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Offline Luvan95

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3600 on: November 30, 2013, 12:41:42 PM »
Granted but now your fridge isn't working instead.

I wish I had a second me that did all my homework for me

Offline Rex33

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3601 on: November 30, 2013, 12:52:46 PM »
granted, but your second always misplaced it.

I wish the love of my life loved me as well

Offline Kane Gunlock

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3602 on: November 30, 2013, 01:07:31 PM »
Granted but she developes a stalker crush on you and is handcuffed to you day and night

I wish I had a pizzeria

Offline Rex33

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3603 on: November 30, 2013, 01:13:44 PM »
Granted, but its a pizzeria infested with rats and you can only make pizzas with human toesnails as the toppings

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3604 on: November 30, 2013, 04:39:12 PM »
Free wish!  Who wants the free, corrupt-free wish?

I wish for a lusty lover for the night.

Offline saphireMARIE

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3605 on: November 30, 2013, 04:42:56 PM »
Granted, but seen as you didn't state what sort of lover other than lusty you get a clingy lover who never wishes to leave your side. Leaving you with no free time.

I wish I could have a cuddle tonight.

Offline Kane Gunlock

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3606 on: November 30, 2013, 04:54:59 PM »
Granted but its with a tentacle rape monster have.fun ;)

I wish I had uncanny painting abilities

Offline saphireMARIE

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3607 on: November 30, 2013, 05:15:07 PM »
granted, you can now paint tiny pictures perfectly but any paintings on anything bigger than 10x10 (inch meter, whatever canvases are usually measured in :S) will fail on you.

I wish that this tentacle rape monster would hurry up and get here!

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3608 on: November 30, 2013, 05:27:19 PM »
Granted.  Turns out the tentacle rape monster is also clingy (no pun intended).

I wish to share the tentacle monster... And miss Marie. And I'm going to use that free wish from earlier. :P

Offline saphireMARIE

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3609 on: November 30, 2013, 05:38:03 PM »
Mm granted, it turns out the tentacle monster really likes you and decides it is more clingy when it comes to you!

I wish that Daoine uses her free wish well :)

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3610 on: November 30, 2013, 05:43:57 PM »
Granted.  I use my free wish to wish to replace the tentacle monster with Miss Marie.

Offline saphireMARIE

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3611 on: November 30, 2013, 05:46:25 PM »
Granted, that will work out perfectly as long as you don't mind cuddles :P

I wish that I wasn't so tired because I like this at the moment!

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3612 on: November 30, 2013, 05:53:41 PM »
I love cuddles!  Granted.  I've got a couple of ways to wake you up.  Depending on your definition of corrupt, they could still apply. ;)  (Otherwise, there's always a bucket of ice water...)

I wish for a bucket of ice water... And a bottle of champagne.

Offline saphireMARIE

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3613 on: November 30, 2013, 05:55:49 PM »
Hmm I like the sound of that!

Granted, but the bottle of champagne comes in the water in the hope you don't throw it at me! I'm awake now!

I wish that the ice cold water doesn't land on me!

Offline Kane Gunlock

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3614 on: November 30, 2013, 06:22:24 PM »
It does but the it lands on the person next to you instead freezing her in a block of ice

Wish I had hulu plus

Offline saphireMARIE

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3615 on: November 30, 2013, 06:28:17 PM »
Granted, but because I don't know what hulu plus Is I assume you mean hula hoops and you get those instead D:

I wish it wasn't Daoine Sidhe who was next to me D:

Offline Rex33

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3616 on: November 30, 2013, 10:12:10 PM »
granted, but now they are behind you.

I wish to be the greatest snowball thrower ever

Offline Krisje

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3617 on: December 08, 2013, 07:05:44 AM »
granted but as soon as you touch any snow it melts before you can make a snowball of it

I wish for a fresh cup of tea ^_^

Offline saphireMARIE

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3618 on: December 08, 2013, 08:12:27 AM »
Granted except it turns out to be ice tea

I wish I was more of an angel than a devil

Offline Rex33

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3619 on: December 08, 2013, 05:26:52 PM »
Granted, but you a corrupted angel, while still being part devil.

I wish I had the scientific revelation to cure cancer.

Offline jessie123

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3620 on: January 06, 2014, 09:36:17 AM »
Granted but it causes AIDS

I wish for dragons to be real

Offline flassche

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3621 on: January 06, 2014, 10:35:37 AM »
Granted, yet they became extinct yesterday.


I wish for Sunday drivers to stop driving like senior citizens.

Offline Charles

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3622 on: January 06, 2014, 11:08:15 AM »
Granted they now drive like they're blind.

I wish I couldn't get sick.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3623 on: January 06, 2014, 11:47:50 AM »
granted, but now you can never leave your sealed decontamination zone, doomed to live an isolated life.

I wish I had better artistic skills.


Offline jessie123

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3624 on: January 06, 2014, 12:07:01 PM »
Granted, but you can only draw your family... naked

I wish i could talk to animals