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Offline CaptainNexus616

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3750 on: May 02, 2014, 08:44:12 AM »
Granted but now the EPA is trying to sue you for leaving them with nothing else to do.

I wish I had my favorite chocolate bar that hasn't expired nor will it be stolen from me.

Offline PigPin

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3751 on: May 02, 2014, 08:49:10 AM »
Granted...in front of you is your favorite chocolate bar but try as you might each time you peel at the wrapper, it seems to be never ending.

I wish for the next person's wish to be so corrupted that the person after them has to clean up the mess.

Offline Adammair

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3752 on: May 02, 2014, 08:55:54 AM »
I wish for the next person's wish to be so corrupted that the person after them has to clean up the mess.

:o  And how is that supposed to work, exactly? *chuckles*

I wish for a never-ending orgasm. (let's see the next person clean up that mess!) ;D

Offline CaptainNexus616

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3753 on: May 04, 2014, 01:35:19 AM »
Granted but you didn't specify who so now your girlfriend can't stop and is wanting to kill you for wishing the pleasruing misery upon her.

I wish for PigPin's monocle and hat!

Offline Adammair

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3754 on: May 04, 2014, 02:09:34 AM »
Granted, but the dog fur comes with it.

I wish to be 21 again, with all the knowledge and wisdom I've gained over the years intact.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3755 on: May 04, 2014, 04:29:45 AM »
Granted but now that you are so wise everyone else seems so stupid that you become a hermit.

I wish I could stay in Norway forever

Offline PigPin

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3756 on: May 04, 2014, 08:23:41 AM »
Granted but due to the fact the genie decided to plug Norway into Google maps and found multiple listing; you find yourself forever staying in Norway, Michigan with no desire to travel anywhere else.

I wish for the ability to travel at the speed of light.

Offline CaptainNexus616

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3757 on: May 04, 2014, 10:50:37 AM »
Granted, but now you can only travel at the speed of light and nothing else even when you are crawling. Have fun finding yourself in Norway Michigan when  you roll in your sleep at home.

I wish for the Batmobile from the Dark Knight movies

Offline fantasygirl90

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3758 on: May 04, 2014, 07:49:56 PM »
Granted but it turns out to not have a motor

I wish to have a never ending glass of Tea

Offline ChicagoOkie

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3759 on: May 04, 2014, 07:52:18 PM »
Granted, but now everything you eat or drink becomes tea.


I wish I had sushi.

Offline fantasygirl90

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3760 on: May 04, 2014, 07:54:34 PM »
Granted, but the fish turns out to still be live and wiggles in your stomach.

I wish to be on a 4-wheeler in the woods.

Offline Adammair

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3761 on: May 04, 2014, 11:31:21 PM »
Granted. I didn't know you knew how to skateboard... :P

I wish for a job I enjoy, that I can do from home, and that makes me independently wealthy.

Offline fantasygirl90

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3762 on: May 04, 2014, 11:36:25 PM »
Skateboard? for about 4 feet lol

Granted, but you never see the light of day again...trapped in the basement of your home constantly working.

Offline Adammair

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3763 on: May 04, 2014, 11:41:38 PM »
I wish for you to be my assistant, trapped in my basement, too, fantasygirl90. Mwahahahaha! :P

Offline fantasygirl90

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3764 on: May 04, 2014, 11:44:49 PM »
Granted, but you have to put up with my incessant chatter 24/7.

I wish for a perfect day at the beach.

Offline Adammair

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3765 on: May 04, 2014, 11:48:57 PM »
Granted. It's a perfect day...for the sharks! Enjoy being torn to pieces by Jaws...

I wish for a warm, sunny day to relax on the beach...and an ice cold beer.

Offline fantasygirl90

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3766 on: May 04, 2014, 11:54:05 PM »
Granted, you're enjoying your beer very much then you hear the screams of a woman out in the water. Your manly instinct is to jump in and save her, unfortunately for you pirahnnas like the taste of your flesh just as much as hers :0

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3767 on: May 05, 2014, 12:02:00 AM »
I wish Fantasygirl would make a wish.

Offline fantasygirl90

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3768 on: May 05, 2014, 12:04:59 AM »
Granted Batman lol I'm sorry

I wish that we could have a real life superhero

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3769 on: May 05, 2014, 12:09:21 AM »
Granted but I charge a steep fee. I don't have all the money Bruce Wayne does.

I wish I had a sexy super villain.

Offline fantasygirl90

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3770 on: May 05, 2014, 12:11:17 AM »
Granted, but the sexy super villan has stolen all the money in the city and you must defeat her to receive your payment.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3771 on: May 05, 2014, 12:14:08 AM »
FIEND! *Slams fist into palm.* I wish I had a loyal sidekick.

Offline fantasygirl90

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3772 on: May 05, 2014, 12:15:39 AM »
Granted, but your loyal sidekick is very distracting

I wish I was Batman's Robin ;)

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3773 on: May 05, 2014, 12:21:39 AM »
Granted, I see no way to make this a bad thing. OH Granted but you are secretly the villain.

I wish I never knew about you being the villain.

Offline fantasygirl90

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3774 on: May 05, 2014, 12:23:47 AM »
Granted, but your horrible suspicions will never leave you be.

I wish for a way to take over the world