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Offline Adammair

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3775 on: May 05, 2014, 12:27:46 AM »
Granted, you devise a way to take over the world, but the world's government leaders band together and stop you.

I wish to hold a record in the Guinness Book.

Offline fantasygirl90

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3776 on: May 05, 2014, 12:29:34 AM »
Granted, but your record is for the only man to be beat in a race by a snail.

I wish to have the fastest car in the world

Offline Adammair

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3777 on: May 05, 2014, 12:36:23 AM »
Granted. The fuel for it does not exist, however, and if it did, would be outrageously expensive.

I wish my lawn would grow to the perfect height, and then stop, not needing to be mowed.

Offline fantasygirl90

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3778 on: May 05, 2014, 12:38:16 AM »
Granted, but once a week a neighbor kid comes and mows different sections of it as a mean prank and your lawn is never the same height.

I wish for the perfect yellow seedless watermelon (and yes these do actually exist)

Offline Adammair

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3779 on: May 05, 2014, 12:41:58 AM »
Granted. You get, and eat, the last remaining yellow seedless watermelon, and since they have no seeds, there will never be any more.

I wish for a pillow that is just the right balance of soft and firm.

Offline fantasygirl90

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3780 on: May 05, 2014, 12:44:08 AM »
Granted, you receive the perfect pillow, but it causes horrible, vivid nightmares anytime you sleep with it.

I wish for the temperature outside to never be above 100 degrees and below 40 degrees

Offline cptBacon

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3781 on: May 05, 2014, 01:23:49 AM »
Granted. The temperature alternates between exactly 41 and 99 degrees every two days. The climate shift is horrific, killing most life on Earth. Thanks for that.  :P

I wish for a Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle.

Online CaptainNexus616

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3782 on: May 05, 2014, 07:33:23 AM »
Granted, but you shot your eye out. Ho Ho Ho HO!  :-)

I wish for my own slave leia that won't strangle me to death with her leash.

Offline fantasygirl90

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3783 on: May 05, 2014, 08:34:38 AM »
Granted, but she rebeled against you and ran away.

I wish for a cuddle buddy that doesn't push me nearly off my bed

Online CaptainNexus616

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3784 on: May 06, 2014, 07:32:28 AM »
Granted but you got killed with the hugz!

I wish for a Tardis!

Offline Belle33

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3785 on: May 14, 2014, 06:30:38 PM »
Granted.  It's not functional of course, but .. you could use it for your garden.

I wish for infinite wishes.

Offline fantasygirl90

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3786 on: May 14, 2014, 06:48:37 PM »
Granted...but only 1 was answered.

I wish for 1 more hour in the day

Offline Belle33

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3787 on: May 14, 2014, 06:53:58 PM »
Granted.  But you lose one hour each night. 

I wish I would win a new macbook pro.

Offline La Vida en su Muerte

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3788 on: May 14, 2014, 07:09:03 PM »
Granted, but it's at the cost of your soul.

I wish I could be happy with my weight.

Offline Belle33

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3789 on: May 14, 2014, 07:27:34 PM »
Granted.  Your happy with your weight.  For 60 seconds...starting now.  *watches the clock*

I wish I hadn't eaten so much fish for dinner *rubs belly*

Online CaptainNexus616

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3790 on: May 14, 2014, 09:46:26 PM »
Granted. But now you haven't eaten anything since before the fish and your tummy is painfully rumbling now.

I wish I had Samuel L. Jackson's voice

Offline fantasygirl90

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3791 on: May 14, 2014, 10:11:11 PM »
Granted but now dramatic music plays anytime you speak, particularly inconvenient when you are trying to smooth talk a pretty lady.

I wish my hair looked like Belle's Avitar

Online CaptainNexus616

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3792 on: May 15, 2014, 12:04:04 AM »
Granted but now you want to do nothing and play with it all day while you have a job and bills to tend to.


I wish I knew what to wish for!

Offline Belle33

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3793 on: May 15, 2014, 03:52:30 AM »
Granted.  You now have a very particular something you wish for with all your heart. You're obsessed with need for it.  You crave nothing else and ignore all other passions in favor of this one special wish.  When you close your eyes, you see it.  When you lick your lips, you taste it.  With every breath you feel the need for it surge through your lungs.  Just the thought of it makes your pulse race.  Oh yeah... you know what you want alright.  But sorry, no backstage Justin Beiber tickets for you.

As any dutiful beauty queen would....I wish for world peace.

Online CaptainNexus616

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3794 on: May 15, 2014, 08:38:49 AM »
 Granted. Now there will never again be a war for resources. Now there will never be the fear of men like Hitler, Khan, or Putin. On Mars that is since you didn't wish for Earth's World Peace.

I wish someone would make a good superman and batman movie!

Offline Belle33

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3795 on: May 16, 2014, 05:37:28 PM »
Granted.  It was made, but will never be released the public due to legal issues.  The courts ordered all footage destroyed.  It's a real shame - I hear it was amazing!

I wish I could speak French, Italian, and Chinese fluently.

Online CaptainNexus616

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3796 on: May 17, 2014, 08:11:16 PM »
Granted, but you lost the ability to speak English since it was interpreted as ONLY French, Italian, and Chinese. Have fun re-learning English!

I wish Ryan Reynolds was a better actor! Or at least been a better Deadpool...lol


Offline Adammair

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3797 on: May 17, 2014, 08:56:17 PM »
Granted. Ryan Reynolds becomes a better actor, and then refuses the part of Deadpool, saying it's beneath him. That part eventually goes to Hugh Jackman, who can then no longer play Wolverine...and the universe as we know it implodes!

I wish I had a 1969 Corvette Stingray.

Offline colerie1974

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3798 on: May 17, 2014, 08:58:00 PM »
Granted, but it is the keychain version!


I wish I had a million bucks!

Offline Adammair

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3799 on: May 17, 2014, 09:12:32 PM »
Granted. You have a cool million...in Monopoly money.

I wish I was as cool as Jack Skellington.