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Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3700 on: February 06, 2014, 02:03:43 AM »
I sleep like a ninja!  Woo!

Hm.  Granted.  You are the least successful ninja, and taken out by a rival ninja clan.  :-(

I wish you were a better ninja.

Offline Vill

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3701 on: February 06, 2014, 02:22:46 AM »
Granted, but I am only good at ninjaing your posts.

I wish I had a jet pack.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3702 on: February 06, 2014, 02:28:14 AM »
A ninja with a jet pack?  That's pretty progressive.

Granted!  The jet pack is hard to steer, though, and doesn't land very well.  You run into things all the time - including the ground.

I wish for more chocolate.

Offline Vill

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3703 on: February 06, 2014, 02:54:41 AM »
Granted! But, you're allergic to chocolate.

I wish I was a space cowboy.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3704 on: February 06, 2014, 03:05:23 AM »
Granted.  Space ninja pirates hijack your ship, though.

I wish AT&T would just die.

Offline Vill

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3705 on: February 06, 2014, 03:23:53 AM »
Granted, but you have to give its eulogy: and it has to be good.

I wish I had batman's utility belt.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3706 on: February 06, 2014, 09:54:11 AM »
Granted, but you are not batman, therefore don't know where everything is, you hurt yourself numerous times just looking for a batarang.

I wish I had a nice car, for free.

Offline La Vida en su Muerte

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3707 on: February 06, 2014, 10:24:02 AM »
Granted, but it's a nice Matchbox car.

I wish I had long hair.

Offline Vill

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3708 on: February 06, 2014, 11:39:14 AM »
Granted, but It grows from your eyebrows.

I wish I never had to sleep.

Offline flassche

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3709 on: February 06, 2014, 07:19:53 PM »
Granted, yet now you start to crave it more and more, driving you insane.

I wish I could teleport around to safe on travel time.

Offline Vill

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3710 on: February 06, 2014, 07:24:59 PM »
Granted, but you arrive naked and in a way that is impossible not to draw attention.

I wish I had Sherlock's mastery of deduction.

Offline FroreQueen

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3711 on: February 07, 2014, 11:55:57 PM »
Granted, except everyone just thinks you're crazy and you end up in the loony bin.

I wish the weather was better.

Offline SpiralSpider

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3712 on: February 08, 2014, 12:52:01 AM »
Granted! But then the weather machine goes wonky and starts raining food down on everyone.

I wish I had more sex... >.>

Offline Vill

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3713 on: February 08, 2014, 06:30:20 AM »
Granted, but it's only with Judge Joe Brown.

I wish I could walk on water.

Offline Jazra

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3714 on: February 08, 2014, 09:04:37 AM »
Granted, but you lack time to enjoy your ability; legions of followers now insist on following you and with more tenacity than the most determined paparazzi, they keep demanding your help solving their chicken s*%t problems.

I wish I could get a good night's sleep more often than not.

Offline Adammair

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3715 on: March 28, 2014, 06:36:24 PM »
Granted! As soon as night falls and the sun sets, you immediately fall asleep, whatever you happen to be doing.

I wish to write a story of my greatest desires, and have it come true.

Offline CrimDragon

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3716 on: March 29, 2014, 05:34:57 PM »
Granted.
But some other person live it through.

I can read books only by touching them.

Offline Tristian Pontis

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3717 on: March 30, 2014, 02:49:25 PM »
Granted but you can only read books written in jibberish.

I wish my head would stop hurting.... >.<!

Offline Belle33

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3718 on: March 30, 2014, 05:22:05 PM »
Awwww - granted.  Your headache is gone, but your bottom hurts from being pinched.  Don't blame me - it's my mom's remedy.

I wish I could be in two places at once.

Offline Luvan95

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3719 on: March 30, 2014, 05:32:43 PM »
Granted, but you get the sense intake from both your bodies at the same time, and so can only use one of them a time.

I wish that I would never need to sleep.

Offline Dovel

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3720 on: March 30, 2014, 05:35:34 PM »
Granted, but you must work continuously at a job you dislike.

I wish the Winter would end.

Offline Belle33

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3721 on: March 30, 2014, 06:21:49 PM »
Granted, it's over.  But, only for a day then full on snow for you!

I wish I were 4 inches taller.

Offline Tristian Pontis

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3722 on: March 31, 2014, 12:17:54 AM »
Granted, but everything else in the world grows 6 inches making you two inches shorter than you already were

I wish I had better lighting.

Offline Macht

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3723 on: March 31, 2014, 02:56:44 AM »
Granted, but everything else in the world grows 6 inches making you two inches shorter than you already were

I wish I had better lighting.

Your lighting grows better, briefly, as the flying saucer centers its tractor beam on you.

I wish I was an approved member of the forum. (wink)

Offline CrystalFeathers

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3724 on: March 31, 2014, 12:22:58 PM »
Granted. But you were approved to be banned.
I wish I could manipulate gravity perception at will.