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Offline annarose

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3650 on: January 26, 2014, 07:53:50 AM »
Granted. But your puppy is a vicious chihuahua.

I wish I had a chihuahua.

Offline Eclectic

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3651 on: January 27, 2014, 01:41:11 PM »
Granted, but it was stolen from a Taco Bell commercial shoot, prepare to be arrested.

I wish I never had to sleep.

Offline Rassehlum

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3652 on: January 28, 2014, 09:09:26 PM »
Granted, but you're now a robot without the ability to dream, no matter how bad you wish you could.

I wish I had a copy of Amazing Fantasy #15, the first comic Spider-man was in.

Offline ChicagoOkie

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3653 on: January 28, 2014, 09:12:05 PM »
Granted, but it fell into a shredder and is now confetti.

I wish I had a pizza.

Offline Sephora

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3654 on: January 28, 2014, 10:11:14 PM »
Granted, but it's poisonous. 

I wish the next wish will be uncorrupted.

Offline Eclectic

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3655 on: January 28, 2014, 10:19:24 PM »
Granted, but the next wish is inherently horrible.

I wish everyone on earth with an IQ over 80 would become sterile.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3656 on: January 29, 2014, 02:30:09 PM »
Granted, but shortly afterward a super-race was genetically engineered to be fully fertile and highly intelligent and creative, with an average IQ of 120.

I wish for the next wish to be corrupted. :)

Offline Torterrable

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3657 on: January 29, 2014, 02:34:13 PM »
Granted, but in being corrupted, it becomes a paradox.

I wish the wish posted above was true.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3658 on: January 29, 2014, 02:51:49 PM »
Granted; it is no longer a paradox, but you've been afflicted with a curse that makes you sneeze uncontrollably if you think about it.

I wish for a magical ice cream that cannot run out, get dirty, be destroyed, or otherwise be affected by ill effects or dark magic or even good magic gone awry.

Offline Jazra

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3659 on: January 29, 2014, 02:57:21 PM »
Granted, the three flavors you can choose for your ice cream cone at any time are Purple Yam, Fish & Chips, and Avacodo (all actual ice cream flavors).

I wish I was totally healthy (suffering a cold right now).


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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3660 on: January 29, 2014, 03:00:20 PM »
Granted, but you soon find yourself lost in another country with no ID or money.

I wish for true love.

Offline BellaBella

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3661 on: January 29, 2014, 07:09:50 PM »
Granted, somebody drops a dog off on your front porch, and it's love at first sight.

I wish this was my last semester of grad school.

Offline ChicagoOkie

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3662 on: January 29, 2014, 07:28:44 PM »
Granted, on your way to campus you were hit by a rogue hot dog cart and die a slow and agonizing death.

I wish that I had a big glass of chocolate milk.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3663 on: January 29, 2014, 08:43:29 PM »
Granted, but when you try to drink the milk, you drink the glass instead. The milk shatters into a bunch of tiny, sharp pieces afterwards.

I wish for a gorgeous, long, flowy hairstyle.

Offline Rassehlum

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3664 on: January 31, 2014, 12:23:10 AM »
Granted, but it made of snakes and you're now a medusa.

I wish I had more time to draw and paint.

Offline ChicagoOkie

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3665 on: January 31, 2014, 03:01:18 PM »
Granted, you now live on the street.

I wish I had clean clothes. I hate doing laundry.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3666 on: February 01, 2014, 09:33:08 PM »
Granted.  None of theme fit.  And they're all women's clothes.  As a side effect, all of your dirty clothes have been destroyed.

I wish I could dance well.

Offline FroreQueen

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3667 on: February 03, 2014, 11:02:09 PM »
Granted. But it's the tango and you're compelled to dance it no matter the music that's playing around you.

I wish I could get some sleep.

Offline ChicagoOkie

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3668 on: February 04, 2014, 01:39:45 PM »
Granted, but now to wake up your one true love who is a handsome prince that was turned into a frog and has to climb a tower or you will loose your voice forever has to kiss you.


I wish I wasn't so hyper.

Offline FroreQueen

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3669 on: February 04, 2014, 04:06:36 PM »
I know sign language so it's all good. Also, granted. Now you barely have the energy to move.

I wish my coworker wasn't a moron at times.

Offline ChicagoOkie

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3670 on: February 04, 2014, 04:08:34 PM »
Granted, he is now a moron all the time.


I wish I had a pet like the creature in Frore's Avatar.

Offline FroreQueen

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3671 on: February 04, 2014, 04:35:39 PM »
Granted. Except it's mine. And it's antisocial and has a small tendency to maul your face. Sorry about that.

I wish Chicagookie got a less violent pet.

Offline Vill

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3672 on: February 05, 2014, 11:20:18 PM »
Granted, except its your griffon with a muzzle and a lobotomy.

I wish I was a robot.

« Last Edit: February 05, 2014, 11:29:02 PM by Vill »

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3673 on: February 05, 2014, 11:30:35 PM »
Granted, now get back to cleaning the floor Roomba-boy.

I wish I had the power of creation, and a small planet to practice on.

Offline Vill

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3674 on: February 05, 2014, 11:33:11 PM »
Granted, except your small planet is incapable of sustaining life.

I wish I could make cool stuff out of ordinary, everyday objects like MacGyver.