*snaps fingers* Granted. You know have a friend made out of tortes cake. You become romantically involved, but while applying for a marriage license you decide to eat her instead right there in the office. You are promptly sent to a mental institution for evaluation. Love is fleeting, and so is my attention span. What was I talking about again?
Oh! Yes! My wish....for... oh wow, that's way way too dirty to say in here. I'd be too embarrassed to even talk about that with someone privately unless I knew them well.
I can't say that!
I'm going to wish for an uncorruptible wish instead. I don't see any rules that say I can't do that. Right?