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Offline IzabellaJ

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3625 on: January 06, 2014, 12:23:32 PM »
granted, but now you can't talk to humans.

I wish I had a fashionable scarf, it's cold out.

Offline Doedie

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3626 on: January 06, 2014, 02:01:39 PM »
Your wish has been granted! Enjoy your slithering wet fashionable tentacle scarf!

I wish I had a million billion gazillion fiffilion dollars... Tax free.

Offline ChicagoOkie

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3627 on: January 06, 2014, 02:03:25 PM »
Granted, but it is monopoly money.

I wish I had the worlds warmest blanket.

Offline jessie123

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3628 on: January 06, 2014, 02:13:34 PM »
Granted but its made of live bears

I wish for the power to teleport

Offline ChicagoOkie

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3629 on: January 06, 2014, 02:17:32 PM »
Granted, but you can teleport 3 inches away

I wish I had a new car.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3630 on: January 06, 2014, 02:44:19 PM »
Granted, but it's a toy car.

I wish I didn't need to eat.

Offline ChicagoOkie

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3631 on: January 06, 2014, 02:47:00 PM »
Granted, but now you have no mouth.

I wish I had something other than peanut and honey sandwiches for lunch.

Offline jessie123

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3632 on: January 06, 2014, 03:51:50 PM »
Granted, now you have to eat raw organs

I wish i had cat ears :3

Offline flassche

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3633 on: January 06, 2014, 04:20:45 PM »
Granted, yet they itch like crazy.

I wish I had more time on my hands.

Offline Koyume

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3634 on: January 06, 2014, 05:24:24 PM »
Granted; you are now being held indefinitely in a high-security psyhciatric institution.

I wish I had a kind and pretty young lady to sit in my lap.

Offline Jazra

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3635 on: January 06, 2014, 06:09:01 PM »
Granted, she's six months old and needs her diaper changed.

I wish I had the money and time and ability to just take off for a year and travel.

Offline jessie123

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3636 on: January 06, 2014, 10:01:59 PM »
Granted, but you die in a plane crash

I wish i could fly

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3637 on: January 06, 2014, 10:55:50 PM »
Granted ^^ Unfortunately the U.S. Government saw you flying, labeled you as an alien and you have now been captured and stored in a lab. Enjoy a lifetime of being dissected!

I wish I had the an endless supply of homemade hot coco

Offline Crimzon Dragon

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3638 on: January 10, 2014, 09:46:31 PM »
Granted, but at the same time, you now live in Antarctica and the coco freezes solid as you pour it from the containers with no way to reheat it.

I wish I owned and lived on a private island in the southern Caribbean that was self sufficient in food and water.

Offline Sephora

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3639 on: January 10, 2014, 10:06:11 PM »
Granted, but a tsunami hits the day you move in.

I wish for happiness. 

Offline jessie123

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3640 on: January 11, 2014, 09:58:56 AM »
Granted, youre now clinically insane causing literally everything to make you happy

I wish the dragon balls were real

Offline Tigataga

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3641 on: January 13, 2014, 04:26:11 AM »
Granted, the dragon balls are real, the dragon isn't.

I wish it wasn't winter.

Offline ChicagoOkie

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3642 on: January 19, 2014, 11:54:39 AM »
Granted, however now the Earth is hurtling into the sun.

I wish my foot would stop hurting.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3643 on: January 19, 2014, 12:38:07 PM »
Granted, your feet are now hands.

I wish I wouldn't cough so much.

Offline ChicagoOkie

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3644 on: January 19, 2014, 12:44:39 PM »
Granted, however now you can't stop sneezing.

I wish I was a rich man. *Does accompanying Tevye dance*

Online Charles

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3645 on: January 19, 2014, 03:45:55 PM »
Granted, you're now rich in iron.

I wish dwarf fortress would update already.

Offline SpiralSpider

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3646 on: January 19, 2014, 08:22:54 PM »
Granted. And now the internet explodes.

I wish I could just get some time to myself.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3647 on: January 20, 2014, 01:07:22 PM »
Granted, the world is barren and lifeless, you now have all the time in the world.

I wish I could find true love.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3648 on: January 20, 2014, 01:27:04 PM »
Granted, you've found your true love, but you'll never know and neither will they.

I wish I had a kitten.

Offline ChicagoOkie

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3649 on: January 20, 2014, 02:24:06 PM »
Granted, you have a kitten, but now you're a dog person.

I wish I had a puppy.