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Offline Luvan95

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3575 on: November 23, 2013, 08:02:10 PM »
Granted but instead no game consoles ever was invented. (wow, nightmare)

I wish I could speak French

Offline Fira

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3576 on: November 23, 2013, 08:28:18 PM »
Granted but everyone else in the world no longer understood or spoke French.

I wish my hair was never a bundle of mess.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3577 on: November 23, 2013, 08:34:38 PM »
granted you have no hair

I wish I had taco bell

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3578 on: November 23, 2013, 08:37:36 PM »
Granted but you have to suck off a fat Mexican now

I wish I had a pair of golden wristlets

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3579 on: November 23, 2013, 09:02:43 PM »
Granted but they suck the life from you.

I wish I had new glasses

Offline Nic

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3580 on: November 23, 2013, 09:10:51 PM »
Granted, but they are old looking ones, and to big for your face.

I wish my insurance was paid for me

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3581 on: November 23, 2013, 09:13:42 PM »
granted but now your life is monitored by the government

I wish I had a job

Offline Nic

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3582 on: November 23, 2013, 09:16:32 PM »
Granted, but you have to now pick up dog poop for the rest of your life.

I wish I could be more motivated

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3583 on: November 23, 2013, 10:22:36 PM »
granted but now you can only get two hours of sleep a night

I wish my schooling was paid for.

Offline Luvan95

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3584 on: November 23, 2013, 10:34:57 PM »
Granted but you learn absolutely nothing during the whole time there.

I wish I could fall asleep whenever I wanted to

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3585 on: November 24, 2013, 12:21:02 PM »
granted but no one said anything about waking up....

I wish I knew how to make every type of food

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3586 on: November 24, 2013, 02:19:10 PM »
Granted but you can never improve the recipes or learn new ones that come into existence. You also have to make food, you can't get the premade anything anymore. 

I wish I could control time.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3587 on: November 24, 2013, 05:15:09 PM »
granted but now time moves faster for you by two years

I wish I didn't have emotions

Offline sweetgirl91

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3588 on: November 24, 2013, 10:43:15 PM »
Pass, but now everyone is very bored by you.

I wish I could grant wishes.

Offline Nic

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3589 on: November 25, 2013, 05:20:16 PM »
granted, However you turn into a genie, and are bound to the lamp, and are in slaved.

I wish I could be more romantic

Offline sweetgirl91

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3590 on: November 25, 2013, 05:32:21 PM »
Granted but then you turn into a blubbering mess and your girlfriend tells you she already has a pussy and doesn't need another :)

I wish it was a perfect 65 degrees all year long.

Offline Nic

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3591 on: November 25, 2013, 05:35:00 PM »
Granted, but you turn in to a lizard stuck in a glass box, and your the pet of a 10 year old boy.

I wish I knew how to cook

Offline Kane Gunlock

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3592 on: November 25, 2013, 05:50:30 PM »
Granted but its not food its Meth you are now a felon

I wish I was indestructible

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3593 on: November 26, 2013, 12:59:59 AM »
Granted but the world gets destroyed leaving you the only one left alive.

I wish I had magic powers

Offline saphireMARIE

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3594 on: November 27, 2013, 01:52:53 PM »
granted, but because you didn't specify what sort of powers you get the power of being invisible, you can't touch anything though so nobody would ever know what happened D:

I wish I hadn't got a sore nose

Offline FionaM

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3595 on: November 27, 2013, 02:25:42 PM »
This happens.

I wish I could change sex at will.

Offline Kane Gunlock

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3596 on: November 27, 2013, 06:01:18 PM »
Granted but its some weird alien sex incomprehensible to human being amd you go mad

I wish I was more crazy

Offline Rex33

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3597 on: November 27, 2013, 10:49:08 PM »
Granted, but you're so crazy you wind up in a mental institute.

I wish I made it into the NBA.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3598 on: November 30, 2013, 11:34:16 AM »
granted you are not the best towel boy the NBA has ever had

I wish I could get paid to be me

Offline flassche

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3599 on: November 30, 2013, 12:28:55 PM »
Granted, yet it is monopoly money.

I wish I my refrigerator worked again.