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Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3675 on: February 06, 2014, 12:11:15 AM »
Granted.  Consequently, your significant other is constantly being kidnapped.

I wish I wasn't hungry.

Offline Vill

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3676 on: February 06, 2014, 12:19:59 AM »
Granted, but you'll be constantly thirsty.

I wish I could see a UFO.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3677 on: February 06, 2014, 12:21:10 AM »
Granted.  It turns out to be a kite.

I wish you could visit an aliens speices.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3678 on: February 06, 2014, 12:23:36 AM »
Granted. They have this lovely cookbook, "To Serve Man". Life on the alien planets is so great, nobody  ever comes back...  >:)

I wish I had a thousand dollars, legal tender, legally acquired, not-taxed.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3679 on: February 06, 2014, 12:26:18 AM »
Granted.  Immediately upon receiving the money, a sinkhole opens up right beneath your feet.  You are rescued, fortunately, but the costs of your medical treament - even with insurance - comes out to $999.50  You manage to keep $.50

I wish for a taco.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3680 on: February 06, 2014, 12:29:05 AM »
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Granted, too bad the US is not the only country to use "Dollars" so for some reason the money is pink and purple, and has funny letters. I got post ninjaed

Granted, you are in an eating contest, and the salsa is made with ghost peppers, you will likely end up puking.

I wish I could be anything I felt like being.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3681 on: February 06, 2014, 12:30:32 AM »
Granted.  But once you become that thing you want to be, you lose the power.  Better choose wisely.  And try not to think too hard about being a tree.

I wish I wasn't in an eating contest.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3682 on: February 06, 2014, 12:31:23 AM »
You ar eno longer in an eating contest. Now, it's a sexual endurance contest.

I wish I had a Leanan Sidhe to put my muse into high gear.

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« Reply #3683 on: February 06, 2014, 12:35:13 AM »
oh YES, your muse is in high gear, too bad though there's nothing to create with here but sand on the beach...

I wish I could afford the good things in life.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3684 on: February 06, 2014, 12:37:06 AM »
You can. Bad news is, the Russian mafia is pretty upset about all that money that went missing... and they know who did it, too. You.

Edit: Whoops, that was premature. My wish! A bar of Lindt white chocolate.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3685 on: February 06, 2014, 12:40:07 AM »
too bad it's phallic shaped, you look bad in public.

I wish there was more common sense in the world.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3686 on: February 06, 2014, 12:41:18 AM »
Granted.  It's so common that it becomes overlooked, like most common things.  The end result is that we're right back where we were before the wish.

I wish I had a new game.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3687 on: February 06, 2014, 12:42:43 AM »
Granted, too bad it's Ride to Hell: Redemption...

I wish I had a better job.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3688 on: February 06, 2014, 12:44:45 AM »
Oh dear.  What a horrid game.  But, it makes a nice throwing star!

Granted.  You become CEO of a major corporation.  Which subsequently is shut down by the federal government for fraud.  You, being the CEO, are sentenced to 15 years in prison.

I wish you were found innocent of the charges.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3689 on: February 06, 2014, 12:48:44 AM »
yep but nobody will hire me for that again... I'm on to the talk show circuit and tell all books...

I wish I could have a body like my male persona there.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3690 on: February 06, 2014, 12:52:40 AM »
Granted.  You have a horse's head, and nothing else.

I wish I had more scented candles.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3691 on: February 06, 2014, 01:07:31 AM »
ARGH... I am deformified nuuuuuu

Also you have boxes of them, too bad they are poorly made to get so many, and stink pretty bad.

I wish I was beautiful.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3692 on: February 06, 2014, 01:11:55 AM »
Granted.  About a month ago, someone failed to posted a wish, and it resulted in a free, corrupt-free wish.  I offered it to people, but no one accepted it.  I apply it now, since I don't feel like corrupting it.

I wish I didn't have a headache.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3693 on: February 06, 2014, 01:39:17 AM »
you gave me one, and I give you a bottle of aspirin in return because headaches SUCK.

Next person gets corrupt wishes though!

Offline Vill

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3694 on: February 06, 2014, 01:42:08 AM »
Granted, except you are the person to get corrupt wishes.

I wish my wishes were incorruptible.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3695 on: February 06, 2014, 01:45:30 AM »
they are, sadly you can only wish for things personally detrimental to yourself.

I wish for a bag of potato chips.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3696 on: February 06, 2014, 01:47:16 AM »
Granted.  They're stale as hell.

I wish that there were more interesting TV shows on at 1:30 in the morning.

Offline Vill

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3697 on: February 06, 2014, 01:51:32 AM »
Granted, but you'll never be awake at 1:30 am again.

I wish I could time travel.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3698 on: February 06, 2014, 01:55:21 AM »
I think I can live with that.

Granted.  You can time travel to before the Earth existed.

I wish I was a ninja!

Offline Vill

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3699 on: February 06, 2014, 02:01:58 AM »
Granted, but you can only use your ninja powers at 1:30 am.

I wish I was a ninja. (I honestly can't think of a way to corrupt this one)