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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #250 on: October 13, 2018, 04:21:10 PM »
Love Blydad. He just wanted to talk about his donuts!

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #251 on: October 13, 2018, 04:22:11 PM »
He just wanted to talk about his donuts!

I legit think he participated in the survey solely because he was grumpy the bakery was out of his donuts and wanted to be chatty. >_>

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #252 on: October 13, 2018, 04:23:51 PM »
It's a dilemma I tell you! The bakery being out of your donuts is like the worst of the worst kind of days! Missing out on that deep fried sweet dough...

Damn it... I'm hungry now.

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #253 on: October 13, 2018, 05:10:49 PM »
That was hilarious. I wanna do that during surveys.

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #254 on: October 13, 2018, 07:20:37 PM »
Blydad is my hero... XD

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #255 on: October 13, 2018, 09:00:46 PM »
What a pity that the phone drone was so beaten down they couldn't appreciate a little fun in their otherwise pointless routine...



Also, what Red said ;D

+1

...might as well have been a robot.

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #256 on: October 13, 2018, 09:38:30 PM »
So their loss for not appreciating the awesome-ness that is Blydad.

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #257 on: October 13, 2018, 11:40:45 PM »
That is hilarious <3

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #258 on: October 14, 2018, 12:17:27 AM »
Blydad is my hero... XD
Blydad's the hero this world city deserves!

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #259 on: October 14, 2018, 03:56:44 AM »
How rude, hanging up like that. I also would be offended.

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #260 on: October 14, 2018, 07:38:38 AM »
If I want donuts I go buy them before church because the kind I like are gone when I go later.  That makes me grumpy, too, and it's such a waste to go to church and pray for a good mood then go to the bakery and blast that good mood to hell. 

I do love Blydad.  He's the best.

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #261 on: October 14, 2018, 11:17:48 AM »
That makes me grumpy, too, and it's such a waste to go to church and pray for a good mood then go to the bakery and blast that good mood to hell. 

This is pretty much him in a nutshell.  :-)

He is also currently at church so I hope he gets to go to the bakery afterwards today and actually finds his donuts.  ;D

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #262 on: October 15, 2018, 06:44:04 AM »
Has Blydad thought about placing a standing order at the bakery? Most old-school bakeries do that, in my experience. First bakery I worked for there was a standing order for two old fashioned buttermilk crullers, glazed, for a customer every Friday. Just because that was their favorite doughnut and they wanted to make sure they didn't miss it on Fridays.

Also, just for like, placing an order, if it's an oldschool bakery (ie: they don't buy their doughnuts frozen and then just fry them real fast in the mornings), you could probably call in an order about 4 hours before they open and the baker is probably there working on the doughnuts already. I've never worked at a bakery that'll refuse to hold an order for a person for a few hours so they can come in and get just the thing they wanted.

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #263 on: October 26, 2018, 06:54:57 PM »
I have spent a lot of today watching the new Netflix Sabrina show with Blydad.

if you haven't watched the show yet, don't read, contains a small Ep. 1 spoiler
During episode 1, one of Sabrina's aunts introduces Faustus Blackwood, a 'high priest' and "Satan's representative on earth."

Blydad: ...
Blydad: wait
Blydad: are you telling me witches have a pope
Blydad: WITCH POPE
Blydad: why doesn't he have to wear a silly hat like the regular pope
Blydad: these are the rules, I don't make 'em up--all important positions require ridiculous hats, good or evil
Me: I think he's got a cane, though, which is classic evil
Blydad: true
Blydad: but wait
Blydad: wasn't Sabrina's dad a 'high priest'
Blydad: ....WAS HER DAD THE FORMER WITCH POPE
Blydad: IS THAT WHY HE DIDN'T GET EXCOMMUNICATED FOR BEING WITH A NORMAL NON-WITCH CHICK
Blydad: BECAUSE HE WAS THE FREAKIN' WITCH POPE AND ONLY THE WTICH POPE CAN EXCOMMUNICATE A WITCH?
Me: calm down there, dad
Blydad: BUT I HAVE QUESTIONS THAT NEED ANSWERS

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #264 on: October 26, 2018, 06:57:51 PM »
With you Blydad, I too have many a question.

That's awesome <3

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #265 on: October 26, 2018, 07:07:45 PM »
They do that to make you watch more episodes.  *nods*

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #266 on: October 26, 2018, 07:08:22 PM »
Fucking adorable....

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #267 on: October 26, 2018, 07:13:38 PM »
>_>

Witch Pope.  Official canon in every series that has witches.

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #268 on: October 26, 2018, 07:24:34 PM »
Makes me want to go

NANANANA NANANANA WITCH POPE!

Blydad has a gift for naming things accurately XD

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #269 on: October 26, 2018, 07:28:18 PM »
Witch Pope srsly needs hizzer own game. Or maybe a graphic novel...

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #270 on: October 26, 2018, 09:10:16 PM »
Witch Pope. XD <3

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #271 on: October 27, 2018, 11:49:49 AM »
Now I'm kinda curious.
How does one become Witch pope?
Does one have to do so many unspoken and horrible things to be chosen?
Also who chooses the Witch pope?
Is there something like a group of Cardinal witches or High witches that go like: "You are the most despicable witch of our generation! Congratulations you are now the witch pope?"

See so many questions :O