we used to eat there
Me: I can't tell if you're joking or if you actually want chocolate dessert pizza.
Blydad: ...I can't tell if I'm joking either. Just make me a lot of everything tomorrow under the assumption I am very hungry.

[Mister Morgue]

this is the best thing ever.

[Nowherewoman]

Awwwwww 

[Shekinah]

Upon talking to Blydad about his birthday tomorrow >_>

Me: what kind of cake do you want for your--
Blydad: CHOCOLATE
Me: and for frost--
Blydad: CHOCOLATE
Me: I was looking at ice cream and
Blydad: CHOCOLATE
Me: We already got ingredients for regular pizza, so I hope you know you aren't getting chocolate dessert pizza
Blydad: ...there was a pizza joint once that made it you know, we used to eat there
Me: I can't tell if you're joking or if you actually want chocolate dessert pizza.
Blydad: ...I can't tell if I'm joking either. Just make me a lot of everything tomorrow under the assumption I am very hungry.

I can identify with Blydad. Chocolate for everything.
Besides there is such a thing as chocolate dessert pizza 

[Mirrah]

Aw! Belated happy birthday, Blydad! I hope it was fantastic and that you liked all of the food you had!

[Blythe]

Blydad: Look. Look at the yards today. Some of them still have green in them.
Blydad: This winter is too mild.
Blydad: Where's my snow? I want snow angels. I want to build a snowman.
Me: <singing> Do you want to build a snowman, come on let's go and play...
Blydad: STOP QUOTING FROZEN.
Me: You liked Frozen.
Blydad: ....I do like Frozen.
Blydad: But I know you haven't seen it and are just doing a meme.
Blydad: Why can't you be Elsa and bring me snow?
Me: ...I am a guy in case you haven't noticed.
Blydad: rule 63, son, rule 63--there can be guy Elsas
Me: For a man who says he doesn't know a lot about the internet sometimes you surprise me with your knowledge.

[Nowherewoman]

*snicker*

[Oniya]

Blydad: Look. Look at the yards today. Some of them still have green in them.
Blydad: This winter is too mild.
Blydad: Where's my snow? I want snow angels. I want to build a snowman.
Me: <singing> Do you want to build a snowman, come on let's go and play...
Blydad: STOP QUOTING FROZEN.
Me: You liked Frozen.
Blydad: ....I do like Frozen.
Blydad: But I know you haven't seen it and are just doing a meme.
Blydad: Why can't you be Elsa and bring me snow?
Me: ...I am a guy in case you haven't noticed.
Blydad: rule 63, son, rule 63--there can be guy Elsas
Me: For a man who says he doesn't know a lot about the internet sometimes you surprise me with your knowledge.

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