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Offline Shadowclaw

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3725 on: April 11, 2014, 03:43:07 PM »
Granted, but you need to check the warning sticker on the manual.

!!!WARNING!!! USE OF GRAVITY MANIPULATION WILL CAUSE ALL LIFE ON EARTH TO FLOAT AWAY INTO SPACE !!!WARNING!!!

Offline Adammair

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3726 on: April 12, 2014, 01:02:41 AM »
I wish you had wished for something, so I could corrupt it! (Can't wait to see the corruption of this wish...) :P

Offline Shadowclaw

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3727 on: April 12, 2014, 10:25:08 AM »
Sorry guys, I was really really tired last night and screwed up a couple game posts. :(

I wish I owned a gas can that magically never ran out of free premium high octane gas, then I could afford to own a REAL sports car.
« Last Edit: April 12, 2014, 10:26:13 AM by Shadowclaw »

Offline Belle33

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3728 on: April 12, 2014, 10:55:14 AM »
Granted.  But the car gets stolen on day two.  Kinda wish you'd gotten that insurance now, dontcha?

I wish I could go days without sleeping.

Offline Shadowclaw

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3729 on: April 12, 2014, 11:08:11 AM »
Granted, but its me keeping you up. Ready for round forty two?

Wish I was invincible and immortal.

Offline Belle33

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3730 on: April 12, 2014, 11:15:17 AM »
*laughs*

Okkkay... you're immortal and invincible. Sadly, a meteor hit the earth and well... you're alone in a wasteland. 

I wish I had an eidetic memory.

Offline lancerBhopkins

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3731 on: April 12, 2014, 11:21:40 AM »
Wish Granted

It is fully supplied with renascence pigments you have to mix yourself.... now your crazy from heavy metals.


I wish for a giant tortes friend. 

Offline Shadowclaw

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3732 on: April 12, 2014, 08:57:17 PM »
*snaps fingers* Granted. You know have a friend made out of tortes cake. You become romantically involved, but while applying for a marriage license you decide to eat her instead right there in the office. You are promptly sent to a mental institution for evaluation. Love is fleeting, and so is my attention span. What was I talking about again?

Oh! Yes! My wish....for... oh wow, that's way way too dirty to say in here. I'd be too embarrassed to even talk about that with someone privately unless I knew them well. :-[ I can't say that!

I'm going to wish for an uncorruptible wish instead. I don't see any rules that say I can't do that. Right?

Offline Belle33

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3733 on: April 13, 2014, 02:33:50 PM »
Granted. Your wish cannot be corrupted.  *introduces Shadow to a 90 year old virgin nun who is on her death bed.*  Be kind to her in her last days of service before meeting her maker in paradise.

I wish I had a beautiful singing voice that touched the souls of my audience whenever I performed.

Offline LeftGarrow

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3734 on: April 14, 2014, 09:04:35 AM »
Granted. However, you have a throat ailment that causes your vocal chords to bleed whenever you sing!  :-)

I wish for the ability to recreate anything.

Offline lancerBhopkins

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3735 on: April 14, 2014, 10:20:57 AM »
Granted but you are required to give a pound of flesh for the recreation. Ouch.

I wish for the ability to speak every language in the universe.

Offline Adammair

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3736 on: April 18, 2014, 06:31:06 PM »
Granted...you now speak every language in the universe...simultaneously. No one can understand what you're saying, not even yourself.

I wish for the ability to resurrect the dead and heal any affliction(s) they might have simultaneously.

Offline Belle33

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3737 on: April 26, 2014, 01:09:59 PM »
Granted.  But the first person you bring back kills you instantly.  Sorry about that.

I wish I could write really great code and develop some slick new app that stops people from procrastinating.

Offline MiroKitty

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3738 on: April 26, 2014, 03:47:20 PM »
Granted, but the code gets stolen by Facebook and they make millions of of it  :-X

I wish I could go to Berlin on a week long holiday :)

Offline DawningBlue

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3739 on: April 26, 2014, 06:11:10 PM »
Granted. Then a group of supreme Nazis take you to jail.

I wish for a white chocolate bar :(.

Offline MiroKitty

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3740 on: April 27, 2014, 02:04:46 PM »
Granted, but one of your friends find it and eat it right in front of you.

I wish for a new pair of pants :)

Online CrimDragon

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3741 on: April 29, 2014, 08:03:47 AM »
Granted, but they're three sizes to small.

I wish I could call it a day and go home...

Offline Astre

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3742 on: April 29, 2014, 08:13:44 AM »
Your boss let's you go home but only because you tripped and need to go to the emergency room first.

I wish that I had 1000

Offline MiroKitty

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3743 on: April 29, 2014, 01:43:55 PM »
Gets stolen

I wish for a new laptop :)

Offline Kevben Battleheart

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3744 on: April 29, 2014, 03:24:59 PM »
Granted, you soon get a Alienware 18 gaming laptop but soon you bump into someone and their drink spills over the laptop and just so happens to short it out, effectively killing the new laptop you just got.

I wish I could live in the world in one of my books.

Offline CaptainNexus616

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3745 on: May 01, 2014, 09:39:02 AM »
Granted, then the book ends thus ending that universe.

I wish to be the Old Spice Guy

Offline MiroKitty

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3746 on: May 01, 2014, 12:33:53 PM »
Granted but you fall of a horse effectively breaking your back and paralyzing your entire body

I wish for a cigarette :)

Offline PigPin

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3747 on: May 01, 2014, 12:38:08 PM »
Granted, however by no means are you able to light it.

I wish for the next poster's wish to come true

Offline CaptainNexus616

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3748 on: May 01, 2014, 08:31:59 PM »
Granted, but your car caught on fire because that is what they wished for

I wish for someone's car to catch fire that isn't mine.

Offline Adammair

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3749 on: May 02, 2014, 07:43:48 AM »
Granted. Your best friend's car bursts into flames immediately after yours breaks down, and your friend is your backup transportation, effectively leaving you stranded.

I wish for no pollution of any kind.